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ever been stuck in a lift?who would you most/least like to be stuck in a lift with?
I might buy some new boots, imagine that
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YesI just pulled the doors open and climbed out.
I'd like to be stuck in a lift with Claudia Winkleman but not with John McCririck (or whatever the fuck he is called)
I need some new trainers - these ones appear to have sprung a leak
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:12,
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Nope,Ummm I dunno, someone who wouldn't panic, but with nice breasts.
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How would the panic come about?If it was "oh I'm so hot I'm going to take my clothes of and cry" yes
If it was "arghhh I'm going to stab you with a pencil" no
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you know what, I'd still do Kylieeven if her tits have fallen off
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Is she another of Monty's celebrity friends?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:34,
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I'm going to a poshish carvery tonight.It's either £7 for a normal carvery or £9 for a big plate carvery. I don't know what to go for...
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It depends how much dry overcooked meat you want(
Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:16,
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ask for the biggest meal they do then throw it at the wall, smash shit up and run off without paying(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I found out last Sunday that a really nice carvery near me does takeaway carveryHow cool is that?!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:17,
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Really fucking good too£6 a go
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:20,
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£7 holy fuck! I didn't know they have michelins stars for carverys!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:17,
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I'd rather pay more for decent food and to not be surrounded by plebs.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:19,
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There are plebs, but the food is very good actually.www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g187055-d3326422-Reviews-Tudor_Pubs_At_The_Three_Trees-Milton_Keynes_Buckinghamshire_England.html
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Looks like generic shit, where nylon clad chavs go for some "posh dinner"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:23,
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Nah that's alright, different strokes for different folks!GARY COLEMARR
MAGGIE THATCHMARR
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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I'll take a photo of me looking upset at my food to show you on monday.(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Adrian T's so fucking chavvy he's the wrong aspect ratioCan't trust owt he says
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Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:25,
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Whoa no real names - that's chompy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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Fuck's sake theo that's the worst thing you've ever posted(
Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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Terrible bullying of Badmons here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:15,
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is it possible to have good B.O. ?that should be a new thread really
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YesI would like to be stuck in a lift with a lift engineer
I don't think you'd look good in boobs frank
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Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:14,
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kinda disappointed here, no one's excited at the thought of me getting new boots(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
what kind of a raging gaylord wears boots?he belongs in a fucking sitcom
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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I wear boots, you ginger tart(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:33,
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well you've answered my question quite satisfactorily thenapart from the ginger bit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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I am wearing a pair of boots right now** From Russell & Bromley. £250.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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www.russellandbromley.co.uk/boots/manor/invt/567860/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:45,
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When I asked for a new thread I was really hoping for something better than this.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:23,
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You ought to be a bit more realistic with your aspirations.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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i'm too hungover for lunchbut when i staggered upstairs for water, the cunt in front of me was ordering an avocado and cheese sandwich, with mayonnaise and butter. what the actual fuck. who would eat that?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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well that's the odd thingshe was a proper beanpole, probably weighed 7 stone soaking wet, and about 5'10.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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Are you offering your bird up to Stunned here?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:40,
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I needed MOARThis is no good. I'm now stuck back in work and clamming for beer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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Only person in ICT in our office this afternoon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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Your boots were made for walking. Can't you put the phones and e-mails on divert?
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Gotta have a "face" in the officeCUNTS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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Yours is more of a "face for radio" though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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I NO RITEC - who the fuck adds a C?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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One place I worked at, the department was called "IS" for "information services"I fucking punched the guy in the face and left.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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Tech SupportTech Services
Tech Support again
IT
IT Consultancy
ICT
ICT Consultancy
All the departments I've worked in, despite not moving department
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:43,
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I really had to stop our now director from creating two teamsNorthern Housing Implementation Team
Southern Housing Implementation Team
I still lol at Northumbria University almost being called Central University of North Tyneside
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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The one situation where being Northern would be preferable.(
Kroney, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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She was at the time due to be in charge of SHIT(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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I had company sponsored peronis yesterday.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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GROSSWater's for povvos and idiots
Get a pint down you
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Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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some of us were drinking til 2ami feel a bit fragile today
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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yeah wellbattered fucking sickens me, so...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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Hardly, given the size of my gullet at the moment.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:40,
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imagine licking the salt crystals from his stinking armpitsjust sayin
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you'll have to watch the sitcom and find out(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:20,
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i think you underestimate just how many braindead drooling imbeciles there are in the worldwe are catering to them.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:26,
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one time I was in Starbucks and the fat mess in front of me ordered, get thisdecaff soya latte
I really wanted to punch her in the fucking cerebellum for that
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I fucking hate people like thatNon-alcoholic beer cunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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starbucks in stockport?fuck off with your lies on the internet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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DID I SAY STOCKPORT?DID I SAY STARBUCKS IN STOCKPORT?
NO
I DID NOT SAY THAT
It was a shithole though, fucking Wilmslow
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fuck offthat's my local starbucks when i'm at home, i don't want your parrot faeces smeared boots tiptoeing through it like some sort of shit fairy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:03,
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ohhhh, so it was you ordering the soya latteand fuck starbucks, the coffee shop right round the corner there is twenty times better
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which one, simon dunn? or rise? or the french one?fuck that nasty shit, i don't drink coffee. or tea. so it WASN'T ME.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:16,
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why would you go in starbucks and not drink coffee?no wait ... unless ... unless it was a decaff soya latte
I see what's happened here
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crucially you forgot the fact that i am not a fat messor maybe you didn't
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:26,
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that answers my question about who I would least like to be stuck in a lift with(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Hi Battered, I'd start another thread that pushes the envelope of online chatbut you'll have to wait until May, now.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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Got to limit the amount of groundbreaking chat I unleash, else the internet will collapse.(
Kroney, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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Fuck you and your fucking boots, you northern prickI'd like to be stuck in a lift with someone that knows when to shut the fuck up.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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shouldn't you be making out with your boyfriend baldmonkey right now?(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
interesting that that's the only part of my post you had a problem with(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
inasmuch as anything you do or say may ever be construed as interesting, yes(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
What a cruel and hurtful person you areGod, I'm so bored.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:59,
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I just shouted at a woman in the street for letting her dog shit on the pavement then walking offit was WELL funny, she had to stop and pick up the dogshit
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You should have rubbed her face in it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:02,
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I should fucking think soBloody savages. Look, can I borrow some money?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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What's going on Frank?Has someone upset you? I'm just wondering where all of this has come from.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:13,
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*waves*Is today international shit thread day?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:57,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:59,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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:o(EDIT: I honestly didn't expect anyone to answer that thread
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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I dunno, a smelly fatty probably. like battered's wife or a larper.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:12,
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