Good Monday morning
How was every ones weekend?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 7:40, 76 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Rack of ribs.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 7:41, Reply)

Sounds nice unless
You have invested in a torture device
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 7:45, Reply)

smyls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 7:42, Reply)

Good morning the lovely Dozer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 7:46, Reply)

Moist

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 7:46, Reply)

Sounds ominous

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 7:47, Reply)

Rained :(

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:10, Reply)

rocking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:02, Reply)

yo

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:03, Reply)

word

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:05, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:05, Reply)

dreading opening Outlook but otherwise splendid ta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:06, Reply)

I got incredibly high this weekend
It’s not really a good idea to paint in a enclosed area with little or no ventilation
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:07, Reply)

pussy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:09, Reply)

Yep I'm a Lightweight

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:21, Reply)

smyls.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:10, Reply)

Very nice actually
You?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:20, Reply)

All good thanks
my Lemon'N'Herb chicken was a great success yesterday
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Capital
Kids back at school today, nice quiet house...I might just treat myself to a lovely, big wank!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:23, Reply)

COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Gee, I hope not
I don't think I have the strength
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Drank a bottle of blackcurrant wine/rum hybrid that my mum brought back from Wales
It was fucking shit. My homemade chilli is giving me the satisfying kind of arseache, the 'job well done' kind.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:32, Reply)

your life story, spare me from it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Fuck off Yoda

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:36, Reply)

alright Bill Clay?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Yeah, you?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

yer
I think today might just be Booby Tuesday an' all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:57, Reply)

I'm not sure what this means but count me in

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:58, Reply)

When it gets warm enough for chicks to start taking off the winter layers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

indeed
When the warehouse doors are flung open and chicks in strappy tops and not much skirt come flooding out.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I've seen many good bottoms today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I dunno like
Beautiful day, Spiritualized on the MP3 player, only thing that can spoil it is having to go to work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

smyls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Busier than Dozer's and King Zog's, by the looks of things.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 8:57, Reply)

I went to Thailand to hone my kickboxing skills so i could avenge the death of my brother

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

How is that gumbo, Chance ?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Nay bad.
Out Friday night for a nice pub session. Saw the film Side Effects on Saturday which was gash. Offsett by a nice bit of tapas beforehand.

Cooked fennel chicken yesterday and opened a bottle of homemade 2011 damson gin.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Fennel is shit as is Jude Law
These were your first mistakes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

You are showing your limited Belgian palate.
Peasant.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I dunno, I'm pretty sure Jude law would taste like chicken fat and smug

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Bald and smug.
He may be rich and famous but he is bald. As a coot.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

chicks dig lumbering fat blokes instead

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)

And bog trotting Man U fans.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:16, Reply)

thats why we'll always do alright stunned, thank god for the accident of birth eh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Quite.
Irish by birth, Man U fan by the grace of god.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I've been enjoying fennel tea recently
More of TH's tea faves later, Hat-fans!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I don't like fennel
/geldof
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

It's not an everyday tea, that's for sure
The taste is really strong.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Did I mention my trip to Tibet in friday? It was glorious and achingly beautiful.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Do you go there dalai or weekly?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING. IM TOO STUPID

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Whereas sporto is on fire this morning.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I'm on fucking fire!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Not too bad sir
Cooked a silverside of beef with the best ever Yorkshire puddings I've made on Saturday. Made stem ginger ice cream too and a meringue with the left over eggs whites. COOKING doesn't get any harder than this.

Watched my team beat the other one 3-0. Lolled as idiot supporter tried to punch Police horse. Drank lots of Stella and Duvel. Bunged a load of old shite on eBay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Hey SC
That sounds awesome. I've not had roast beef for so long...if only things didn't cost money, THEN I'd be happy.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Neither had I
£10 well spent, I thought
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Absolutely
Might have to hit Morrison's a bit later.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:22, Reply)

on's +ey

The miserable whining cunt.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Imagine if you could hit Morrisey AND get a nice bit of beef out of it
That's the stuff of legend, right there.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)

*Dreams*

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

I too had some excellent yorkshire puddings this weekend
That ice cream sounds rather good!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:24, Reply)

It really was rather good
I used two of the stems and put in a bit of the syrup too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Great and mediocre, Saturday and Sunday respectively

( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Hi Adam
How's the n*velty fly*ng d*sc business?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

It’s ok I’m back
What did I miss?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:40, Reply)

The weekend?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)

This is almost scarily true
Worked till mid-day Saturday, and most of yesterday painting, grouting etc.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)

The immaculate conception of our lord's mother Mary
The dirty cow.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I heard she was well up for it
The slag
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:47, Reply)

She ain't no virgin, that's for sho.
Even Stunned has had her.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Ewwwwwwww.
Imagine the wet patch
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)

"Even Stunned"
Pfft.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

ha ha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:54, Reply)

A good, tiring, but ultimately rewarding weekend.
I am sorry it is over. If this weather keeps Up I shall do some cycling, especially to avoid the traffic chaos that is bound to surround the immanent Thatcher staking.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Morning Wilf
You still got Battered on 2.0?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Nope.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:54, Reply)