I'm sitting down
what you up to?
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:54, 60 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I just had a lovely relaxing poo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)

No straining is a good poo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I owe it all to Mother Gravity, Sporters.
Two cursory wipes an' all clean.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)

A torpedo shite is a thing of beauty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

This is already a better thread than the previous one.
It just needs some pictures in it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

of torpedo shits?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)

A good torpedo shit disappears from the bowl without a trace

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

.....and relax

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

You've sunk my battleshit!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

With a friggate, no doubt.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

WOW! I'm also sitting down

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)

i'm looking at a screen and using my fingers to type

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Show off

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I was just in the server room
having a quick forty winks doing important IT stuff
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Pretty much the same, yeah.
Might stand up for a bit, later on. Who knows?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I'm wearing a tie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)

GHEY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

smart is the word you are looking for you oik

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Depends on how you are wearing it?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

better than PJ

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

You have managed to lose me there

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

that tie retard philli joe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Ties are essential office wear.
And a spread collar shirt should only ever be worn with a Windsor knot.

Anybody wearing a spread collar with a four in hand is a pleb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

i cannot abide an overly fat windsor knoe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Worn by thugs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

you mean footballers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)

half Windsor all the way

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

My daughter asked me to today
I didn't
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

she just wants you to not look like scruffy IT teenageer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I think the grey hair and grey stubble may finally stop my teenage ways

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)

however the shaving wounds point to a man of little experience in life

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I just look fucking gangsta' now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I did a fart
and have had to open a window
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Likewise sitting down.
Mostly clearing up work stuff that I could have done on Friday, had any other fucker actually been working.
That and being mildly annoyed that my bus to work on Wednesday has been cancelled due to burying a baroness, who despite dying a millionaire cannot pay for her own funeral. Not even sure why they are doing this as the bus rout is well to the east of the funeral procession.

oh well, had already decided to cycle in that day.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Nice to see some things never change.
Some NUM members were protesting (at the cost of the funeral I think) yesterday in Trafalgar Square, so the Police arrested them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

the problem with these protesters is that they cannot control their base instincts
they move in packs and drink, brawl and fornicate like neanderthals. It's no wonder no one takes them seriously
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Sounds more like a description of politicians.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Biting satire, here^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I just wish they'd get the damn thing over and forget about it.
that said rioting in the streets on Wednesday would be a fitting tribute.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)

maybe she should have stay at home and had fifteen kids and been the princess of all r harts instead yeah

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Fuck's sake.
You'll have to complain about images on b3ta from home rather than the office.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

YOU NEVER GAZZED ME BACK ABOUT THE IMAGELOL

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)

It totally just gave me some Roman carvings and shit.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Less LOLS than a Piston stand-up slot in Swipe's sitcom.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Swipe's offered him a slot many a time.
She can never quite forget him.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Needless to say, that was her first mistake.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Poor reading comprehension Badge, I'm cycling in, innit?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Thank fuck for that, I'd hate to think you were wasting your employers time by looking at b3ta at HOME.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Only total pricks do that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Has this line ever successfully wound anyone up?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Not as much as posting an image on a website for images has, no.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Has this line ever successfully wound anyone up either?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)

AB

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

he has an odd face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Totally going to bed here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

So it would seem.
One might even think he was upset on the internet, but of course this never actually happens.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

TTT.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

listnin to mungo

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

NEW THREAD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)