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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That went well
LETS ALL GET ANGRY AT BIEBER
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22146859

I don't see why this is news. Seems like journos are just looking at what's "trending" on Twitter and write a story about it.

Fuck you lazy journos!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:27, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
He is turning into a monumental tit though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Turning into?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
There appears to be genuine Bieblash at him, rather than non-fans calling him a little shite

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Sympathy reply

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Sympathy reply to Sympathy reply
Where is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
They're probably having a shit.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Possibly
I'm bored, Chompy - what's going on in the world of the NHS?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Soon anyone will be able to "review" their experience with the NHS
by phone or by website. I'm trying to work out how many people will bother. I think it'll be a lot.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Problem with things like that is mostly people who have a bad experience will take the time to complain

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
That's not actually true with the NHS.
Especially GPs, they get away with a fuck load, but people respect them so they very very rarely complain.
Most complaints don't come from patients, they come from family members of patients.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
They could call the website "CripAdvisor"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
*meercats*
*shingles*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
You can already go onto the NHS pages to have a moan about the receptionists at your local GP.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
I mean, I suppose you could write other things, but no one has so far.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
That's all run by local SHA's
now it's going to be a national centralised service.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
but we can still ring you directly and tell you you suck right?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)
fucking fuckers make me come to work and work innit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
I'm tired today
I also need to buy an American Fridge/Freezer
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Are you getting one with the ice cube dispencer?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
I think so, yes
Might as well
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Well that will be a good day
HAHAHAHAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
*reaches for AK*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
i'm looking at dilapidated houses

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I live in one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Why Where How When

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Why: Need More space
Where: Between Winchester and London
How: With the power of the internet
When: Later this year

I trust this is accurate enough
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I need a budget with favoured villages, towns, transport links

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Are you my estate agent?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
NO I AM AWARE OF HOW THESE MATTERS WORK YOU IMBECILE

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
yeah I know...
Just looking at towns/villages now tbh, will need to be commutable though. A3, M3 or train to Waterloo.

Prolly got £350k.

Please begin your mocking below
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Dozer's street is the popular street of choice for London commuters.
Prices are rising fast though...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
BOOMing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
that wont go far, still its a house innit. Three bed semi, off street parking YEAH ??

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
that's about it, hence the decrepit plus refurb/extension option

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
at least you'll be able to put your extensive cabling experience to good use
you can also wave goodbye to organic freerange coffeebreadhouse emporioums and all that other london shit
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
I think, I'll get a man in to do the work

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-25372494.html
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
I'm not coming to live with you, no matter how many times you beg me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
MOVE TO MILTON KEYNES
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-37640089.html?premiumA=true
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Blimey - the inside is a bit grim

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Shouldn't buy a place for the Decor!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
I didn't!
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-25372494.html
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-38892104.html
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
I'd rather live in a box somewhere decent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Buy an oak box

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
It's a very popular place to live.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
In a roundabout sort of way?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
bonus points if it involves a booming town and HS2 links

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
i'm not sure if you understand the HS2 route very well...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I'm sure it was you who recently drove to the wrong town
Just saying
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
IM CHANNELING YORK TODAY, IF YOU@RE WITHIN 500 MILES OF THE STATION YOU@LL STAND TO MAKE A COOL HALF MILLION
NOT THAT IM MENTIONING FIGURES AT THIS STAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Don't forget crossrail!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
JEAN CLAUDE VAN DUMB
ololololol

Because it's Nakers, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
lolz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
19 year old in pop bubble lacking social awareness.
Well, I for one am shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
well, that's saved me posting.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Might get a female F1 driver for the first time in decades next year.
She's pretty fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
is she alright looking?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
phoarr i'd have a really hot curry and then take her to tibet for a holiday
to hell with me propping up a legitmate gevernmental regime
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Are you on your period today Rory?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
ITS ANNOYING MONDAY, IM BEING ANNOYING FOR A CHANGE

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
*writes down*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
She's not bad

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
That looks a little bit like a face mash of Emma Watson and Jade Goody (then again, that might just be the massive forehead)

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Good spot

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
HEY, NO PICS ON OFF TOPIC DURING OFFICE HOURS!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
oh yeah
Susie Wolff

wife of Tito Wolff, team principal of Williams F1

yeah, she got that job on merit
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Haha the BBC article didn't mention that little snippet.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
and the last woman to drive an F1 car rammed it into the back of a truck and knocked her eye out
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-18711127
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
"... daughter of ex-Formula 1 racer Emilio de Villota"
job, merit, etc etc
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Tito Wolff is possibly the most German name possible

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
I saw an article on about that this morning
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/22083547

I don't think Stirling Moss agrees
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
What a retard
Women will probably have some problems that men don't have while driving F1 cars, but then they won't have the some of the problems that men do have.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Like what?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
blobs

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
F1 drivers can fuck their balls up because of the G forces, and usually piss blood for the next day or two.
Dunno, maybe her womb will implode or something.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Her tits might get in the way

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
what if they went so fast they became concave :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I heard they sometimes experience orgasms in the high G force corners
the fucking faggots
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Maybe that's why Senna crashed.
He jizzed all up in his pants and couldn't concentrate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
He had something on his mind
A wheel bracket
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
I imagine sudden breaking might cause a messy prolapse

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
deciding which shoes to wear

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Perhaps a little ironically, the men tend to be massive cunts.
Whereas, because of the G forces, a woman may just end up with one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
officechuckle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Heh heh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
LETS HOPE SHE DOENS'T HAVE TO PARK IT EH!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Yep!
Look what happened last time

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-18711127
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)
To be fair, journalists have always been shit and lazy.
They just have different resources to use now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I've heard many of them have a financial data inputter from the NHS as their primary source

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Saw a great headline recently saying something like "KIDS AS YOUNG AS 9 TAKING EXTACY, SAYS LOCAL MP"
Turns out someone in his consituency had told him that they'd HEARD that a 9 year old had taken extacy once.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Extasy? Exctasee? Exterzy?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
I like the last one bestest

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Eggsduhcii

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Ecstasy

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
From the Greek
ekstasis meaning a state of entrancement.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I love a man that knows his etymology

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)
The Greeks couldn't give a fuck about an X.
I've always liked that about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)

etymology Google
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)
christ, shut up will you

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
What about all these pricks whining about the benefit cap, eh?
GET OUT AND GET A JOB, YOU LAZY CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)
I haven't heard anything from anyone that would actually be affected.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
They're too busy starving to death in the streets
you insensitive cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
That's because they're all still in bed
Lazy pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Poor old B3th

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
is that like a dutch cap?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)

cap oven
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
testing hotlink protection, don't mind me

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)
yay

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

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