I'll tell you who's well LOL
That King Zog chap.
Do you like it when he pretends he's laughing and says 'yeah' and then says 'check them' which is funny because it was on a website? LOL
Who else is well LOL?

Alt: Rice or nan?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:14, 119 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

yeah hahaha yeah
both
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Do you like funny gifs featuring animals pulling other animals' tails?
Hahaha
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)

once in a blue moon yeah

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Oh man
That shit is the bomb!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)

UPSET ONLINE !!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Frankly this whole internet business is rather upsetting.
What's wrong with a nice book, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I don't really get why if someone can spend all day linking cat pictures and posting insults at people they can't wear serve pies at Greggs. Broken Britain thats what.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Well if you pay enough taxes then not everyone has to work.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I should really get some say in whether Frank gets an internet connection or not

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:25, Reply)

he should give up momo
why should I pay for his parrott food?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

it'd be far easier for all concerned if frank broke a seal on his boiler and gassed him and that fucking bird to death

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Even Greggs customers draw the line at dribbling northern spastics caked in parrot shit repeating themselves ad nauseum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)

whoah, I think you'll find that's 'provincial humour'.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Ah, I see.
Like when they call bread rolls 'barm cakes'?

whoah check 'em
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

not clickin on that
we have a great laugh here
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

haha, yeah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Given the repetition I would imagine he parrot can only say three things.
'I ain't clicking on that, it might be a virus. Soz'

'Ha ha ha ha ha ha'

'Check 'em'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

YOUR NAN THATS WHAT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I like to fill your nan up with rice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Next time she has a cup of tea, she'll burst like a water balloon
made of wrinkly skin and full of rice
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

nan
Wait rice.......



nan....
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Naan for me, every time
Then I nick the Mrs' rice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)

This is a fucked up news story.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-22153117
"once set fire to a goose"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)

HWONK!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)

oh man I fucking love roast goose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I saw a Chinese called Wah Kee the other day.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)

There's one at work called Wai Ting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)

There's one in your mum right now.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)

This group got mentioned on today's You and Yours which was all about vaccinations
www.arnica.org.uk/

Anyone this stupid shouldn't be allowed to make important decisions on behalf of another human being.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)

When we compare a vaccine’s adverse reactions, and possible longer-term health problems, against complications from childhood disease in healthy children, we feel that in most cases the non-vaccinated child is healthier.

Citation needed.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:25, Reply)

nah, they "feel" it
That's basically the same as a double blind test across thousands of test subjects
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

And I don't get what is unnatural about vaccines.
boiled viruses basically.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Janine Roberts, Investigative Journalist, writes...
“The fluid in the vaccines is never sterile

OF COURSE IT ISN'T IT'S GOT A FUCKING DISEASE IN IT!
( Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)

fucking hell what is that stench?
smells like a fucking teenager in here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Its a man with little to no sexual experience sitting behind a desk in his first suit.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

where?>

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I was referring to myself in the third person for the sake of comedy.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

JCVD is confused by this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Okay, let me break this down for you.
Lynx is a fragrance who's marketing policy is to target young men with little or no sexual experience. Such people may be found in their first suits working in shitty desk jobs.

I was wearing some Lynx today.

You made a joke about this.

I continued the joke at my own expense by implying that the reason I was wearing Lynx was because I had no sexual experience and was wearing my first suit.

It's funny because I have a child so I must have done it with a lady, and I own several suits.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

How many suits?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

At the last count I think I have 5.
Plus a bespoke dinner suit.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)

YOU'VE ANSWERED THE QUESTION.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

alright "James Bond"
actually i want a new suit. Tell a lie I want two
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

and more importantly have they been tailored and what are they made of?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Bri-nylon and paki halitosis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

In fairness this only a guess.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Julie Andrews' less successful zzzzzzzzzz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)

I thought it was PhillieJoes twins.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

That would've been funnier, yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Imma call POTD on this one right here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

ANSWER THE QUESTION

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Could be someone elses child.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Just sayin

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I'm saying it, but I'm pointing at my very fertile balls

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I fucked Kes' ear-vaginas and made her head pregnant.
So don't you talk to ME about fertile balls, MATE
( Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

it's an Asian estate agent from Bethnal Green.
With a UV light under his car.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

The good thing is that their kids will die from measles so there won't be any of them left soon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

The bad thing is that your kid will also die from measles because they passed the illness on.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

My kid's already been vaccinated

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Against Welsh kids?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Some things science just can't achieve....yet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Once or twice?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Three times a lady.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Doesn't matter though.
It's very infectious, so you need about 95% + to get herd immunity. She probably won't die of it, but she'll have a limp.

And no eyes.

Actually, I'm not sure I ever had my second set of jabs when I was a child. I should really check with my GP.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Herd immunity is to stop the people who can't get the vaccine from getting measles, not stopping people who have had the vaccine.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I herd that too LOL!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

You definitely did, no need to check.
*straight face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

ANDREW MARRSLES

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Doesn't really matter if you have an extra dose.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

"Most parents will vaccinate their children on the advice of their GP, the Department of Health, the JCVI (Joint Committee of Vaccine & Immunisation), the WHO (World Health Organization) and the HPA (The Health Protection Agency) - an impressive list! Therefore it is very hard to find ‘alternative viewpoints’ and ‘real people’ to discuss them with." Could that be because the alternative viewpoints are wrong and the real people are idiots?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)

It's funny because you can't tell where SSG ends and Zog begins! LOL

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

at the willy and bumhole is the accepted answer to this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)

They're engaged in a tryst?
I had no idea!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Wooahh check em

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)

totes the 1-2-3 kid over here!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I don't know, Tangles. I don't know what's going on anymore.
All I know is that we used to be fluffy and talk about nyommy cayke and kittums and then those mean boys from /talk came over and made me fuck BGB and now there's just gifs and parrot shit and somebody fucked their sister and something something Forest Moon of Endor.
( Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

See Frank?
This is funny on the internet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I suggest that he 'checks them' immediately.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

You forgot TRIFLE arguments

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

hee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Alt: is this an Asian version of 'daddy or chips'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)

lol it's funny because he means naan

( Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)

whoah check 'em haha, yeah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Perhaps it would be easier if we just split the bill evenly between all of us?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

HANG ON I ONLY HAD ONE POPPADOM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Poppadom preach.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1935135
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Just naan, not both. Carbs+carbs which is just silly
Edited because I read too quickly. Yeah.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Nope you've lost me here Alan
Have you been at the Kingfisher again?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Way to out yourself there, fatty

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Once again you are not reading things properly.
Does it get hard to focus properly by this point in the day?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Properly properly

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

It's OK, tangles
he's in the bottom percentile even when he's sober.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Without my three-litre bottle of White Lightning coffee, I'm usually a little fuzzy.

Was your statement an actual invitation for an explanation or was it a dig?
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)

your first post does not make sense.
In any way. We can only assume you're having reading difficulties.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Aah, well there I did fail.
I saw someone else put 'both' which is just plain wrong. Unfortunately I read the posts too quickly and thought that the question was whether I preferred Rice, Naan or Both.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Alt: roti /controversial

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Oh chapatti you face.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1935135
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Just who is he trying to CURRY favour with here?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Imma start some argie BHAJI in a fuckin minute

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

And put him in a KORMA, no doubt.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)

He really is frightfully DAL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Don't get fuckin GOBI mate alright

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Are you OK TH?
You look like you've seen a GOSHT!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

It's a right old KARAHAI on in 'ere innit?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

He comes PANEER giving it all CHAAT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

You're going to have to work with me on this one, I think.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Hmmmm.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

nothing controversial about a roti.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Only the terminally homosexual and/or insane willingly fill themselves up with anything other than curried meat when dining 'a la Asienne'*


*I made this up, don't bother correcting it
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

lololol
lololol
lololololololol
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

The lols just keep on comin', Broadsy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)

lol

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Did you almost do a Lol-haiku?
A Lolku, if you will.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)

lololololololSP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

lololOLOLololol SP lololOLOLololOLol

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)