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This group got mentioned on today's You and Yours which was all about vaccinations
www.arnica.org.uk/Anyone this stupid shouldn't be allowed to make important decisions on behalf of another human being.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:23,
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When we compare a vaccine’s adverse reactions, and possible longer-term health problems, against complications from childhood disease in healthy children, we feel that in most cases the non-vaccinated child is healthier.
Citation needed.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:25,
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nah, they "feel" it
That's basically the same as a double blind test across thousands of test subjects
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:26,
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And I don't get what is unnatural about vaccines.
boiled viruses basically.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:27,
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Janine Roberts, Investigative Journalist, writes...
“The fluid in the vaccines is never sterile
OF COURSE IT ISN'T IT'S GOT A FUCKING DISEASE IN IT!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:29,
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fucking hell what is that stench?
smells like a fucking teenager in here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:25,
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Its a man with little to no sexual experience sitting behind a desk in his first suit.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:26,
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where?>
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:27,
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I was referring to myself in the third person for the sake of comedy.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:28,
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JCVD is confused by this
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:29,
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Okay, let me break this down for you.
Lynx is a fragrance who's marketing policy is to target young men with little or no sexual experience. Such people may be found in their first suits working in shitty desk jobs.
I was wearing some Lynx today.
You made a joke about this.
I continued the joke at my own expense by implying that the reason I was wearing Lynx was because I had no sexual experience and was wearing my first suit.
It's funny because I have a child so I must have done it with a lady, and I own several suits.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:31,
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How many suits?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:32,
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At the last count I think I have 5.
Plus a bespoke dinner suit.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:33,
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YOU'VE ANSWERED THE QUESTION.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:34,
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alright "James Bond"
actually i want a new suit. Tell a lie I want two
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:34,
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and more importantly have they been tailored and what are they made of?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:33,
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Bri-nylon and paki halitosis.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:34,
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In fairness this only a guess.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:34,
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Julie Andrews' less successful zzzzzzzzzz
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:36,
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I thought it was PhillieJoes twins.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:52,
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That would've been funnier, yes.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:52,
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Imma call POTD on this one right here
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:53,
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ANSWER THE QUESTION
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:33,
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Could be someone elses child.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:35,
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Just sayin
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:40,
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I'm saying it, but I'm pointing at my very fertile balls
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:42,
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I fucked Kes' ear-vaginas and made her head pregnant.
So don't you talk to ME about fertile balls, MATE
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:44,
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it's an Asian estate agent from Bethnal Green.
With a UV light under his car.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:27,
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hahahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:26,
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The good thing is that their kids will die from measles so there won't be any of them left soon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:26,
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The bad thing is that your kid will also die from measles because they passed the illness on.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:27,
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My kid's already been vaccinated
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:29,
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Against Welsh kids?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:29,
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Some things science just can't achieve....yet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:30,
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Once or twice?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:30,
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Three times a lady.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:30,
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Doesn't matter though.
It's very infectious, so you need about 95% + to get herd immunity. She probably won't die of it, but she'll have a limp.
And no eyes.
Actually, I'm not sure I ever had my second set of jabs when I was a child. I should really check with my GP.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:32,
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Herd immunity is to stop the people who can't get the vaccine from getting measles, not stopping people who have had the vaccine.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:34,
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I herd that too LOL!!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:35,
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You definitely did, no need to check.
*straight face*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:35,
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ANDREW MARRSLES
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:37,
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Doesn't really matter if you have an extra dose.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:40,
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"Most parents will vaccinate their children on the advice of their GP, the Department of Health, the JCVI (Joint Committee of Vaccine & Immunisation), the WHO (World Health Organization) and the HPA (The Health Protection Agency) - an impressive list! Therefore it is very hard to find ‘alternative viewpoints’ and ‘real people’ to discuss them with." Could that be because the alternative viewpoints are wrong and the real people are idiots?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:51,
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