Today
FULL FUCKING STOP
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:14, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hungover?
I feel slightly jaded this morning.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I may have your hangover
Just fucking annoyed with everything today

Ran out of coffee filters
Kids playing up
Pissing down with rain
Idiot suppliers changing prices after quotes have gone out
ACCOUNT MANAGERS
Stripping wallpaper until 11pm
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Alive (Live) just came on shuffle in your honour

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

"Oh woe is me, I have a family and a nice house and the day off"

Sadship Enterprise Stardate 456.9: Dear Diary, sportscow is an INSENSITIVE CUNT
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)

You really a pathetic loser in life.
I suggest suicide.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)

bit tight

( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

*lubes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Who said I have the day off?
YOU INSENSITIVE CUNT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)

He's probably already had sex with his wife today too!
Bastard.

Although, I had sex with her yesterday.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

My ticket number didn't come up from the queue

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

You as well eh?
Sorry I went first. My enormous penis will have left it for you like spinning a mouse around inside a cathedral.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

She said you'd forgotten your high chair

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I told her not to talk with her mouth full.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Didn't matter. We were the same height laying down.
Doesn't she make a strange noise when she cums?

Oh, sorry, you probably don't know.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)

There are 3 kinds of female orgasm, you know?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Yes, YM showed me last night.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I haven't got enough plastic sheeting for number 3.

( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Incorrect.
They are;

Positive - "Yes, yes, yes!"

Religious - "Oh god, oh god, oh god!"

and Fake - "Oh, Battered!"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Oh, that's what the mess was.

( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Chompy's Doris does decorating on the side?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Tit painting?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Tits like a plasterer's radio?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Like the aftermath of a gas explosion in a yoghurt factory.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)

*facepalms*
I just got this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)

bathroom or in laws?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)