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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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dear God
In the Youtube presentation they had people doing parkour on the fucking stage. I wish I was making this up. Excruciating
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:14, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Sounds great.
I bet they have Urban dance people.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Is that what we have to call black people now?
PC GONE MAD!!
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
They do B-Boy dance mixed with tap and they're like Stomp! or some shit.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Just nick all the free pens you can carry and fuck off early to the pub.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Really?
Not many bollards you can hop over on a stage.

Parkour seems to be mostly running up stairs and jumping over bollards/railings. I'll take the lift, myself.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Do you have to give them time to buffer before they start?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Roight, buoy?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Fine. Unless you want to talk football. :-(

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Sad tiems.
I am going to the West Ham/Man Utd game tonight. That's a helluva game in hand to have.

Work OK?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Yeah.
I'm as busy as a Japanese prisoner of war.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Lol

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)
nah thanks, wnat to talk about cars again?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
WTF is parkour?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Jumping on things.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)
To what end?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
French Forrin legion invented it to get through jungle and rough terrain quickly.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Ahh.
Should have known Kroney had a hand in it.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)
If you get a chance to watch this french action film you should
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPIw3cv8Zls
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Quite impressive.
If a bit staged.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
When done well it's pretty impressive.
When done in a conference I assume it's wank.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Hahaha.
I blame Steve Jobs.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)
I bet he wishes he'd never started working for yahoo

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL3foIwtdlU
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I saw this film at the Tyneside Cinema 29 times, true story
www.youtube.com/watch?v=enxosvkv5_o

I was even at the UK premiere

you all so jelly
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
It's French for 'pricks falling off walls'

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I see now. "Freerunning", whatever the fuck that means.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PKQDsuZHk0
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Could have been worse. Could have been Frisbee.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Some French guy in baggy trousers decided that inside of using the lift like a normal person
he'd run around up an down the stairs, jumping over railings and stuff.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)
The butler in 'Thunderbirds'

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)
hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:25, Reply)
put your hand up and ask what google circles is at every presentation

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Are those 70's coats with the zip up hoods making a comeback, then?
Best break out your Mod jacket.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
what has any of this got to do with selling XXXXXXXX froma warehouse in XXXXXXXXXX to celebrities?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)
He had Eric Clapton in his warehouse the other day.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)
I hope he sold him some window locks

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Not needed, there's less tiers in heaven.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
*golf claps*

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
there's not enough x's there for North Finchley you prick

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Sorry XXXX X

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Wot?
SP
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)
spSPsp

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
THere's been some great quotes about Thatcher today.
"Watching the funeral, finding it hard not to feel we are today somehow burying England." – Melanie Phillips,
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Anyway heard of the "Amen Break"?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)
the drum loop from amen brother by the Winstons?
Nah soz no idea
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)
listening to a doc on youtube about it, hip hop, jungle and drum and bass

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Dr. who?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)
nah, James Lavelle, Dillinger, Chase and status and others

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Dillinja, no?
He of Angels Fell fame?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I have never heard of the Amen Break, Think Break, Sugarhill Break, Apache Break or the Reese Bassline.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I aint never seen an elephant fly

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
yeah I don't do dj stuff though so it is interesting, also no one is talking about nuffin on here and the moment

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
it's arguably the most well-known break ever.
Even those musical luddites Oasis have used it.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
what are you doing there?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I have had Amstel
This was very much needed. I did spend my cheese toastie moneys on MOAR BEER though
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Here's something to cheer you up
www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=zwjpjoL0qik
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Sorry, I'm out
That started off promisingly by sounding like Cypress Hill then descended into Sean Paul's nutsack
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Pure genius

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Too fucking right
Today was a day when pints were needed
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
don't worry, therre will be another maggie one day
one day
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)
lols

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Freefair is shaping up nicely

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
nonce

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Can you imagine how annoying it would be to try and nonce him?
you'd be up to your knuckles and he'd be banging on about free market economics. Put you right off your stroke.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
I am already on the vinegars.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Set your strokes to 10

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
He'd have infinite demand, though.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
+ of cum
brings back the old meme
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
*marcalmondlols*

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Says hello waves goodbye

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I'd rather sit through that than tolerate this hangover.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
maybe if you accpeted you have a problem and started on the 12 steps you'd feel better
if you won't do it for yourself, do it for your family.

Jesus loves you, no matter what your sins.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
I am not to blame for this hangover. I was taken drunk against my wishes.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
someone "took" you against your wishes when you were drunk?
shall i call the police and a councilor for you?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Some sleb in the Metro today was reported as raped
by a porter in a hotel when she was pissed. Does anyone know who she is?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Janet Street Porter

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
young bird, innit.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Isn't guessing this contempt of court?
Or at the very least not nice?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
woah woah what do you have to hide?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Get on with some work.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Yeah
but I want to know who got fucked by an Indian porter using a latex glove as birth control because she was so pissed she couldn't say no.

Only fair.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Must have had a penis even smaller than yours if he could use the finger of a latex glove.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
He had five penises.
Hence his condom fit like a glove.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)
He mis-translated "making love"?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Typical asian. Coming over here, wanting multiple penises.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I heard it was the queen

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
It was Thatcher. The surprise killed her.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I think you meant 'counsellor'.
No thanks.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I think he means
someone took his alcohol away, thus preventing him avoiding a hangover in the usual way i.e. staying drunk.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
That bad, Piotr?
Have you tried the full english and 80 pints of water cure?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I prefer the MTFU way

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
We are proper geezers though, Sporters.
Piotr is only wee.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
hehe

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Ain't had the time bruv.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Get some grub down you.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Thanks "Blain"

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
too much water makes me feel rough on a hnagover

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Yeah I know what you mean.
One normally drinks too much water if one is hungry upon waking.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Ignore these pricks
Get back on it - you know it works.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
enabler

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
I may have a livener later.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)
more like LIVERner
amirite?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Get on with some work.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I'm going on a conference call soon.
I will be moaned at for over an hour I'm sure.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
What do you care if they are making you redundant?
Tell them to go fuck themselves.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
They're not anymore.
But I have to do 2.5 peoples jobs for less wage after tax changes and I didn't correctly predict the future so they're in the shit.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Get on with some work.
/ac
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Ahh, that wipes.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Yep.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
we are paying his, albeit pitiful, wages.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
No matter how little he earns he is still overpaid.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)

+ not

en
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
he hasn't answered me,
Can any of you lot tell me why he's at Google?

I've been running around like a mad man for the last couple of hours, and now I want a nap.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
He's at a conference.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:34, Reply)
It's because he's a hipster prick.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:34, Reply)
conference
i guess it's about online selling
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:34, Reply)
What's to know?
Put the quantities in one side, the prices in the other, try not to mix the two up and Bob's your....oh.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Haha.
Complicated business. I can't be held responsible if it doesn't cut and paste properly.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Cut and paste errors must cost the ecconomy millions a year.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Because he is well bent.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
so nakers is running this Google conference?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I hope they say "please check out our website for further assistance"
because I guarantee there's nothing in that conference that isn't already on the site.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Apart from the parkour guys

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I heard Google is just bing with a silly name.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
New thread.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)

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