I'd rather sit through that than tolerate this hangover.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:09, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

maybe if you accpeted you have a problem and started on the 12 steps you'd feel better
if you won't do it for yourself, do it for your family.

Jesus loves you, no matter what your sins.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

I am not to blame for this hangover. I was taken drunk against my wishes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

someone "took" you against your wishes when you were drunk?
shall i call the police and a councilor for you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Some sleb in the Metro today was reported as raped
by a porter in a hotel when she was pissed. Does anyone know who she is?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Janet Street Porter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

young bird, innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Isn't guessing this contempt of court?
Or at the very least not nice?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)

woah woah what do you have to hide?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Get on with some work.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Yeah
but I want to know who got fucked by an Indian porter using a latex glove as birth control because she was so pissed she couldn't say no.

Only fair.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Must have had a penis even smaller than yours if he could use the finger of a latex glove.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)

He had five penises.
Hence his condom fit like a glove.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

He mis-translated "making love"?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Typical asian. Coming over here, wanting multiple penises.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I heard it was the queen

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)

It was Thatcher. The surprise killed her.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I think you meant 'counsellor'.
No thanks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I think he means
someone took his alcohol away, thus preventing him avoiding a hangover in the usual way i.e. staying drunk.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

That bad, Piotr?
Have you tried the full english and 80 pints of water cure?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I prefer the MTFU way

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

We are proper geezers though, Sporters.
Piotr is only wee.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

hehe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Ain't had the time bruv.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Get some grub down you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Thanks "Blain"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

too much water makes me feel rough on a hnagover

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Yeah I know what you mean.
One normally drinks too much water if one is hungry upon waking.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Ignore these pricks
Get back on it - you know it works.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

enabler

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I may have a livener later.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)

more like LIVERner
amirite?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Get on with some work.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I'm going on a conference call soon.
I will be moaned at for over an hour I'm sure.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)

What do you care if they are making you redundant?
Tell them to go fuck themselves.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)

They're not anymore.
But I have to do 2.5 peoples jobs for less wage after tax changes and I didn't correctly predict the future so they're in the shit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Get on with some work.
/ac
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Ahh, that wipes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Yep.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)

we are paying his, albeit pitiful, wages.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

No matter how little he earns he is still overpaid.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)

:(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)

+ not

en
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)