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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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dear GodIn the Youtube presentation they had people doing parkour on the fucking stage. I wish I was making this up. Excruciating
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:14,
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Is that what we have to call black people now?PC GONE MAD!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:16,
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They do B-Boy dance mixed with tap and they're like Stomp! or some shit.(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Just nick all the free pens you can carry and fuck off early to the pub.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:16,
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Really? Not many bollards you can hop over on a stage.
Parkour seems to be mostly running up stairs and jumping over bollards/railings. I'll take the lift, myself.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:17,
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Do you have to give them time to buffer before they start?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:17,
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Fine. Unless you want to talk football. :-((
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:21,
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Sad tiems. I am going to the West Ham/Man Utd game tonight. That's a helluva game in hand to have.
Work OK?
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Yeah.I'm as busy as a Japanese prisoner of war.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:45,
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nah thanks, wnat to talk about cars again?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:33,
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French Forrin legion invented it to get through jungle and rough terrain quickly.(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
If you get a chance to watch this french action film you shouldwww.youtube.com/watch?v=TPIw3cv8Zls
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When done well it's pretty impressive.When done in a conference I assume it's wank.
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I bet he wishes he'd never started working for yahoo(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:39,
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I saw this film at the Tyneside Cinema 29 times, true storywww.youtube.com/watch?v=enxosvkv5_o
I was even at the UK premiere
you all so jelly
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It's French for 'pricks falling off walls'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:20,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PKQDsuZHk0
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:24,
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Could have been worse. Could have been Frisbee.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:45,
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Some French guy in baggy trousers decided that inside of using the lift like a normal personhe'd run around up an down the stairs, jumping over railings and stuff.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:23,
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The butler in 'Thunderbirds'(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:38,
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put your hand up and ask what google circles is at every presentation(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:27,
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Are those 70's coats with the zip up hoods making a comeback, then? Best break out your Mod jacket.
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what has any of this got to do with selling XXXXXXXX froma warehouse in XXXXXXXXXX to celebrities?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:29,
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I hope he sold him some window locks(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:51,
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there's not enough x's there for North Finchley you prick(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:30,
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THere's been some great quotes about Thatcher today."Watching the funeral, finding it hard not to feel we are today somehow burying England." – Melanie Phillips,
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the drum loop from amen brother by the Winstons?Nah soz no idea
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:41,
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listening to a doc on youtube about it, hip hop, jungle and drum and bass(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:42,
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Dr. who?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:49,
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nah, James Lavelle, Dillinger, Chase and status and others(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:50,
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I have never heard of the Amen Break, Think Break, Sugarhill Break, Apache Break or the Reese Bassline.(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I aint never seen an elephant fly(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:53,
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yeah I don't do dj stuff though so it is interesting, also no one is talking about nuffin on here and the moment(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:55,
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it's arguably the most well-known break ever.Even those musical luddites Oasis have used it.
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what are you doing there? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:43,
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I have had AmstelThis was very much needed. I did spend my cheese toastie moneys on MOAR BEER though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:45,
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Here's something to cheer you upwww.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=zwjpjoL0qik
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:48,
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Sorry, I'm outThat started off promisingly by sounding like Cypress Hill then descended into Sean Paul's nutsack
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:50,
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Pure genius (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:48,
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Too fucking rightToday was a day when pints were needed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:51,
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don't worry, therre will be another maggie one dayone day
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:52,
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Can you imagine how annoying it would be to try and nonce him?you'd be up to your knuckles and he'd be banging on about free market economics. Put you right off your stroke.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:57,
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+ of cumbrings back the old meme
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:53,
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Says hello waves goodbye(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:05,
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I'd rather sit through that than tolerate this hangover.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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maybe if you accpeted you have a problem and started on the 12 steps you'd feel betterif you won't do it for yourself, do it for your family.
Jesus loves you, no matter what your sins.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:10,
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I am not to blame for this hangover. I was taken drunk against my wishes.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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someone "took" you against your wishes when you were drunk?shall i call the police and a councilor for you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:12,
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Some sleb in the Metro today was reported as raped by a porter in a hotel when she was pissed. Does anyone know who she is?
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Isn't guessing this contempt of court?Or at the very least not nice?
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woah woah what do you have to hide?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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Yeahbut I want to know who got fucked by an Indian porter using a latex glove as birth control because she was so pissed she couldn't say no.
Only fair.
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Must have had a penis even smaller than yours if he could use the finger of a latex glove.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:23,
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Typical asian. Coming over here, wanting multiple penises. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:26,
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I heard it was the queen(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:17,
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It was Thatcher. The surprise killed her.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:18,
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I think you meant 'counsellor'.No thanks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14,
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I think he meanssomeone took his alcohol away, thus preventing him avoiding a hangover in the usual way i.e. staying drunk.
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That bad, Piotr? Have you tried the full english and 80 pints of water cure?
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too much water makes me feel rough on a hnagover(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15,
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Yeah I know what you mean. One normally drinks too much water if one is hungry upon waking.
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Ignore these pricksGet back on it - you know it works.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14,
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I'm going on a conference call soon.I will be moaned at for over an hour I'm sure.
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What do you care if they are making you redundant? Tell them to go fuck themselves.
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They're not anymore.But I have to do 2.5 peoples jobs for less wage after tax changes and I didn't correctly predict the future so they're in the shit.
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we are paying his, albeit pitiful, wages.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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No matter how little he earns he is still overpaid. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:22,
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he hasn't answered me, Can any of you lot tell me why he's at Google?
I've been running around like a mad man for the last couple of hours, and now I want a nap.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:33,
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It's because he's a hipster prick.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:34,
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conferencei guess it's about online selling
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:34,
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What's to know?Put the quantities in one side, the prices in the other, try not to mix the two up and Bob's your....oh.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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Haha. Complicated business. I can't be held responsible if it doesn't cut and paste properly.
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so nakers is running this Google conference? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:42,
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I hope they say "please check out our website for further assistance"because I guarantee there's nothing in that conference that isn't already on the site.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:42,
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I heard Google is just bing with a silly name. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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