Poor Windy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i might go an get a pizza.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:47, Reply)

:(
I hope you're not leading up to my make my own pizza thing again?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)

I also like the Asda make your own pizzas
If you chat to them whilst they are making them you always get more toppings
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)

If you fellate supermarket employees you get free shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Fuck, I just did that for fun I didn't realise I could get free stuff

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)

If you get free shit while fellating someone, then...ermm..... well, if you're up for that, txt me bbz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)

What have you got to give?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I can't do that coke-under-the-foreskin thing, but you can get two very short lines if I'm standing upright.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

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( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)

thanks mr. half an hour ago

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)

:(
You horrid bully
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)

The floors are always filthy in ASDA and there's kids shrieking everywhere, rolling on the floor, rotating as they shout
God I hate ASDA
I hate it so much
( Theoban What of it, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)

oh man
i ended up at the ex's last night, 1am it seemed like a good idea to get a lovely pizza with fresh chilli and garlic/herb mayo dip.

it arrived.

i am being good. couldn't eat any. fucking torture, watching him scarf the lot. meh!

and the new bloke wants to go for pizza at the weekend. fucking pizza-related torture.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)

This weekend you'll have special sauce all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)

that is for amateurs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)

And you are an old pro.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)

What's his username?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)

who, stunned?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)

no, i'm implying that you've been preying on qotwers again
hahah i an very funny haha
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)

ah, the "i will explain my joke and tell you that it's very funny and i'm very funny" gambit?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)

yeah yeah YEAH, you've been there and done that SPARE ME YOUR LIFE STORY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

The Psychochomp Method.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)

bore everyone into submission and delude yourself that you're better at stand-up than piston, you mean?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Well, I've heard that his other methods are amateurish, verging on the virginal.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Poor Swipey
good news is Vodka is not fattening
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)

are you telling me your ex boyfriend ordered a pizza and you didn't eat it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)

yep, pretty much
he ate the entire extra large thing by himself, it was pretty impressive for a guy with a fucking 28 inch waist
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)

i still don't understand why you didn't have any.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)

because i'm only allowed water and cup-a-soups until 30 april
my collar bones are looking good, but i want to see hipbones
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

have you been on the battered workshop on shoehorning in information?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:01, Reply)

28 inch WAIST
not cock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)