Morning /ot
So it’s “Earth Day” today the brain child of Gaylord Nelson
According to Nakers list of days it’s also “Jimmy’s Day” what the hell is that?


www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/google-doodle-celebrates-earth-day-2013-8582170.html

How are environmentally friendly?


Alt: the weather is nice the sun is shining I’m in a good mood, what kind of mood are you in today?

Alt:alt: …….



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I’m just going to move the giant pink cock down out of sight ok?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:03, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning Mr Hare.
Spent nearly 5 hours in A and E the other night, so not the best of moods I'm afraid. However, I'm getting a free tent tomorrow, so the week may not be totally shite. How's you?
And what's with the large cocks?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:29, Reply)

A&E ouch, hope you are ok
Free tents best of all tents
Chompy complained about Pics. on the front page so the autists are now trying to kill /ot by posting Pics that may get people into trouble at work
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Ah.
They're rather badly drawn though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

crudely, one might say

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Yes, one may.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

there's a new thread up
and there's no images in it

and if you actually read it then you need never see images on offtopic ever again
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I read all of it, but I can still see images.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

i read all of it, but somehow i still can't give a shit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I never complained
I just ignore them until they're off. 5 before 9am today.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

NO YOUR UPSET AND CRYING

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I think my sense of humour is broken
I'm just not getting the hilarity in the constant repetition of "haha pictures".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Post pictures of cocks,
this appears to be big and clever. And hilarious.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:33, Reply)

There is a srs point in there
About being srs about not being srs about breaking srs Internet rules about not being srs online. Being srs.

And arse clenchngly boring.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Srs is the young hip and trendy way of saying "serious"?
Morning ms Swipe, how's it hanging?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:37, Reply)

There is no serious point to be made.
This is purely for the enjoyment of seeing others complain about the pics.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

like a small child who learns a rude word

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I'm just gonna hang in this thread until someone moves the cocks. .

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:40, Reply)

The cocks ent goin nowhere

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:42, Reply)

well, then I guess I'm stuck here then.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)

No, they still appear to be posting.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:58, Reply)

They'll get linkied once B3th gets up, no need to panic.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:32, Reply)

so the point is to make some woman you've never met post a load of links?
i get it now, do carry on
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)

b3th won't bother.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:58, Reply)

until she chisels herself off the bed like the fat blobbing lump that she is at some unknown point in teh late afternoon

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

and even then...
She'll do fuck all because she has no power.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

b3th for mod !!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

She'll do fuck all because it's pretty Quixotic
I can keep deleting them, and they'll keep coming back. I think it's probably time to admit that the trolls have killed /ot.
They wanted to turn it into /talk with pictures, and it looks like they've succeeded. The real mods don't care about this place, so nobody's going to tell them to stop.

Sorry, and all that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)

oh great.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Sorry, WP.
I know it's tedious and childish, but there's not much I can do to stop it without some actual mod powers.
I can only suggest you ask a grown up mod to do something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Look, b3th, as far as I know, nobody put you up to this job. I suspect you asked to be a mod.
All you seem to do is complain about not being able to actually do anything. So the obvious solutions are to either do something about getting some decent mod powers or give the whole thing up. Mod-lite or not, part of the territory is in accepting that posters will use you as a middle man between them and Rob etc.

Bleating about grown up mods is no fucking good. You're the board mod. That means you either mod the damned board or you go to admins if you can't do anything about it.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I clicked this by the way.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

no offence but you should contact rob requesting your mod expansion pack, detailing these very reasons
be brave beff
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

No offence, but I'm pretty tired of your constant trolling, Rory.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:16, Reply)

suggesting that you man up, stop whining and write a gaz to robert manuel isn't trolling, unless your script is particulalry heavy this month
no offence
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Wetherspoon's large breakfasts no longer have the black pudding/mushroom option.
Mushroom as standard now. And they have gone up 40p. This saddens me.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Last one of those I had was the day after my stag do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Frankly not happy by ther absence of black pud.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I try to recycle when I can
I hate to throw away food so normally make stuff out of leftovers

I'm in a rather good mood today. Peddled a load of old shite from our house (that cost nothing) on eBay for £100 last night. Had a nice wander along the seafront on Saturday, did some gardening. Had a most pleasant curry on Saturday night - all is good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Leftovers are good.
Fried up and chucked into an omelette usually.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Beef and horseradish sandwich for me today
CANNIBALISM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I had a shit Saturday at work, but didn't have to work Sunday in the end,
So went for a lovely walk to a terrible pub. But it was sunny so I was happy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Good morning althletic bovine

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:01, Reply)

GOOD MORNING SIR
I'm far too chipper for a Monday. No doubt work will crush my optimism soon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Forget about all that shit - I've just had 150 records delivered!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)

can I have one?
Did you get in on Record Store day? There was a huge queue by the store in oxford.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Of course you can.
I'll gaz you details in a bit.

There are no record shops round here.
I suppose I could have gone to Leamington, but it's not really aimed at me - I buy records from independent shops all year round, I don't need some RSD-only 7".
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:01, Reply)

What sort of music do you play?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Yurt-hop

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Folk/drone

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Or 'fone' as it's 'knone'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I'm toying with 'drolk'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I'll only accept my free copy if you paypal me a twenty to listen to your interminable dirge beforehand

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I'm quite prepared for the fact that you and others may not like it.
We're not aiming for mass appeal here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

i bet there are sixth form bands that sound better

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

An easy bet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

yeah I'm still waiting for my secret gaz m8

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I'd like to hear a piece before I either pour scorn on it or purchase a copy.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I'll gaz you later on.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Ta.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Unfortunately they all appear to be your one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Swings and roundabouts...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Good morning webspazs
I recycle massive amounts of bottles and cans, I have to empty them first but that's a burden I'm nobly prepared to shoulder.

I'm in a mildly anxious mood, got a plumber here to repair the boiler in my rented flat but I'm having a bed delivered between 11:30 and 2 at the new flat. So I'm crossing my fingers it doesn't take more than 2 hours.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Update - plumber just turned down a tea or coffee
isn't that against union rules?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

you must have right manky cups

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

The shaven head makes you look like thug
I bet he's to scared to drink and just want's to get out ASAP
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

*cracks knuckles*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Offer him a happy finish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

is he a handsome man?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Not really
I'm no expert, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I had a dream that we met.
You were lovely. Then weird stuff happenrd. I won't bore you with it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)

This is very odd
I also dreamed of LiC last night. He was walking my dog on the riverside and it was foggy.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

*adds to Dreamatron 9000 research notes*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I was present at an in dream head shaving,
Then Paris, no dogs though. Or fog.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Did you watch my head shaving video? Disturbing stuff.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:40, Reply)

no, i didn't,
but i created a rather disturbing image of it in my mind apparently.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Are you shooting a porn flick?
Plumbers tend to feature in them.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Needs MOAR mullet and moustache

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:17, Reply)

They also tend to feature when people's boilers are fucked
and the boiler is actually a water heater rather than some heavily made up middle-aged woman.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)

There's an advert at the moment with one of the
Loose Women talking about replacing old boilers.
I think it's done ironically, but I can't be sure.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Imma let you finish

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Hahahaha thanks.
Return key is not shift key.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

He's worried that if he does much wore wiggling on it
it might split. Trying to get in touch with the landlord for permission.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Is this a porn reference?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:50, Reply)

God I hope not

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Only if he is renting a cock...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

*Mr Claypoles*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

hahaha!
Gadzcocks!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

How sad that I'm having to employ 2.0

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

You need to shout this louder and name names.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)

*posts shite pics*
ha ha yeah
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)

AB, Zog, Battered and Dozer?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:54, Reply)

The first two as the others are off the bottom of the page

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Yeah, I've given up and started blocking people, too.

( Kroney, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I really didn't want to do it but needs must

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Problem is then if that person posts part way down a thread you can't see anything after that.
TBH if you're daft enough to access B3ta using a work PC/network, then the odd dodgy picture is the least of your problems, most places keep a log of every page visit so you're doomed by either dodgy posts or time wasted.
I just block images in my phone's browser, saves on data as well.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Working in IT = Valid reasons to bypass proxy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Indeed
Checking firewall effectiveness, keeping site block lists up to date and so on.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)

The beginning of the end.
Sad times, Monsieur Bourg. Sad times...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

well, when your mod can't be arsed to either mod or do what they need to do in order to be able to mod
what else can you do?
( Kroney, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)