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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So I went to sandbanks for a stagdo this weekend.
Pretty darn nice there. First time I've been. I was expecting bournmouth to be a bit of a shit hole.

So anyway I did coasteering and it knackered the shit out of me, when did you last realise you were shit/unfit/old?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:05, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
All the time at the moment.
DIY is killing me. Now the weather is getting better I'll be out for a run so hopefully this will get me fit again
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)
I'm surprised that high end gaming, homebrewing and rollups didn't equip you for mild physical exercise.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)
He EXCELs at those

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)
ZINGALING

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)
It's a constant shock for me as well
I jumped off the side of Durdle Door thank you very much, I consider that X-Treme
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)
He's not even in my top 10 wizards

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)
I'm disappointed this "hilarious" post was obviously missed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I smirked a bit

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
*appreciates*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

jumped
was pushed off the side whilst clutching my sonic the hedgehog pillow and crying for my mum
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)
yeah that sortof makes no sense BUT STRIKETHROUGH ZING ANYWAY

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I don't see any problem with having nerves about jumping from a high height.
if you don't you're weird. Actually if you don't there's no point doing it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)
it's not exactly base jumping is it, you jumped off a rock into the mild peril of a guaranteed soft landing and fully qualified instructors on hand to assist should you stub your toe, what with them being required to be insured up to the eyeballs and
having to cut risk to the absolute minimum. I crossed old street roundablout yesterday, which statistically must have been a thousand times more dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Try doing it in a wetsuit.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Everyone round Old St is wearing irono-wetsuits these days

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Durdle the Wendy house
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
I went through a phase of going for a run in the morning a few years back.
That nearly killed me every time.
The downside of being thin is that you have no motivation to keep fit.

Was the brewery tour any good?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)
I like a run of an evening
More time and not having to rush everything else
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)
We fobbed it off because we were all aching and wet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Hang on
You jumped off shit into freezing water as opposed to drinking beer?

W T F?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)
We drank beer at the house and took it in turn to have bubble baths.
Like a bunch of gays.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Exactly like a bunch of gays

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)
We then did spend £200 on an indian takeaway.
It was epic.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I'm reminded of being old and unfit on an almost daily basis at the moment.
Ten years of booze and sausage sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
So you started this regime when you were 2?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Mmmm.... Sausage sandwiches

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)
With booze in them and all!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)
wahey!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Sausage in between two buns...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)
The morning after my brother's stag do was pretty bad
We'd played a fair amount of football the day before, my legs were so stiff I could barely walk.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)
My wrists are weaker than darths today :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Morning Aa,
how's it hanging?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Not too bad thanks Pookie, yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Yeah ok.
Ended up in A and E early Sunday, I fell over pissed and carved my face up. Like a butcher's window at pres. Thought I'd broken my tyhumb too, just manked it up a bit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
That's pretty embarrassing grandad

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
You should have seen the pavement though.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Clearly it was a cyclepath

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
That wasn't too bright

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
No.
But it's done, so fuck it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
No one's going to want to fuck your face now :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
There's another hole to fuck now though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Did your face give you a funny look?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
It spilled his pint.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Perhaps your stag night mate could do with this book.
Porking for Red Sea pedestrians.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22152700
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)
He's even less informed than a Ultra Orthadox jew, he's a Physics lecturer.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I have every right to be really unfit but I'm actually not at all.
So nerr.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
We'll get you jumping off cliffs in no time eh Monty?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I love that kind of thing!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Sorry, 'hate'. My mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
But you'd be jumping off something that was pictured in the sleve notes of one of Pink Floyd's albums!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
OK well in that case I'm in.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Just for the annecdote.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I think for it to make the anecdote portfolio I'l have to add in some Pink Floyd members being there.
Which I have no problem in doing, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I'm sure.
They probably were there, I was just too busy embracing nature to the extreme to notice them.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Wish They Were There?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Doesn't happen to me. I'm in great shape.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Yep
"Round" is a shape
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
he once wheezed after an ice cream van by blackrock baths

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)
are you cultivating mass?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Oh and we went to a lovely pub in Lulsworth.
"For the Luls"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
There's no s in it, though.
It's Lulzworth
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
HOW DOES IT SMELL?!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Fishy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Did you hear that actress has been arrested for disorderly conduct.
Reese something?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22244536
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1939830
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)
NO WITH HER HUSBAND!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)
With a bottle?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)
NO WITH HER HUSBAND

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Did he have a spoon?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Yeah, up the arse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)
get on up, when you're down, take a good look around

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)
With my current ignore list there's only 6 posts on /offtopics latest page.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)
And no one replying to this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Yeah, soz.
I've a lot of work on today.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Yeah, me too.
It's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I'm only ignoring three people, but it's cleaned up the landing page rather nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Me too
Can someone start a new thread please? I think this one has conked out
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Start a new thread with this link
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-22243953
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Or even this bad boy
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22213219
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)
i'm sure he said it with good intentions at heart

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:18, Reply)

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