So, is today going to be a better day?
What can YOU do to improve this place? Your B3ta needs YOU.

Alt: are you a hygiene and neat freak, or a secret slob? Tell us tales of OCD or slutty filth.

Altalt: least suitable breakfast food?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:25, 49 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I do hope so. It's a beauiful, sunny one at least.
I'm afraid I just can't spend enough time on here stimulating intelligent debate by declaring things to be fucking shit and calling people benders: the two cornerstones of lively chat. People will have to up their own game instead of relying on me all the time.

Alt: both. Given more time (or a cleaner) and a larger flat I'd live in pristine surroundings, but given the small number of hours a week I actually spend at home awake I do the best I can. Which is pretty fucking rubbish.

Altalt: A 12-course tasting menu
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Well this is good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)

I'm here now.
And posted my 'most vile thing I ever saw' story. Shit's about to get real.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Also: Al is a cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:49, Reply)

well durr

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/personalhygiene/post75563
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

No breakfast for me today, I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Not even...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Ewww, Imma pass on that ta.
It's possible I shall never eat cheese again actually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Not even after this?

CFB
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:51, Reply)

STOP SPOILING CHEESE FOR ME

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Brings back memories, that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:51, Reply)

I saw something similar on "embarrassing bodies"
Fucking grim it was
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Polo cheese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:24, Reply)

I tend to find the less I'm here, the better it is
Alt: I keep myself very clean, but I can be lazy when it comes to cleanliness at home.

AltAlt: Porridge
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Alt: hence your starring role in AB's story above

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:57, Reply)

His story is a little early to apply to me, sadly.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

This place is improved just by me being here.
Alt: Neither really, although my house is surprisingly dirty considering we employ a cleaner.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

*cleaner high-fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Yeah, lazy cow never gets rid of cobwebs though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I had to warn mine not to clean the new fireplace
as it is limestone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Morning Swipey thread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I keep mentioning it to people in the hope they will join up
Alt:
A bit of both. Our house is a fucking tip at the moment with doing it all up. Fingers crossed bathroomgate will come to a completion today and the new kitchen is going in on Friday.

AltAlt:
VodkaCornflakes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

alt:alt: Lightweight

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

I prefer Baileys on mine
AlCoCoPops
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

*Groans*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I must confess to being rather pleased with that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

It's prolly cos I've been away innit?
Although in the time I've been away I've annoyed choppy enough to write a sig about me.

Alt: yeah not bad, not great either I guess.

Altalt: I can eat anything for breakfast
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Fastidious ent I. The feedback on house viewings is that I live in a showhouse. I dislike slobs, they disgust me.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I feel a little sad that you have relinquished naked ape

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

he'll be back one day...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Are you moving Rory?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

The Feds are on to him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

yer, I never stay long in one place, just like a knacker, only without wheels on me house

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

In this depressed housing market?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

London innit, only took a few weeks, full asking price

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)

kerching

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Good stuff
Mt tenants want to buy my other gaff once they have rented it for two years.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

innit, hopefully that works out, no agency fees etc

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Yep
Plus £40k moneys for extension for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Last night I was 15' up a ladder trying to scrape off wallpaper from halfway up my stairs
It was fucking terrifying!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Thanks 'Robin'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I didn't nick it!
It was mine to start with
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Imagine how Battered would feel.
That's like 100' up to him.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)

chortle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:48, Reply)

This is why I boxed half our "above stairs" off and turned it into cupboards in the bedroom.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:48, Reply)

x ok cupboards a library
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

What?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Booked half our "above stairs" off and turned it into a library??
This makes no sense.

My library is on the upstairs landing.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)