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Scarpe hasn't been round these parts for a while. Who thinks he's fallen off the wagon?

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:51, 153 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
He takes a good picture, does scarpe
I doubt he could do that pissed
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
NO PICTURE CHAT

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Is he the chap that puts photos on FB? I forget which B3tans I'm connected to on FB & what each person's real name is.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Yeah, whatever.
I'm unforgettable.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)
shall I bring burgers instead?

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
You mean you will show up with citizen's of a borough or town

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
And which ones you've met.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
you were probably in the corner stoned and dull

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)

probably
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I do remember having met you, it's just that you were so boring I'd rather not recall that evening.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I thought we really connected :'(

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
you docked with battrered?

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I can't remember.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
You would if we had, trust me.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Actually, I've just worked out that it is, based on his username here.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Not much gets past you, eh?

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
unless we're playing piggy in the middle

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
10/10

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I was about to hint

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I keep trying to figure out who people are from here on FB
I've worked out Kroney
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
This is Kroney

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
officegiggle

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
can't see that, soz

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Its a link to a mirror

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
So, sporto, I hear you're stalking me.
That's a bit awkward.

Show your working.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)
swipe posted a secretpizzabash status with your name on it
I just looked for the black and white striped shirt and beret
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Excellent work, Holmes.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
You don't even need to go to that much effort.
If you access facebook from the same computer you access b3ta from, it is probably already recommending 'people you may know' from here.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
I use FB on my phone

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Your two mutual friends will cause him to be recommended to you as well.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
*stalking centipede circle*

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
I don't mean to be a stalker.
Facebook is such an enabler.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
I think I may know who you are then....

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I knew those bushes weren't providing enough cover.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Your yurt is sticking out

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
it really is, all you need is one person and then...stlky stalky

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)
You found me yet?

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
nah
Swipe, beth, sporters, CQ, AA, gonz prolly some others just look for the fatties really
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Ah, I'm not fat see.
You've got enough there to be able to find me though.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)
maybe, can't be bothered tbh

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
I got a feeling that would be a coincidence more than anything.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Check the terms and conditions.
You've agreed to allow Facebook to have a rummage through your hard drive.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)
I've often wondered how you lot became fb friends
Was there a 'Let's all be Facebook chums' thread back in the day
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
There's a b3ta FB group

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
i've seen a link to that .... jesus christ almighty

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Some of us are even connected on Linkedin.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
You mean you and Dozer?

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
There are others.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Me

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
AA

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
it's basically a list of unemployable people with no social skills

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
But enough about b3ta...

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)
AND THAT TOO !!

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)
I don't understand how this bit of classic AA has not made it onto the popular page
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1942366
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
YMs seafood chowder tasted too salty

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I've already clicked, and I hope that others do too.
I'd have to be sedated if I led the life that he does.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)
i've also clicked on all of my own posts today, they're that good

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Clickin dis

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Oh yeah
Forgot about that
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Battered's head is much smaller than I imagined

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Whe he takes his hat off it is

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
i assumed it would be all big like on a dwarf, but it looks normal like ona midget

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)
I don't believe you've found me online.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)
I've found your linked in profile
at one point you are described as "a giver not a taker"

lol
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
And a 'substantial asset'.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
you almost look employable, unlike the rest of this lot

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)
I now know who you work for.
I am familiar with one of the founders, she & him have retired now I believe.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)
This is fun innit!
actually they've started a new company, people like that can't sit still
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)
True. Your employer has a very good reputation for being one of the best companies to work for.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)
alright, chill out drippy

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)
it's seems unlikely given the posting of your full name, location and occupation on several occasions

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
nah I used my interent skillzx

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Yes, but this is nakers we're talking about. He can't remember to breathe in then out with out a constant reminder.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)
i've just looked, its like the first entry
you seem to have thrown together that website in under five minutes, which would count as IRONY given the target audience re brandin reputation
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)
You mean the website myownname.me? Yeah that's in the process of being redone.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)
It needs it

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
The person that's supposed to be doing it is taking far too long.
Can you recommend someone? I want to add case studies, white papers for downloads etc. as well as improving the overall look & general content.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)
I'll have a think and let you know

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)
gonz would do it if you'd been nicer to him

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)
he'd know his full address then and the range of dates when his wife and daughter are unattended

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)
^ this ^. Plus tbh, I don't think the quality of his work is very good.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
never seen it tbh

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
yeah, the one that looks like you've gotten some cripple from b3ta to put it together for the price of a cold pizza and a suck job

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
you wanna be linked in buddies?

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Go on then.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)
I'd never have guessed that you are 39

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Count me in

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
I'm not sure I need IT links in Sunderland...

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Your ethernet cable is long enough already?

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
haha

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
I heard he finally managed to stcick his cock up his own arse
bu it got stuck and he died after living a one man pissy "human centipede" for a week.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
haha

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)
dunno who that is, soz

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
woah check 'em

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Christ Frank, it's almost like you don't want to get to know us all.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I'll be honest here, you all kind of blur into one fat dullard

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Ah, so you have learnt something about us then.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)
that must be what keeps you coming back frank !!
check em
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)
I've done some extensive research on the interwebs
..and this American Psycho thing you keep posting is something to do with 4chan and post numbers or something. I didn't really 'get it' truth be told. What are you trying to say with it? Out of interest. I'm pretty sure I just missed something.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
it's about predicting your post number, it's fucking shit

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)
If your post number ends in double digits, e,g. 33, 44 etc
super bonus points for trips and quads and oh god shoot me now
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I'm officially skint until the Mrs gets paid next month
NO BEER FOR COW
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Next Month?!
as in May?
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
yes
*sobs*

New kitchen = skint
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
We should get Blue Peter to hold a bring and buy sale for you.
Either that, or we can make you up a food parcel.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
*appreciates*

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)
do you have a bathroom yet?

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)
I do!!
All sorted as of yesterday
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)
\o/
I'm broke as well, car insurance, letting fees, stag do, several hundreds quids worth of expenses owed
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)
I'm owed about 3 grand in expenses going back to when I started coming out here in October.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
I need more overtime

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
I don't get overtime. Two hours in a day or 14 hours, I get paid the same.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
We get out of hours chargeable work to do for sites
If it is this we get paid
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)
I didn't know you'd "come out"
how did the missus take it?
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)
To the back of the head with his trusty killing hammer

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
It's good, but clearly "up the arse" is the correct punchline

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
CHANGE IS GOOD

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)
OH GOD SPORTSCOW IS TOUCHING ME UP ONLINE

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
YEah baby

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Feel the power of the hoof

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
i'm looking at a picture of you right now

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
keep going......

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Haha creepy.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Sporters a mod? Who'd have thought it.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
WARNING
To continue to access b3ta please follow these steps:

1. Titgaz
2. Insert Lego up anus
3. ??
4. Profit
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
4. just pretend search is broken again = donations

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)
*makes notes*

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlord

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
give me what I deserve, master.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
No, you can't take it.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Thank you

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
there's a stall at the food fayre downstairs that sells cookies
toffee and pecan or white chocolate? roar.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Tregorny Tree?

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)
just random cookies and fudges, man

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Pecan nuts= disgusting. White chocolate = vile.
Have some fruit. Your corpulent mess of a body will appreciate it.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
lies, it's trained to live on starch and sugar
and diet coke
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
A Tesco maple and pecan nut twist is a thing of pure beauty

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
he's jealous of anything that's so much bigger and better shaped than his cock

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
white chocolate is congealed spunk and sugar
AVOID.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
'or' ?

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Oh god, I really shouldn't be allowed near big clients.
I just told someone who controls a £b+ portfolio of brand's UK sales systems, "OK, ok, enjoy the summer ! I mean sunshine ! Ok, ok, bye".

I'm coming up to 30 years old and I act like a puppydog. I'm pretty good at what I do, so I hope this endears them rather than think "fucking hell".
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
s'OK, they just mutter 'fucking techie' under their breaths and move on
the trick is to mutter 'fucking salesman' under yours, and move on.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)
hey gonz, can I see one of the best websites you'#ve built, just for interests sake

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
He did Lindsey Davis's site.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Certainly the best author site I've ever visited.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH AUTHOR END STRIKETHROUGH

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I'm a _big_ fan of Ling's Cars.

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Ermm.... I can't really give any client/work ones out here, but I'm about 3/4 of the way through building this.
paulypops.com
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Chevron !

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Don't worry guys! I've started a cool new thread!!!!

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Oh I was hoping for a cvo :(

(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

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