It's my birthday. I'm having a good birthday. This is what I look like right now:

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:44, 41 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's clearly not you. Chin's normal sized.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:48, Reply)

i look forward to your thread later asking why this pic got modded

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:48, Reply)

Images only from 9-5 pls. I don't wish to get into trouble with my wife for looking at the internet when I should be talking to her.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:49, Reply)

pull yer finger out

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:55, Reply)

talking to
Feeding
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:05, Reply)

Posting here to point out that Autismchomp has me on ignore, so has logged out specifically to post this.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:14, Reply)

why do you think I've got you on ignore?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:26, Reply)

Because you're an enormous crybaby who doesn't understand the difference between "pissing about on b3ta" and "doing your job."

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Clicking this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:52, Reply)

wait how would that work

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:35, Reply)

1 realise you are being LOLignored by some whining little pussy
2 log out
3 type post
4 log in when prompted to do so
5 this will post said post
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:38, Reply)

or did you mean "why would you bother"
in which case search me, i am not a whining little pussy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:39, Reply)

Well from what we've all read online, there's nothing little about your pussy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:41, Reply)

your wife stretched it for me with her rolling pin

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:42, Reply)

Sideways.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:43, Reply)

Wait are you saying ignore 2.0 doesn't work even a little bit at all because this site is coded by retards?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:51, Reply)

It works exactly as its intended. It's just that, whats intended, has a work-around.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:01, Reply)

as if!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:07, Reply)

IS THAT GHANDI? HE WAS A NICE MAN

( Theoban What of it, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:56, Reply)

SPLENDID

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:14, Reply)

Where's Monty when you need him?
news.yahoo.com/utah-mormon-bishop-brandishes-samurai-sword-defend-neighbor-032432621.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:18, Reply)

Utah, obviously.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:20, Reply)

now each to his own, live and let live, and all that shizzle but...
... aren't there better places to spend your buthdi?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:27, Reply)

I'm only here for a bit, I'm off out soon.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:29, Reply)

It's my birthday tomorrow.
Going out for lunch, then seeing Iron Man 3, then juicer. Get in.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:31, Reply)

birthday my arse
you must have been hatched from some sort of lizard egg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:33, Reply)

*top birthday fives*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:35, Reply)

It needs a second, post pub meal.
I suggest the post pub curry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:38, Reply)

Frank was right.
Switching off images was dead easy on my phone and now the page loads much quicker and doesn't shrink all the text when there is a massive picture. Thanks Frank.

Happy Birthday BD.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:56, Reply)

See?
Frank IS better than you lot.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:57, Reply)

I don't like missing stuff.
But it's a ballache when everything goes tiny on your phone.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 18:59, Reply)

Thanking someone is not the same as them being better.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:00, Reply)

But in Frank's case, he is.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Nah.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Yeah, yeah, keep trying to explain away those cockshots you sent to Swipe.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:00, Reply)

Look I'd just been swimming in cold water, alright?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:07, Reply)

which one are you again?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)

The chap in the photo.
Keep up.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:35, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Alright PD.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:00, Reply)

There was talk of Doric earlier.

You missed it.

Cunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:43, Reply)