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it's AB's birthday.Fenland's favourite feeder is going to the pictures and then to the Wimpy with some friends as a treat. What has been your best birthday to date?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:11,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Do you think he'll have a Bender in a Bun?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:14,
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When I was on my ski season during my gap yarMorning all!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:16,
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I had a year out, in which I took a lot of drugs, had a job and had a great time.(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:20, Reply)
I certainly didbut I was put up a year at school so in my ecstasy-mangled mind it didn't really count
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:22,
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Mine was because I'd completed school by 17.One of the quirks of going from the Scottish to English educational regimes.
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how come you've got an invite and I'm local and he's totally ignoring me ??(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:32,
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cos your a cunt robot programmed by cunts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:42,
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well yes there is me sucking the life out of any social gathering I suppose(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:48,
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I think most parties benefit from someone pointing out how shit everyone is.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:50,
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For some reason I clicked 'I like this!'Just to be clear, I'm not that arsed.
Unless you are having a Wimpy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:20,
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I'm thinking a bbq could be nice, but have no idea what the weather will be like. (, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:20, Reply)
I'll do steak and chimichurri,lamb chops
Jerk chicken wing
corn on the cob
and cheeseburgers.
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i think he means you'll have to sweep up afterwards(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:51,
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It's my 25th in just under a month.*points and laughs*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:26,
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it's funny cos your prospects at 25 are so much worse than the older generations when we were 25but yeah, Woo go youth!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:46,
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No qualifications - check
lives in a bedsit - check
accrued debt and lack of financial acumen - check
menial office based job with zero prospects - check
still doing the same thing at forty - check
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:50,
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my birthday is wackMid-January, so everyone's too skint after Christmas and new year to be able to do much. When I was a student, the semester A deadline was always a few days after my birthday so I'd be doing coursework instead of celebrating.
Yet another reason why I wish I'd never been born.
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21stNice meal with parents, pub golf, fantastic day, woke up with no hangover the next day. It then was topped off with my family meal a week later, had an absolutely beautiful steak dinner.
Morning.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:26,
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I dislike being in restaurants and its some cunts birthday and the table sing stevie wonder at them, wankers(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:31,
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I've only had to endure that once.In Gallipoli on Upper Street - it's seared into my mind forever though. The oleaginous little cunts really trowelled it on with their greedy little eyes fixed on the prospect of bigger tips. Cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:46,
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whoah totes posted a reply in the wrong place here bro(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:00,
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Do Wimpy do an all you can eat buffet? My 23 I’m told, although there is still a 3 day blank in my memory
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:32,
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MorningNot sure, either my 40th bbq or a couple where I've been 'on tour' with different organisations. All have involved getting thoroughly hammered with a good bunch of mates, which is the best kind of birthday imo.
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My birthday is right after InFestso I, and every fucker I know, is always skint and on a comedown
Nothing takes the fun out of a gangbang like a lack of johnnies.
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It's the Woodstock of our time.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:46,
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Christ, I just looked at the lineup.www.infestuk.com/artists/
It's like that one time I went to Wendy House in Leeds, but an entire festival based around people that still listen to KMFDM.
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Yeah that's about rightIn fact KMFDM were scheduled to play last year but pulled out. Imperative Reaction are headlining this year. I am massively, massively excited about this and fuck anyone who mocks me for it.
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All that Martin, and it's being held in Bradford too !!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:54,
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No even that treething festival that you keep banging on about !(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:01,
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See, the best thing about Bradford is the fit Asian birds, but Martin's a homosexual so he misses out on that one saving grace in an otherwise bleak and suffering city.(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)
IKRWhat better city in which to hold a goth festival than one populated by intolerant cunts who like scrappin'
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A lot of the attendees still seem to think it's 1995.It's pitiful really.
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I was a big industrial fan when I was 15 or so.That's what pointed me in the direction of Warp and Rephlex.
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Queer.LFO pointed me in the direction of Warp. When they released loads of shit I pointed myself in the direction of other things.
They released some pretty decent compilations of early bleep techno which I have (I think that was Warp anyway).
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:58,
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cor see early biosphere for shakin bleep innit bruv(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:02,
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i still listen to those on a regular basis, true story(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:05,
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Me too.Autechre vanished up their own arses. Started out making very melodic, crystalline, hip hop influenced electonics, descended into glitch for the sake of it, alienating shit.
Those fellas know their way around a melody fo sho.
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I am reading this in the style of Jo Whiley(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:25,
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Pretty sure he's calling you a cunt.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:29,
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You two boys really should have been at ATP 2003Fucks sake
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:30,
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Ooh, Push Button Objects, that takes me back.Shit lineups though, you need to get down to InFest, that's proper electronic music, not that pretentious 'underground' shit that you listen to, purely because it's obscure.
It's obscure for a reason, fucknuts.
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Warp lost their way when they started signing guitar bands.LFO were great. Most of their acts were, some still are- Jamie Lidell, for example, is excellent.
What compilations are those? Artificial Intelligence?
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first two of those were boss(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:05,
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YerDid you get any of those Warp 10 compilations? I have the remixes one, Mogwai covered Arcadian by Link. It's well good.
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nah artificial intelligence 1 & II were my warp period(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:12,
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That's no bad thing.Were you not into Boards of Canada and Plaid and that?
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well yeah, but haven't bothered with any warp compilations since artificial ii, not sure why(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:19,
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I haven't kept up with Warp for a few years now.Like I said, they lost focus when they started signing bands like Maximo Park. They nearly signed Mogwai when they left Chemikal Underground, I would have approved of that.
You into Seefeel? I've been digging them lately, they're vintage Warp.
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Darth, you're a reboot Battlestar Galactica fan right?I'm up to about the 8th episode of the 2nd series and it's only through sheer power of will and bloody-mindedness that I keep plugging away trying desperately to see what everyone thinks is so great about this series. I really must be missing something because, outside of Edward James Olmos, it's just dull and shit and badly acted.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:44,
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You'll love it, you will love it.As more cylons are revealed you see more on their ships. Apollo and Starbuck get better. Felix Gaeta and Saul become some of the best characters, and then there's big explosions.
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Thanks for that 'Kevin Keegan'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:46,
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What Chompy saidThe acting improves hugely as the whole thing gets a bit less earnest. The second half of the second series is just fantastic.
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Fair enough, I'll keep at itTo be fair, the way they've handled to Baltar character has been pretty great but the series isn't gelling as a whole yet.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:55,
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It comes together much more as the series arc emergesChrist that sounded pretentious
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Well if you don't like it by now you won't like the rest of itCos the third season starts becoming shit and apart from 3 episodes, the fourth is a big steaming turd
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Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:11,
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Might just give up and rewatch Deep Space Nine from the start instead(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:21,
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There was one birthday....where I had a load of friends round and we ate lots of chips followed by lots of skittles whilst watching Garbage Pail Kids The Movie and Beat Street.
Best 30th birthday EVAH.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:40,
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Beat Street is fucking excellent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:42,
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I was too hyped up on a skittle-buzz to remember much beyond the title tbh(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:44,
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I must have watched the battle scene between Rock Steady Crew and NYC Breakers 500 times.The tape was worn out on my video eventually.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:47,
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Don't you love it when you're listening to the radioand some minister says two words that mean you have to do a load of work.
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No he said he's going to "look again" at GP contracts especially their out of hour cover.(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)
To be fair it was a major fuck up to give GPs an opt out from out of hours care.But Hunt is probably going to try to fix it by handing it over to homeopathists instead.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:53,
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THAT WAS BROKEN LABOUR AT WORK(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:55,
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That certainly wasn't working.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:57,
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John Woo's face swapping sequel failed to get widespread distribution(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:11,
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^ this is very good and should be clicked accordingly(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:02,
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My birthday last year was pretty damn good.I had a party in my back garden with a couple of kegs from Purity Brewery and the chef from my local Indian takeaway provided a huge buffet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:55,
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hmmm ewrr thanks for the invite to your meat free buffet tangled but my erm diary seems fully booked out AGAIN this year(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:56,
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I'll be out of the country for it this year, so maybe we'll meet up another time, yeah?I'll keep an eye out for the next time Slayer are playing down your way and you, me and Al can have a secretslayerbash.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:58,
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Not sure if you can come.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:01,
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there'll be loads of weak cordial for all !!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:04,
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do people not stand all over your feet at gigs?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:07,
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MehLive music is overrated anyway. I only go and see bands that I really love.
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Sorry did you just say 'live music is overrated'?You did, didn't you?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:18,
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Live 'shit sadcore bands' music might be, I suppose, but dear God that's possibly your most cretinous post ever,amidst some seriously stiff competition.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:20,
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Um, Monts old boy.'Occasionally' I post statements which are knowingly untrue; sometimes for teh lulz, sometimes as literary allusions; sometimes out of sheer online boredom.
Is this news to you?
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Nah I rarely switch my computer on at home I'm afraid(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:27,
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What I need is a night in on my own and some drugs(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:32,
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the old reverse gear switcheroo trick here(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:25,
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Apply the brakeNow, put it in reverse...
All right, Stephanie, gently extend your arm. Extend your middle finger. Very good. Well done.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:28,
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You got him there!Good 1 doze!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:28,
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EVERY BIRTHDAY BRINGS INCREASED ENTROPY AND MISERYNah I quite like mine, used to have parties but these days I just make food for people. Last year was Moroccan, year before was Hungarian. Dunno what to do this year.
Best one was probably a few years back, many drinking and lots of pretty ladies in my tiny flat. If it wasn't for the scotsman trying to start a fight it'd have been poifect
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Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:59,
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You should have an Irish themed one this year(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:17,
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Yeah cool meat and cabbage, what a treat that'll be(
Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:18,
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But no potato salad and the English will force you out of your back garden before the end(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:19,
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English people are welcomed into my flat because I too am an English person(
Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:20,
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Did you steal your flat from and oirish man?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:23,
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The racism in this place sickens me so it does, to be sure to be sure.(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:22, Reply)
George has steered the country away from the sharp rocks of a triple dip recession, what a blinder(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:33,
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That man is a ruddy hero(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:35,
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He's up there with Billy and Eric(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:42,
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