Tangles is such a Captain Placid.
I wonder how well I’d get on if I told my boss I was off home at half four because the b3ta thread I was cocking about in was ‘too long’?

Personally I'm glad he's gone anyway. Someone open a window, try and get the smell of Peruvian llama trousers out of here. And that fucking album. What a heap of shit! God I hate him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:32, 85 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm here until 6, Monts, regardless of how long these threads get.
I'm just that dedicated.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)

YESSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Plus he tried it on with me at a bash.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Also he's constantly sending me bitchy gazzes slagging off other posters.
The two-faced Kershaw tosser.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I heard he nicked *name deleted*'s wallet when were in Needoo's too.
What a cunt. Why I don't have him on 2.0 is a fucking mystery.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:36, Reply)

I reckon out of everyone here, you've got the most gossip on people.
And I reckon out of everyone here, you couldn't give the least shit about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

You might well be right here, young master Gonz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)

I, for one, fucking love gossip.
Which is probably why nobody tells me any.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

I know some good gossip

( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Tellmetellmetellmetellmetellme
gaz me, yeah?
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I can tell you here I don't give NO shits
Dan and Jen broke up, but she's still living with him until she moves out
( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Salacious!

( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Crumbs!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:43, Reply)

I don't know what's worse,
that you made this joke, or that I got it. I'm going to have to call it a draw.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

*sad high-fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)

shit, I get it too :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Haha of course you do.
It's becoming clearer and clearer that you're a closet Star Wars nerd.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:46, Reply)

tootah tootah, Solo?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Fucking hell

( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Mate being my age, I fucking breathed ate and shat Star Wars for a good four years of my life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)

*high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Yeah but there's no call to go around getting it out in public, man.
You don't want to be one of THEM, do you?
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:52, Reply)

what, a flasher?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)

THEM US
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)

CAW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

I don't get it
I'm either too young or too stupid
Find out which after this break!
( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Innit tho
No-one at work knows, I might have to tell some wimmin so they'll be interested enough to talk to me for five seconds
( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

You're such a French queer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)

He should write a kiss'n'tell 'bonkbuster' to fund his rock'n'roll lifestyle.



that's rather more apostrophes than I'm comfortable with.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)

And you should make that image smaller.
Playing havoc with my phone view.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)

What picture?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)

maybe it's just me who can see a picture on the front page of OT
Not a problem as it is, would be nice if it was a bit smaller.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:02, Reply)

at least you try

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

His favourite band is A-ha.
He only pretends to like that fuckign WOMAD bollocks to try and appear cool. Not that it works for a fucking nano-second.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I listened to one of his songs yesterday and didn't hate it.
Then again, I have a well-documented love of shit music, so that's hardly a glowing recommendation.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)

He knows his music better than almost anyone else I know so he has no excuse for being rubbish.
Imma try and blag a copy of his LP off him, just because I miss getting new records and this is prolly my only chance to get one this year.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

I had a listen to it
One track was really rather good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)

The next time he'll be true. He'll be true. He'll be true.
Who are we talking about here anyway?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Damn you, Bill Clay!
/earworm
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Tango, young Master Clayderman

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Pretending to like WOMAD bollocks to look cool is like Swipe going on a blind date or Lokers taking up embroidery.
Destined to failure the instant you conceive of it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:23, Reply)

I'm staying around for a while
Might go for a poo in a bit
Might not
Who knows?
Probably me
( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Do keep us 'poo-sted'!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I went for a shit
It was quite nice
( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:29, Reply)

High f..hang on, you *did* wash your hands, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:31, Reply)

Yea man
Even dried them
I ain't no kraut
( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)

Nice work, soldier

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)

I have also left the office
: p
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)

On your way to pick up your papers?

( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Who are you the KGB?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Your DIVORCE papers
:D

It'll be well good. We'll be wingmen and go out and pull birds and that.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Boom! Guilford won't know wots hit it!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)

oh man now I wish I was a young TRUELAD out on the Guildford precinct
poppin my collars and generally Fogleing my little socks off @o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I'd best buy myself a pink polo shirt fucking STAT

( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)

And a selection of Ralph Lauren aftershaves.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:52, Reply)

POWWW!!!! GET READY, CHICKS!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Kroney's Garlic Breath?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

hehe

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)

V-G

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)

I'm going to go and count the spirit cupboard.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)

"One cupboard"


"Right, that's me done."
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

I don't know what any of this means
alright
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:43, Reply)

alright
You're missing nothing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

This thread's too long.
I'm off.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)

hahaha and a new meme is born

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)

It's just dekion's shtick with better spelling

( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:03, Reply)

oh, right you are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Fuck I'm bored.
Help me out here someone for Christ's sake
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Could you not, maybe...
I don't know. do some work?
I know it's crazy, but it just might work.

Otherwise, you could moan about the stupidity of your customers. I read on facespace that AA got to use the term 'tough tits' about a customer today.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:19, Reply)

I *am* working

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:24, Reply)

I wouldn't rely on us lot for entertainment.
Especially not after 5 o'clock.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:27, Reply)

I've resorted to getting angry about Terry Pratchett on QOTW :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:33, Reply)

I noticed.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Wow he is one tough cookie!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:24, Reply)

evening
I am done for the day and in Diana's traditional fish and chips on the high street for an early dinner.

I'm thinking I might consume a fair amount of beers later, probably in a hostelry of some kind. What you up to later?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:24, Reply)

yo
Lusty's in work at 7am so early one is planned. Got the nipper the next two nights as well so I am gonna be WELL healthy
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:24, Reply)

I'm not
Catch you next week then!

PS. Have fun with the little'un.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Bless your heart, pal, see you soon

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)

Work out what boozer we should enjoy on the 10th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Yeah alright
Are you staying at my gaff?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Probably go with a hotel
Not sure what time I'll be away from work and if you have Len over the weekend it'll be a lot easier for you.

As I'll need to drop off a laptop and bag before going to the pub a hotel is probably the more sensible option.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Sho' nuff, niggy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)

Do you have a smoke alarm?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)

Is this a threat?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 17:34, Reply)