b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 1945573 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

i want to know why hh is so obsessed with me
b3ta.com/search/answers/89094?q=SWIPE

b3ta.com/search/answers/89094?q=swipey

poor old blue-namer
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:26, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
He wishes you could get married and squeeze out a sprog and then when you get sick of him
he'll claim you've got PND and tell the internet how awful his life is.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)
he's got an amaaaaazing wife and amaaaaaaaaazing sprogs already, apparently

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Wait aren't you the wife he's always on about?
I'm confused here
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
i must have slept through that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
So right, for the record, you're not married to hh?
For realsies?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
no, for the record, he just likes to make comments like he's one of the cool kids
and we all know who the cool kids really are
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
*waves*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Woah I thought you two were like THAT
just pretend I'm doing that crossed fingers thing instead of typing
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
i thought he was al's sock puppet for the first 6 months

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
i thought bert and al were the same person

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
So wait, hold on, you're not al?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
i'm al

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
+ways a bent spastic

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Not unless Al has long ginger hair

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Al has long ginger hair?
I'm learning LOADS today.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Do you have nice breasts?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
they are not my favourite feature
but i've never had any complaints
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Your tits are fucking disgusting, they put me right off me all bran

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Yeah, but you're a girl.
All your favourite features are stuff like eyes and smiles and all the other stuff that nobody gives a shit about.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
that's not true
my arse and legs are better than yours, as stunned will corroborate
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
How would he know, he's never groped mine.
Also, you're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
wow
two blatant lies in one brief post. nice going, frenchie.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
what's your best feature then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
The carrier bag on her head.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
the hamster squirming inside my hairy poo chute, desperately seeking oxygen
oh no wait. that's yours.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
hahaha fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
we all know it's true
turquoise polyester pants slowly tightening around the poor creature's last few minutes of life...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
That's made me feel quite billious.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Really? It's given me an erection

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I'm back to billious again.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I'm halfway between the two, it's well confusing.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I thought you prefferred Goebbels?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)
totally gonna gaz you now

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1