So I’m really forgetful, especially when it comes to names, what are you shit at?
Alt: here’s one for Monty
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22065978
When did you last struggle financially? How did you make ends meet?

Alt:alt: If Battered was a close and personal friend how would you cheer him up at this time?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:42, 38 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

alt alt: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)

tee hee

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I really am fucking awful with names
There are 4 nurses living in my house, their names are Olga, Herminia, Beatriz and...I haven't the fucking foggiest.

Despite several conversations, I have no idea which one is which.

Alt: Often, although it's getting better.

AltAlt: Theraputic pint and curry.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)

You don't know the names of the people you live with?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Not all of them, no.
Barely interacted with them though, due a bellend ex-housemate being a shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)

If Gonz finds out you live with four nurses........................
Well just look at his past history
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I'd remind him that whilst he's getting on a bit, the epilepsy of course, losing his hair, developing his paunch, looking at least ten years older due to his smoking and alcolholism, and the best years of his life being very much behind him,
that he can always seek companionship and friendship online
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Your all heart

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)

well yer maybe not here, and there's no point in going to mumsnet even ironically now what with not having a kid anymore
maybe the marvel comics online forum
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)

This does explain the frequent trips to mumsnet, I think
Bet there's loads of ropey single mums, happy to put out for some bloke on the off-chance that he'll be their kids' uncle.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)

battered can be the much needed steadying influence in their lives that they so desperately need
finally a male in the council flat, albeit one who gets up again mid morning still pissed and with last nights kebab stuck to his arse
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I'd also remind him how healthy it is that he considers people on a website set up to mock and ridicule things most people would consider as sacred cows
as such close personal friends that it's essential to keep them up to date with the minutiae of his personal life.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)

I'll admit that if ever I faced personal difficulties in my life this would have to be the very last place that I'd bring it to
maybe thats just me eh
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I'm terrible with money.
If it wasn't for me dropping the majority of my cash in to a joint account that ladypig keeps an eye on, I'd have nothing, I'd probably be homeless by now.

Altalt: I was never sure about Battered, but the London crowd seem to think he's ok, and that out pouring this morning seemed quite heartfelt, so I'm gonna go with making sure I get him at least a beer in when I'm down that way.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Good for you, Drink one for me
Some posters seem to have bad image Rory and Battered spring to mind I quite like both of them.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)

I don't think there's anyone on here I wouldn't buy a pint for
Pints are totes cheap and the goodwill might be useful
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)

They might be cheap over there
but not in London.

You know, so I've heard.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Morning B3th

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)

This is a humourous joke
because it's actually afternoon, and you're implying I've only just got up.

Ahahahahaaa

*checks 'em*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Woah calm down
Don't go reaching for the Banhammer
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)

It's more of a "picdeletehammer"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I thought you said Ladypig was blind.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)

pretty much. can just about read large print.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I'm shit at names too, and faces. Also not hating everyone I meet, that one's tough.
Alt: I struggled a bit when I got chucked out of me old flat by me ex girlfriend and had to go live in, ugh, Sheffield

I made ends meet by ignoring most bills and then fleeing the country

alt alt: I would just rub his little tummy and maybe let him have a go on my wife
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Are you sure you're not Kroney?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)

WOAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHH WHAT
I AIN'T NO FROG
AND I DUNNO WHAT A CARDIGAN IS
OR ESPADRILLS
OR JUMPERS
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)

hating everyone you meet
chucked out of the old flat by the ex girlfriend

making ends meet by ignoring bills and then fleeing the country

and a wife


Sounds very Kroneyish to me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)

I always used to be alright with names and that, then my sister had a second daughter and after that I could never get their names right.
I just point and say "That one" now.

Alt: I ran out of cash a few times at college, but survived on pasta with dried herbs and olive oil and smoking cheap hash.

Altalt: I'm a joy to be around. That should surely be enough.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)

No point you going to the effort of cheering him up.
He'll forget he saw you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

At first I was confused as to why he wanted to hurt me, but I see now that he was just lashing out because he's been hurt too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I don't know about me, but you - you're shit at starting threads.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

well it's no "I pulled the boxers off" that's for sure

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)

That was internet GOLD, son.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)

I should have made that thread pay-per-view, I'd be fucking loaded by now

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)

A bit like the old joke
"man and wife down on luck, she turns to prostitution....comes back from 1st night with £180.50....."which cunt paid 50p says the husband"..she replys "all of them"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)

You are the Slick Rick of B3ta
*Bows low*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)

If you're having underware problem I feel bad for you son, the only problem I got in that regard is that bitches won't let me put 'em on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)