oh man,
I just saw that Kroney was in oxford, he should have popped in, we totes had Brie on the menu, and I'm sure we've got some ghastly french plonk in the back of the cellar, I'd have even given him a discount. :(
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahah what a French prick
I shall be in Oxford at the end of July. My father is lecturing there and will be staying in St Edmund Hall on Queen's Lane.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)

that's totes like a 15 minute walk from my pub.
Also, about the same distance from my house. What dates and I'll book a night off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)

He lands July 31st
Thing is, I might well have a four year old with me
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)

that's cool,
The dogs love children, we can just put them out in the garden to play, and we can get drunk.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)

That sounds fucking marvellous

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)

will you be bringing lusty?
The kitchen should be finished by then, you know, so the women folk have somewhere to hang out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

If she ain't working then she'll be there
She can bring some ironing or summat
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I heard your daughter has inherited your biting wit and was very mean about Lusty on the weekend

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I also heard about this, and found it rather entertaining

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Not sure what you're talking about here but she did kick her in the fanny at one point

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I, too, saw this on the internet.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)

can someone tell me what you're on about please

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Lusty posted on FB
"blah blah blah OH GOD said I look old without makeup".

Think her words were "NO REAL NAMES ON THE INTERNET, your face doesn't look new anymore".
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Way to mention her name

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Kroney you spastic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Yeah K Ron

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Alright Nigel?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Keith

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

MARTIN

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Yeah thanks Kroney you fucking French spastic cunt.
Go suck on a moth.
( wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Balls.
Well, I edited it for what good it'll do.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Stable door

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I don't care that much.
I just wanted to call you a fucking French spastic cunt.
( wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

POTD

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Yeah, well, at least I look my age.

( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Fuck off moth boy.

( wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Suck it, grandma

( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Oh piss off back to The Louvre you onion eater.

( wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:28, Reply)

You've still left the daughter's name though you massive twat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Fuck's sake.
If you'll excuse me. I'm going to leave the internet, never to return.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)

It really is a good job you don't work in IT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)

It's not like Monty hasn't referred to his daughter by name on here before, though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Yeah, but I do try to live by the whole no real names rule.
I blame this on having five hours sleep in two nights, Gerald.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Monty's posted her name on here before though so I think that's fair.

( wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)

He's still a French spastic cunt though, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)

You knows it.

( wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Alreet Lusty?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Yups,
How's you?
( wanderlust, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Fair to middling probably best describes it.
The news of Battered's impending divorce has really knocked me for six, y' know?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Pfft.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:30, Reply)

How you doing, champ?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Pretty good ta. You?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Been better, been worse.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Has battereds pillow dried out yet? He blubbed most nights I heard

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)

also the shit stick was a foreign object to his stunted paw

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)

The chew marks are still visible

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I'd give that a go. Get up to have a piss, and then analize battered on the way back to bed

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Had a good weekend, loads of time with Micro.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)

What's my penis got to do with this?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)

he'll take any action that's on offer these days

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)

O-o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)

As did I!
Who'd of thought it eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

We have the same internet in the North as the South
Who knew?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

AMAZING.
I bet your internet smells of poverty, despair & whippets though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

It smells of magic string

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I wouldn't have had any idea where to go, to be fair.
Ended up in a Browns' at which a waiter told me I should learn kung fu.

True story.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

i like browns in oxford

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

It's nicer than the Windsor one.

( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

they have really good proper veggie food there
you should take me one evening. i would allow that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Yeah, I'll drive up from Guildford to meet you at a bar in Windsor
Sounds great.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

the oxford one, you pleb
i'm not going to the one you think is inferior
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Oh OK
Yes, I'll definitely drive the hour from Guildford to Oxford in order to buy a friend, who'll start having seizures once she's outside Kensington, a load of food without any meat in.

Sounds perfect.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)