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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This a new thread.I had some chive Primula today for nostalgia reasons, it was fucking gash. I do still like butterscotch Angel Delight though.
What old skool NOMS do you still enjoy and what is utter shit that you can't believe you used to love eating?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:49,
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So it is.I think everyone's fucked off, Monters.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:49,
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Did you see Tayyabs has been listed as one of the best 20 restaurants in the UK? Observer Food Monthly yesterday.I would link it, but it's not on the site, only in the printed edition.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:50,
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Fucking cunts.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:51,
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Lusty was in Needoo's on Friday night - massive queue out the door.Tayyab's: not a fucking soul, apparently.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:53,
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How the mighty have fallen, eh?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:53,
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They put their prices up a few times, the staff are haughty and the food isn't what it used to be.Fuck dem niggaz, I say.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:54,
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We have succeeded in finding a restaurant where my father in law doesn't complain about every fucking dish he has.It's an absolute godsend.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:55,
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It's a tapas bar; he can't get enough of it.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:59,
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It was a fucking revelation.He's very particular and it could get embarrassing at times. He's probably been given an extra helping of the chef's special sauce on numerous occasions.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:04,
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Michael Winner style.That cunt ate more spunk than Marc Almond.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:06,
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There was a strip in Viz a few year back taking the piss out of old MW.I believe the last panel showed a chef masturbating furiously over the cooker declaring "'E must theenk Ah am made of spernk".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:08,
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Best Viz strip ever was the Thieving Gypsy Bastards.The romany council sued. Never appeared again.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:11,
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Came back as The Nice, Honest Gypsy Folk or something like that.Also the best Viz strip for me was either Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped, or Jack Black.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:12,
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Famous people on the toilet & rude kid were personal favourites.I went to the Rupali for a curry once & saw all the Viz memorabilia. RIP Lord Harpole.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:14,
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Our stair wall is papered with old Viz pages.I suspect that when we come to sell we may have to redecorate.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:16,
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If I was a mexican wrestler / porn star, my saying would be "It's time to tap ass and eat tapas".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:16,
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I just hope Jay Rayner et al don't hear about Needoos(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:54,
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Yes indeed.The weekend that Tayyab's was in the Guardian on Saturday and the Observer on Sunday was the beginning of the end for them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:55,
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Butterscotch Angel Delight high fives.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:53,
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An ex-girlfriend of mine used to eat Primula cheese and ham - FROM A FUCKING TUBEWhat madness is this Monty?
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Gonz probably uses it as toothpaste.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:54,
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Every Primula flavour has a unique texture that is both subtal and complex on the corpus spongiosum and you'd have to be a complete snob to think otherwise.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:00,
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I've got some ducklegs for dinner tonight, they're always better once cooled down to room temprature.God damn I love a bit of duck.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:04,
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Ooh, I have a duck crown in the freezer.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:04,
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I sense a mid-week roast in the making; get that bad boy out the freezer !I use the following maryonade/glaze
- 2 parts honey
- 1 part mustard
- 1/2 part curry powder.
Bung it in the oven at about 190 for an hour (not sure about breast), make sure you rest it for 20 minutes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:15,
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Me too.I have a cottage pie which Lusty cleverly cooked yesterday. These things always improve overnight, eh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:05,
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Sounds good to me ! Buggsy a corner piece.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:15,
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I got one of these, Mind Blown.bakersedge.com/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:20,
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It's not something I can even comprehend, Revski.I mean, what inhuman barbarism is that, eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:56,
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If only more people had your backbone, your holiness.This country wouldn't be in half the mess it's in today.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:04,
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Marmite, Spicy Tom. Snaps, Ribena...............Fuck how long do you have
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:54,
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I bought some Birds Eye Super Mousse things a while ago.Fucking horrible.
Loved them when I was a nipper though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:07,
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You know Cadbury's swear on their lives that Curly Wurlys are the same size they always were.That is a stone cold itchy-chin Jimmer. They're fucking half the size, the lying cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:12,
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Wagon Wheels have shrunk an' all.And the price of butter's gone up, fields, etc.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:13,
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If it's white dog shit you're nostalgic for, come to ours.The diet our dog is on makes her produce mountains of the stuff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:19,
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I'LL BE UP IN NO MORE THAN FOUR HOURS!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:26,
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Excellent.I'll have the massive drugs ready. Codeine or paracetamol?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:33,
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Night nurse it is, then.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:35,
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Shit, Barry must've been round; we're all out of night nurse.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:36,
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I'm gonna be in Waxys little sister on Wardour Street for about another 2 hours. If anyone in London wants a pint.
I'm upstairs in a badly fitting suit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:19,
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Shit man I don't think I'll be able to get there in time(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:31,
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fair. Are you busy tonight? I'm considering an early bunk after this dinner thing if there's no free bar.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:41,
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gaz me your number, If I dine and dash I can ribbon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:03,
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I was in that exact pub weekend before last. What's THAT about?*seinfeld*
*seinfeld shrugging*
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Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:46,
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Good thanks, relatively sensible really...Been working like a Japanese pow today.
Looks like everyone is a bit shit today
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:41,
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I've said this beforebut and ex of mine used to make up instant stuffing in a bowl with hot water and eat it. Another ex of mine used to eat raw cabbage with salt and vinegar on it. Thankfully the book chucker I married eats normal food.
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Peej, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:45,
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fermenting cabbage is fairly common(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:51,
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noh mon , kimchi inniten.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimchi
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:54,
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I heard that an Irishman is never more than 6ft from a cabbage.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:56,
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even lesser for equipment to make a poorly functioning pipe bomb(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:58,
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^ typical koreen(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:54,
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No I mean she would take a cabbage slice it up and sprinkle salt and vinegar on itthen eat it.
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Peej, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:03,
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you should get off the poor girls back(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:27,
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I like sourkraut(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:54,
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This is my latest favorite thing evahhttps://itunes.apple.com/us/album/they-are-going-down/id616178119?i=616179390
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=E8H-67ILaqc
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:51,
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I miss Amberl.how come she don't post no more?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:38,
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I roundhouse kicked her to death then did the splits(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:45,
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