Tragic news?
Not really, the sun is shining, the ladies are wearing skimpy clothes and the counselling is finished and I am not divorced. I now have four screens in my shed and my wife is a size 6 again.
( Peej, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:05, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is your counsellor some kind of wizard?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)

She was very good

( Peej, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)

NOT LIKE BATTEREDS ONE !!!! RUB THAT ONE IN !!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I'm not going there
He was very supportive during my troubles.
( Peej, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)

it also helped that your wife doesn't suffer from serious third party diagnosed depression

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)

and he only insured her against fire and theft

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)

i saw a total prick wandering around the inner temple today
clutching a canvas bag that said "the people's republic of cornwall"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)

What the fuck does that even mean?
We had a conversation about Cornish republican groups yesterday at work and everyone was in agreement that they are all twats and represent about 10 people in the whole of Cornwall.
( Peej, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:23, Reply)

worse, this clown clearly worked in london
as she was on her way into one of the buildings. idiot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:26, Reply)

It was Dozer?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)

no turquoise polyester... no pink cufflinks......
and no suspicious bulge of a desperate rodent scrabbling with ever decreasing will to live at the back of the trousers for just a tiny crack of daylight...

so no. no it was not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Bloody Cornish, buying second homes in London and inflating property values.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:31, Reply)

meh, i own my flat
the more inflation the better, pls k thx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)

does this mean we don't get to here about your wanking habits anymore?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Don't be daft

( Peej, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Pretty big feet for a woman.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Her feet are size 6 too!
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN! Mind you I thought 5/6 was average, Sally with the massive tits was 9.5
( Peej, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)

You married a protractor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I don't mean protractor, the triangular ones, you know?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Set square

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Yeah that one.
Just pretend I said that, ok
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)

The square of the length of my wife's hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the lengths of her other two sides

( Peej, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Some people like that kind of massage, though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)

She does like farm vehicles yes

( Peej, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)

-2/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I go with what you give me

( Peej, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)

She's in little danger of overbalancing?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)

no it isn't
6 is bang on average. if you are a 5, a 6 or a 7, you can forget about ever finding good shoes in the sale.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I think my sister is an 8
No wonder she ended up as a copper
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)

there is a specialist shoe shop for ladies with larger feet
called "after 8". i find this quite amusing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Gaz the details to Dozer just in case he has a sister

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:22, Reply)

imagine how big the children's feet would be though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I bet birth would be like opening a bottle of Champagne

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:31, Reply)

It would certainly cava big hole through her

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)

The other half is an 8, she complains about this regularly

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)

your obsession with 6's and 8's is worrying
have you got a tiny cock or something?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Where the obsession?
She was size 6 before she had kids, she went up to a 14, she is now a size 6 again and therefore she is happy. I couldn't care less about her size, her happiness is important though.
( Peej, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)

it was definitely you who said that only women who were size 8 or below were attractive
and the sooner schoolgirls learned this, the better the world would be
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)

er, wasn't it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Not that I recall
and if I did it was definitely in jest.
( Peej, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:22, Reply)