b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 1951790 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1

« Go Back | Popular

Everyone please send picture texts to Boyce of their ringpiece. He can then try & match the number to the bronze eye.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:48, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
stomping
the classic sign of cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
How does Monty prefer his MASSIVE DRUGS to be delivered?
By E-MAIL. GEDDIT?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I don't have his number can you post it here for us all please

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
my thread has pissed on all the other threads so far today
i don't see this being any exception, frankly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
today on Ot has been like sex with one of this lot
and early massive spurt followed by continuing failures to get it up again.

we just need someone to cry now
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)
did someone spunk in your eye?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Yes, me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
TANGLED GIVES SUCK JOBS TO 'RECORD COMPANY' 'MUSIC EXECUTIVES'
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS HIS MATES PAULS MATE CALLED DAN
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU RESPECTED THE SANCTITY OF THE GAZ???

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
I'M STILL WAITING ON THIS PAINFUL MUSIC LINK COULD SOMEONE ELSE SEND ME A LINK SO I CAN QUOTE LYRICS OR SOMESHIT LIKE THAT AT HIM FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
The lyrics are all in the public domain.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
THAT MIGHT HELP ME IF I KNEW THE NAME OF YOUR SIXTH FORM BAND JERKOFF

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I THINK WE ALL KNOW THIS IS A LOT SADDER THAN A SIXTH FORM BAND

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)
FINE ILL FIND OUT SOME OTHER WAY, YOUR ONLY MAKING THIS HARDER FOR YOURSELF

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)
If you had at least pretended to be interested I might have fallen for it.
But I kind of admire your honesty about only wanting to take the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)
gazzed xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
JUDAS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)
you want the link as well?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)
hmmmmmmmmm
i don't think that would be true of all of them.

just some of them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I've been told by plenty of women that if anything I take too long
unfortunately they're talking about the time it takes to unclasp the bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)
bras? In cornwall?
I assumed your women just pulled the skin of a spring lamb over their tits
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Normally they do
which is why it takes me so long when a bra appears.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Why do bras suddenly appear...?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Every time you are near.....
just like me they want to be closer to you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
They long to be closed to you.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Bloody bras.
Still can't work them properly to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
You're probably buying the wrong cup size.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)
It's those little clasp things.
Can't get 'em open without going "Hang on, it's...wait...nearly got it...ok....aaaaaaand BOOBS"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Or more often
BOOOoooooo...Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Bo Dr +p
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Must have been a Wonderbra
Take it off and you wonder where they went
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Yeah, that's happened.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Sorry, I haven't been around to boost your popularity.
It took a LOT of work and I'm a bit tired now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)
I love threads like this.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
WELL LOL

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
WHY DOES IT TAKE MRE THAN 40 MINUTES FOR AN EMAIL TO COME THROUGH!?!
60 SECONDS THEY TOLD ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
they sent it 2nd class

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I send picture texts to Boyce all the damn time.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
That's because it takes a 7-photo panorama to get your feet in

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I'm even more prolific with picture messages than I am with gazzes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Tee hee
It all began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)
i dunt get it
Plz explane
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)
It's a lord of the flies reference Porkins

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Alright Jim

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Alright Dammit
+ I'm a detective not a drummer
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)
alright yeah
I love the bit in Lord of the Flies when Gollum does that thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Yeah..."Meesa live long and proper Daniel-san"

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Wanks over gandalf?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I'm saying that you are a Dwarf (Gay)Lord and you sent Monty pictures of you forging your great ring
You halfling........wait no the other one






Halfwit
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)
yeah I knew it was Lord of the Rings yer
Dwarves, hobbits, rings etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Ohhhhhhhh was you just Orcing me??????????




Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)
There's a funeral party boked into the pub function room.
I'm thinking free sarnies and chicken drumsticks for after.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Stay classy, Pooks.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Yep.
All the way mate.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Its ok guys! You can all stop panicing now, I passed PRINCE2 Practitioner.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)
so...you can administrate you uni better?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)
No I can quit and get a much better paid job
But I doubt I will.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)
worth the effort then!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)
i've googled it and cannot even work out what it is
it looks fucking dull if I'm honest
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)
i remember my degree and lpc, they were awesome and full of fun

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Prince2 is a qualification in pester power
It means you're certifiably able to browbeat people with infinitely better things to do into moving users from one platform to another for expensive outlay and minimal gain.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Nakers' assessment seems fair.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)
If a little boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Alright Barters

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Yeah, bored shitless though.
Fine weather outside, and me stuck in the office do not mix well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Yeah, rubbish innit?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Is this the point that you tell us that you are off to the pub?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:13, Reply)
I'll be on top of a castle motte over the weekend,
soaking up some sun and fresh air.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:18, Reply)

« Go Back | Reply To This »

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1