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Good news for SayerAs with it being a bank holiday weekend, loads of people will be going on a 'Leo'.
Will you be spending the weekend in the pub or are you going to do something far more interesting?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:24,
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I'm off to watch Major Lazer tomorrow.The new album is a bit pants so he'd better pull his socks up or it's going to kick off.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:38,
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Switch used to make some shit hot tunes.This is Sick was fucking massive, as was A Bit Patchy.
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Switch were better when they became Visa Debit. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:53,
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Chip em(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:57,
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overtime tomorrowThen tomorrow night going out to neck class As with some mates.
Probz do some more DIY sunday and Monday.
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What the blue fuck is a "Leo"?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:48,
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I was hoping the curly haired wanker was dead :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:52,
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You fucking wish, you ginger Sk8ter prick(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:56,
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Yeah of course you aint Duracell(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:02,
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NO WHISKEY CHAT(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:46,
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truss' a nigga yoWhen it comes to prepubescent boys, I leave no remains.
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Tonight will be steak and good wine*Tomorrow may involve some shopping but will also include beer and loud music.
Sunday will be an unmitigated drunken debauch on a scale that would make Caligula say 'Hold on chaps, that's going a tad far'.
I fully expect to spend most of Monday wishing for death.
edit - forgot about the asterisk
*I have six bottles of various Clare valley wines.
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Stangely, noThere's a beer festival just down the road and there's an open invite from some friends for a huge BBQ. I fully intend to get incoherent, swearing, falling down drunk.
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^^thispub near us has one on all weekend, suspect it will be messy.
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Our one involves the whole village - and there are five pubs.I think I'll stay off the 'real ale' though, I don't think my bowels could take it!
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Long Itchington?Why would you go to a beer festival and avoid the 'real ale'?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:45,
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I like it!It doesn't like me - some I can get away with, some have a volcanic effect on my bowels and I'm never sure which ones. It's a form of 'rectum roulette' when I drink real ale.
Shame really, I'm told there's some superb ales on this weekend.
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Stick to the lighter coloured ones and you should be OKSummer ale, IPA, Golden, etc.
It's the dark heavy stuff like porter etc that affects the bowels, usually.
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Imma smash it of courseGot my kid all day tomorrow and overnight. My mums are up for the day too. But from 11am Sun I shall unleash the hounds of hell
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:08,
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Baha menlolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:09,
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Looks like Nakers is on fine formwww.b3ta.com/questions/midlifecrisis/post1951524
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:24,
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That EmveeHe's like the gift that keeps on giving.
Still not entirely sure whether he's a troll, an attention whore, plain dumb, or a combination of all three.
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A class 1 window lickerAsk Rory to link his balloon hat bash Pics.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:39,
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That's some A-game Nakers-ing there.Boy done good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:47,
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I thought MV had you on 2.0(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:47,
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He does, the creepy flid.I have to keep logging in and out to bully him. It's hard, thankless work.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:50,
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I admire your drive, commitment and selflessness to pursue this noble quest(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:51,
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It's a tough job but several people have to do it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:52,
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Six and a half, if Battered is one of themtee hee
How is he bearing up?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:54,
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What could be more interesting that spending the day in the pub?I have reserved Saturday for excessive drinking, the rest of the weekend will involve more sensible parenting activities.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:44,
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have I mentioned that I'm off to see Daniel Avery DJing this weekend?(, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Not nearly as many times as I have come to expect from you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:49,
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have I mentioned that no-one save you, and possibly Daniel Avery, gives even the tiniest toss about this?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:50,
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You've managed to super insult Dozer, I'm impressed(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:57,
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Seriously, there's one of those on??????Oh MAN!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:57,
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Few films tonightBash tomorrow night
Slow cooked pork shoulder on Sunday
Cinema Monday
Funeral Tuesday
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:56,
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Slow cooked pork, sounds nice needs MOAR pickles thoughwww.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/thats-a-pretty-pickle-chefs-cant-keep-their-hands-out-of-the-preserving-jar-8601539.html
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:57,
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I enjoyed that but completely forgot about the Marvel end credits tradition....so stay in your seat for a bit at the end for the David Hasselhoff cameo.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:09,
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Saw it the other dayBeing dragged along as the missus wants to see it, but won't go on her own.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:09,
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I just noticed I'm right behind you (ooh-er missus) in the b3ta fantasy football leagueI had a shocking first two thirds of the season but I've really got my teeth into this last third. (Just like Suarezzzzzz...)
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:55,
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I've had to remove him from my team, damnSo, Bill Clay is NOT your real name, hmmm.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:04,
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My snooker-mad other half will be stuck in front of the TV all weekend....so I'll be entertaining the children. Might go to Bradgate Park or something, haven't been there in years.
Someone in the office was just whistling 'Playing With The Boys' from that there Top Gun. Could someone please give me a different earworm? thx
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:01,
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Sure Bill.'In the city' by Joe Walsh, you know, from the very end of The Warriors?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:06,
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You know what I think Imma watch me some Warriors this very evening(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:06,
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I'm thinking of watching "Black Dynamite" tonightTROOSTORY
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:08,
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Good call.Ever seen Blacula? It's 'excellent'.
Actually one of my all time favourite blaxploitation films is Black Shampoo. It's fucking hysterical.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:09,
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I tried watching "A Piece of the Action" with Poitier and Cosby last weekend....It was fucking dire
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:13,
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Theirs were toss weren't they.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:18,
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Yeah, it was like the old "Blakes 7" saga all over again(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:23,
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Shh. Mama, you're gonna wake up the rest of the bitches. (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:14,
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Try the "Pink Panther" themegets rid of earworms for me.
*may just replace earworm, try at your own risk*
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I'm a bit annoyed with myself that....the first thing I thought of was the "Think of all the animals you ever thought about..." song rather than the Mancini tune. Stoopid Rinky-Dink Panther.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:10,
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Oh that's a far superior tune, in a groovy 60s way.A better show, too, what with Crazy Legs Crane being on board.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:16,
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There's a new one with a talking Pink PantherYeah, just what it was missing.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:24,
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just looked it up on wikipediaSeems the aardvark and ant were voiced by the same chap, but he's impersonating Jackie Mason for the aardvark and Dean Martin for the ant.
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And manages to do both really badly.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:28,
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HANDS UP WHO'S GOING TO DO LOADS OF WORK TODAY!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:05,
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Me.I've got loads of stuff to finish today so I can start on an inflatable dam on Tuesday.
Like one of these: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflatable_rubber_dam
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:06,
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Wow they let those school caretakers get away with murder these days!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:08,
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You ARE an inflatable dam, Barters old boy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:08,
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I no rite.That's what makes it ironic.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:10,
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You have a blow up effigy of Nakers?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:10,
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Fuck off Boyce, Imma go wait outside the pub until it opens. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 May 2013, 9:11,
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in all reality, I'm actually not working today, might just chill in the garden(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 May 2013, 9:19,
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To quote the Iron LadyNo. No, no, no, no.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:23,
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Unfortunately yes. I will also be working on Monday in Poland; it isn't a bank holiday there.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:31,
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Taking Micro here on Sundaywww.puppetbarge.com
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:41,
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That looks pretty smart.I have to say I was appalled at how shit the science museum is. Some of the exhibits are like GCSE homework. Total gash.
The Wallace Collection (Manchester Square I think) however, is fucking amazing. Loads of meh French furniture but downstairs is without doubt the finest collection of weapons I've ever seen. And I live in the East End.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:46,
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she's a bit young for weapons yet.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:48,
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You're never too young for weapons.Looks like *someone* here hasn't watched Shogun Assassin.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:53,
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Looks like *somebody* is one of these namby-pamby leftistbleeding-heart liberal hand-wringers that get all weepy when they see child-soldiers busting warlord chops.
The gay.
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Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:02,
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We took the kids to the Science Museum a couple of months ago and weren't impressedThe National History Museum next door, on the other hand, was awesome, particularly the kids lab in the basement, a free hour playing with microscopes and stuff.
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Someone told me that one's no longer free entry - is that right?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:55,
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It was free when we went in Februarywebsite says so too - it's called the "investigation centre".
Dinosaur bit costs extra though and is queued up (we didn't bother)
Best to go down there first and book in for later, gets busy.
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Leeds Armoury had an excellent selection of weapons.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:04,
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My weekend is ACTION-PACKEDDrinks tonight, Iron Man 3 at some point between now and Sunday morning. Saturday will contain Kew and probably further drinking. Sunday I shall be flat hunting again and Monday will contain somethingsomethingsomethingdunnoyet.
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Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:49,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:51,
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