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I get as much good sex as I want and I drive a fast car(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:32,
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This doesn't ring true when you're posting under Lighty's username. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:34,
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one day he'll find a swell galyou, him, gonz should all head out on teh pull one night.
WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS !!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:37,
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Christ no.I am extremely happy to be single and to be so for a loooooong time.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:38,
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He does though, I've been in his car, and he rogered me senseless.It was at his house that I broke SexFace's nose. Everything he has posted there is true, but written as a parody of qftw.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:36,
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I'm sure this has been covered before but why did you break SexFace's nose?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:37,
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Hahah that's who I meant you divI met him once, took an instant disliking to the fellow.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:42,
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Is it true that he bullied Lampito into shagging him?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:45,
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I believe so.She's actually really sound is old Lampers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:48,
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How the fuck can you get a bullyfuck?Unless you are Jim Bowen
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:48,
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIn one(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:55,
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I'd rather have the speedboat thanks.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:56,
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apparantly by continuously calling a mentally fragile person a fat disgusting fuck(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:49,
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That's what Dozer is trying to do with Swipe.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:50,
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dozer is deffo in thereif alone by reason of having a pulse
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:51,
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nobody from here will ever be "in there"internet sex is NOT good sex.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:01,
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you'll never find outi'd almost actually rather fuck dozer.
that is how unfuckable you are.
worse. than. dozer.
take that and party!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:06,
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His little hands make your cock look big.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:12,
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Totally going for the default here.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:29,
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I had a good shag from a girl I met in the Blink182 chatroomShe even cooked me breakfast
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Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:08,
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He seemed to think it was really funny too.Unpleasant little scrote.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:51,
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Because my now ex-wife slept with him behind my back then lied to me about it claiming he'd got her paralytic and taken advantage.Stupidly, I believed her.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:44,
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And you're it's equivalent of Benny from Crossroads.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:49,
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Sounds like the guy required a bit of a slap even his wife was lying.(
Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:51,
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