That thread has carked it.
So, you have a relationship end, or as the septics phrase is 'a mutual terminal relationship failure' (cunts).

How do you tell people so they don't take sides or get upset on your behalf?

Alt: Yeah baby.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:22, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

dont care
fuck off
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Don't slag off the ex to people and seem 'the good guy'

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:25, Reply)

smyls
Alt- you prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:26, Reply)

send them an unsolicited fax, with a premium rate phone number on to get more details

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:28, Reply)

I like this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:31, Reply)

it makes emotional and business sense

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Just change your relationship status on facebook.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Oh and don't forget to tweet to your 11,000 followers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:43, Reply)

alright yog-yurt prick?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:45, Reply)

alright Nakers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:46, Reply)

yarp, not working tonight which is nice
but you know what i really want is some weed, just for a little smoke now and then to chill out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:49, Reply)

I miss weed :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Alright Bill/Ben?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 May 2013, 19:51, Reply)

flobalobalob

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:23, Reply)

I'm pleased some fucker got it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 May 2013, 22:20, Reply)

yer I got it
But it was exceptionally poor so didn't comment.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Yeah, whatever, you probably had to Google it first.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 May 2013, 22:29, Reply)

nah, seen it on 'I heart the 1950s' innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 22:33, Reply)

ehy don't you smoke anymore? paranoia?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:51, Reply)

I smoked cannabis recreationally from 13 to about 28.
With ten of those years being daily use.

I can only smoke it now to take the edge off comedowns. It gives me the fear, which is a shame, I like weed.

Plus I stopped smoking about a year ago, and I fucking love the smell of cigarettes. I'd fall off the wagon if I started on the weed again.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:56, Reply)

that is a little excessive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:58, Reply)

what is?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Imma have a little smoke in a minute.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:53, Reply)

:(
i only want a little one
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:54, Reply)

this^
I could go for a smoke right about now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:22, Reply)

I've fancied some weed for about 18 months now, I was even thinking about asking the collage-kids who work in my local corner shop if they could get me a couple of joints.
Just to get it out my system.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:23, Reply)

why do you not just ask Monty to sort you out?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:25, Reply)

I might just do that some day.
I keep on changing my mind either way on it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:57, Reply)

surely you get enough drugs already to stop you crapping out your entire digestive system onto the street?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Yeah', I get loads, doesn't meant to say I wouldn't want to try another.
I've only had it about 5 times in my life and didn't like it any time, hated it, but I've been reading up on it with what i've got and maybe if I could get some weak stuff it'll be alright.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:18, Reply)

As a non smoker, I always had to have a beer with a joint
Not had any for years now though. I'm such an old, boring cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:20, Reply)

I just murdered my ex and told everyone she's gone away for a bit "to find herself".
Worked a treat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 May 2013, 19:44, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:48, Reply)

alreet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:50, Reply)

yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:51, Reply)

don't do what I did and announce it on face book
Forgetting that your kid is on facebook.

Not clever that.*

*not from his mum, this was later.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 8 May 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Micro is only 20 months old, so she does have an email address (thanks British Airways for letting that be the only way I could redeem airmiles in her name), but no FB account... yet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:07, Reply)

oh man she's only a month or so younger than baby badmons

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:10, Reply)

THEY COULD TOTALLY GET MARRIED

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 May 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Tell 'em straight - just what they need to know.
Stay away from recrimination, speculation and lots of other stuff ending in 'ation'. Stay civil if you can, if you can't then STFU until you can.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:05, Reply)

within office hours

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:29, Reply)

But I don't work in an office

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:19, Reply)

what DO you do between 9am and 5pm with an hour for lunch and 40mins of tea breaks?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:23, Reply)

wank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Wouldn't that be during tea breaks?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Some fucker I know has had their job change under their feet (high level contrator/consultant) so now he has three months paid leave...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:33, Reply)

yeah but does he have your winsome good looks?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

he's a bit "shrek like"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)

shrekesque?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)

yeah why not
i'm bored and tired
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:43, Reply)

chin up dude xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:45, Reply)

job hunting, sooooooooo boring

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Chins

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)

srs doe, i always do this face in photos where i end up with 7 chins

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Chins up!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Stop motion youtube video.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:03, Reply)

which medium?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:17, Reply)

The one in the middle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:21, Reply)

that would be the median you IDIOT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:22, Reply)

T was indeed T J
Stop being mean
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:23, Reply)

sorry, in that kind of mood

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:24, Reply)

You mean 'that kind of mode'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 22:25, Reply)