i always see him as a bit of a wannabe
not worthy of death, but not really worthy of life either, you know?

depends on the bbc links. some are more interesting than others. depends on who's posted it really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

please list everyone here by life,death and wannbe
thx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)

christ, er... ok
life - mighty badger, monty, lusty, naked ape, jeff, stunned, windy pig, sporters, rory on a good day

wannabe - tuib, gonz, theoban, kroney, hh,

death - dozer, battered, amorous badger, al, psycho
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Thanks for that.
Bitch.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:21, Reply)

you're in great company there, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I'm going to shit on your pizza the next time I see you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

got it
next secret bash is totes at needo's
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Which category does rachelswipe fall into?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)

GOD
but you knew that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Fat northern ginger slag.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

shut it death-boy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

GINGER.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

this is no way to get an upgrade

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Look, just because I resisted when you made a pass at me, there's no need to be unpleasant eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)

THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)

She tried to rape me in the back of a taxi. I had to endanger my life by jumping out at 30mph to escape the manky mad bint.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1957356
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

i should post a pic of me and post a pic of him
a picture speaks many thousands of words in this particular case of warped fantasy

i have a beautiful picture of him at my flat. he looks like a retard trying to eat his own shoulder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Office LOL

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PIC????!111!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

i wouldn't put it on here
but i think i may well have put it on fb....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)

You put a terrible one of me & Monty on FB.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)

yeah, that's the bad boy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)

WOO!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

butthurt

( Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

woohoo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

*high-fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)

eh
so a murderer pub man gets a higher rating than me?
I'm a fucking STAR
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I'm deletin my account an pretending I had an internet DEATH cos of this well sad news
You'll all get a new icon too
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)

What sort of icon?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Can of beans with a fly coming out the top
Family crest innit
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)

look man, i like what i know of you
your description of your jewfro made me proper lol. but you're still a bit of a noob to OT. soon, soon you will knock all the pretenders like monty off their throne.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)

PISS ON YOU WOMAN
I OWN THIS SITE
YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME
I AM FUCKING KING CAPTAIN AND COMMANDER OF THESE SHORES
I mean hi how are u xx
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Bit of an oxygen thief.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)