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So Battered? Two foot of angry spastic or basically a good kid just tryin ta get by in a crazy mixed-up world?Keyword: eppy
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:11,
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stop stompingand answer my wicked questions
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:12,
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Deep down I think he's a good unKeyword:Empathy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:14,
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I have said it before, and I will say it again, I'm not sure about Battered.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 14:14,
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nope. I've just never got the measure of you. Not in a horrid way mind.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 14:22,
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I've become addicted to wet shaving my head, WindyIt feels wonderful.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:18,
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Lord noI've been shaving my bonce for about 15 years.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:21,
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Theoban has the curly locks of a yid. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 14:23,
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I asked me mum and I think she's an anti semite cos she looked dead horrified at the prospect of the family being all jewy(
Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:37,
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check for other ismsturn up for a sunday dinner blacked up
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:40,
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and wearing a burkhaand do a sort of bucks fizz unveiling while observing her reaction
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:41,
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But we're a family of muslim B&W minstrels?Gluey it's like you don't even know me at all :(
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:42,
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I'd love to shave your head one day. I think it would be highly arousing. I'm currently trying to decide on a new style of facial hair for the summer.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 14:21,
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Handlebar moustachePerfect in your line of work.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:24,
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I've already got one of them stoopid . (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 14:46,
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handlebar eyebrows are the new handlebar moustache(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:50,
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I'm totally imagining this the troi and ryker beard shaving in the bath sceneDON'T TELL YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:31,
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Here you go buy yourself something nice for the summer xxwww.goateesaver.com/
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:32,
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A little from column a)A little from column b)
Keyword: vaginal discharge
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:15,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:19,
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v v NAHHH look down there v v (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:21,
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Little little keyword: vagina?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:20,
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Yes (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:22,
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I think he seems charmingAnd I'm an excellent judge of character.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:17,
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Apart from that awful racist woman you married.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:18,
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was she the one from the youtube video of a tram in Croydon?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:23,
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I think he's alright, but he does seem to use this place to just vent anger and when he's in that sort of mood he's a prick.(, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)
So you think it's okay that he cheated on his wife with a sex worker and then blamed her for the breakdown of their marriage?(
Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:24,
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No one is suggesting Battered slept with _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:26,
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Quentingazgate still worries you, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:27,
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i'm feeling nie today, don't want to get anyone angrythey might write something mean about me in their sig
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:28,
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Run it's the old Bill(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:40,
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He may seem like a square peg in a round hole, but I think he fits perfectly.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:20,
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I dunno he looks a bit funny, and smells a bit funnybut he's like a "very fierce" puppy, small very noisy but not actually dangerous in any way.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:22,
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I've now got the hang of using my straight razorand my face didn't leak at all after last nights shave.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:23,
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So not a waste of money then?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:24,
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No, I think it will pay for itself in spades as the blades cost peanuts compared with Gillette cartridges.(
Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:25,
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How long before you got used to it? and is there any lasting damage?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:26,
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so al manages to use a cutthroat razor, one of the most dangerous of all bathroom based implements, and remains unscathed.You, however use a safty razor and take a chunk out of your forehead?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:34,
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hahahaha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:38,
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It's taken me about 4 attempts to feel comfortableand I reckon I'll get better as I still miss the odd bit.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:32,
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I have thought about investing in one but have yet to pluck up the courage (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:42,
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Just do it.But take you time while shaving, and accept that the first few times your face will hurt.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:44,
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I have been asked what I wanted for Father’s day This is now on the top of the list
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:46,
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Al, you use a cutthroat razor?That is well steampunk.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:31,
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It's actually one of the ones the barbers use where you break a double sided blade in half and put it in a "shavette" as it's calledBut yes, it gives my beards and moustache a very steampunk feel.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:32,
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How many beards do you have exactly?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:33,
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They look rather dangerousI'll stick to a scalpel blade and a bit of masking tape.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:35,
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Well you're all made up as far as I'm concernedBut I dunno why Battered is seen as worse than the rest of you awful human beings
Except Windy he's my favourite
Favourite made up 'person' on the internet
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:23,
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How many songs has Windy written and recorded about SBP, eh?NONE, that's how many.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:26,
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I dunno who you are sozI can't keep up with all this name changing
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:30,
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AW BUNNY YOU CAN'T BE ANGRY WIV MELuv you loads twoey
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:34,
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one day theo, we'll get married. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 14:49,
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In common with many other B3tans I've met in real life,Battered is a fine fellow, working hard to be a cunt on the internet.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:24,
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In that case he needs a RAISE tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:25,
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this is why that thread was created about you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:28,
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Pfftttt....I liked it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:29,
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I'm setting up a LinkedIn account at work.Inappropriate? Desperate spastic?
Had it for ages and couldn't be fucked with it, then thought meeeeeeh.
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Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:47,
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Make sure you add Battered, Dozer and Nakers.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:47,
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+ AA & Sporters.Oh, and DG too.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:48,
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Christ, have you considered setting up a new account?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:49,
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I got approaches for some consultancy jobs from LinkedIn(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:59,
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As long as they aren't looking for male grooming advice(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:01,
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My forehead is as smooth as a babies bottom, thank you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:02,
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No fucking way I'm endorsing that bogey green piece of shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:50,
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what does LinkedIn offer that I can't? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 14:50,
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have one what? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 15:05,
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Possible employment opportunities.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:51,
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It's just a bit pointlessand it leads to you getting pestered by recruitment consultants all the time.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:57,
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not really...I know several people who have got good jobs through it, easy enough to ignore recruiters
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:58,
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Well I don't know anyone who has got a good job out of it.So you're wrong.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:03,
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Yeah, I mean, a company with a market valuation of $18 billion, clearly offers no benefits to its users.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:09,
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yeh but b3ta is worth $87 BILLION and look how shit it is(
Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:11,
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If you put 'dogging' down as a skill you can get laid off it four times a dayCAN YOU DO THAT?
No you cannot
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:52,
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Walking round Oxford carrying a banner stating you 'Fuck like a Sex Weasel' isn't the same PiggoNow I know your Oxfordites go for that, and fair play to them, but Kroney wants some quality dogging here, and you can't provide that
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:57,
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well, I just want him to know that if his LinkedIn dogging plan fails, I'm here for him. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 15:05,
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You're all heart and no mistakeWell mostly heart, some bumhole too
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Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:05,
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Well, the man knows his oven gloves, that's all I can say(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:50,
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