I have been spending mine going through all the required functionality for a computerised store till system.
Work doesn't get much duller.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:17, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've been playing computer billiards

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH POCKET!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)

hilarious strikethrough
POCKET


Jesus wept... twice in one day you fuckers with your faster than me wit.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

utterly hysterical strikethrough ANDREW MARR!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

DOES IT DO BACK ORDERS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)

BACK SHORT
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)

You reckon?
I've been reading a 25 page document on 'Guidance on Interpretation and Compliance with the *related to my job* Regulation.'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I am coding in a timing sub-procedure into our upgrade scripts
This is as boring as it sounds
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Right fuck this, I'm going home.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

wow, working late today eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I am investigating some attribute mappings
on the plus side I am lying on my couch with the laptop rather than being stuck in the office.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I'm in my pub,
Typing at you lot from a phone fast running short on battery.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Only on the internet would people be trying to out-dull each other with tales of their employment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

are you kidding me?
you should go to drinks with a team of corporate lawyers.

"i was at work til 4am last night. blah blah take over blah blah acquisition blah blah sale and purchase agreement"

"part timer. some of us start work at 4am and never go home blah blah AIM float blah blah"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)