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Evening all
Hows about we make this a home for the evening.

Where's that sign?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 18:24, 201 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Woohoo!

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 18:29, Reply)

Have you just found that or something?
Well? Answer me!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 18:32, Reply)

'lo PoD and Loon!
how are we this merry evening/whatever time it is in your bit of the States?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 18:48, Reply)

Hi miss HLT
I am grand-ish. It is raining muchly here, which isn't fun, as I still don't get to go and play frisbee.

You still at work, I presume?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 18:49, Reply)

You have no idea
how happy I was not to see Kaol gloating again at the top
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 18:51, Reply)

Gloating at the top of what, MM?
And evenin', too.

And thank you very much, my dear tulip.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 18:52, Reply)

Hullo!

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 18:53, Reply)

PoD
doing his 1st woo nonsense.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 18:55, Reply)

evening Devil, MM
frisbee is topnotch fun, what.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 18:55, Reply)

Yah yah
totally. Hooray the frisbee!

noon all
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 18:56, Reply)

Evening everyone!
Hope we are all shiny, happy people this evening.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 18:58, Reply)

Gloating?
What?
I've been away, cooking.
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 18:59, Reply)

Yeah,
COOKING BABIES HEADS!

probably

EDIT: sup Boss
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:00, Reply)

Nah...
Vegetable bolognaise.

*runs off to stir*
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:00, Reply)

Vegetable, Kaol?
Seriously?

Have most people made it home from work ok?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:02, Reply)

Hey MM
Good day?

Mine has been unusually constructive.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:03, Reply)

Yeah, seriously.
Wasn't any meat in the fridge or freezer.
It'll be nice though, I rock at cooking.
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:05, Reply)

I'm pretty sure
That last time I heard you talk about cooking, stuff was burning on to the bottom of a pan, and it tasted like crap.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:05, Reply)

Bk
not especially. I have spent most of it sleeping, and attempting to figure out how the cocking hell I can get a grant to pay for my uni fees.

Kaol: Not as much as you rock at RIPPING OFF BABIES HEADS!
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:06, Reply)

May I say that
Frisbee is especially fun with an Aerobie!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:08, Reply)

@MM
Living in Scotland is a good way to get round that last issue.

Not the Kaol-baby issue. The other one.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:09, Reply)

May I say
frisbee is even more fun with a spastic dog jumping 6 foot in the air and catching it mid flight.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:09, Reply)

Evening all
Except you Loon - good afternoon.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:09, Reply)

Yeah...
That was drunk cooking.
And it wasn't something I made from scratch.
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:10, Reply)

PoD
Ner.

It's only 3 grand over three years. But I would like someone else to pay for it if I can.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:11, Reply)

Whatever Kaol
a bad workman always blames his BABIES HEADS!
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:16, Reply)

..
What on earth has Kaol done to anger thee so, MM? And it's always nice to have other people paying.

That's your excuse is it, Kaol? It's a poor one, it is.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:18, Reply)

@MM
Get Bill Gates to adopt you. Or marry a rich, very old man. Very, very old. One good flash of the boobies and you're a widow!

Easy peasy
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:18, Reply)

Yeah.
That's my excuse, as it's true.

Anyway... You lot have been rubbish today, I'm gonna go lurk on /board.
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:20, Reply)

TWW
Sadly I'd rather keep the mister than set up with an old rich fucker. Wouldn't be where I am today without the other half *rambleramble*

PoD- Nothing really. He's a good plaything.

al- What troubles thee- I've been sleeping a lot and not being all there in the digestive tract today.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:23, Reply)

Oh noes
Kaol is going over to the dork side. Quick, someone hand me the morphine ...

edit: MM, don't be sad at keeping the mister .. I have no real idea how to fund University, having skipped that stage altogether.

Just hope to god they keep it free up here long enough for my kids!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:23, Reply)

TWW
How bout some heroin instead?

Heroin anyone?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:24, Reply)

Heroin?
I'll return for that.

*shoots up*
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:25, Reply)

Hmmmm
never tried heroin. Think I'll skip, ta.

Had some diamorphine once - space cadet time!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:26, Reply)

Sorry Kaol
the heroin is only for QOTWers. Which I don't believe you are anymore.

EDIT: it's only internet heroin
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:27, Reply)

Now now
Play nice kids.

*realises is youngest here*

Play nice adults. No need to bandy about such insults now, is there?

edit - so it'll be the KFC that's done it then, I presumes?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:28, Reply)

@al
was it the driving, Liverpool or KFC that made you sick?

Or all of the above?

Here, have some Milk of Magnesia. Good for what ails ya!

*hands over dark blue bottle*

edit:PoD, I hope I wasn't included in that warning. I'm a nice person on the internet. It's just in real life that I turn into Satan's older, more evil sister ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:28, Reply)

al
Did you have the bbq bacon boxmaster? I saw it on the telly and it looked well yum

PoD- How old are you?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:29, Reply)

You know those onion rings?
They're actually deep fried arseholes.

FACT.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:34, Reply)

It was mostly aimed at the fighting people
So if you include yourself in that bracket, then yes, yes it was.

And I am 21 MM. So younger than most around here.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:34, Reply)

Helloooo!
I'm just about to have a very hot bath with a very large glass of wine.

I may pass out.

If not then I'll speak to you all in a while : )
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:35, Reply)

*hands BGB a nice warm fluffy towel*
*holds al back from jumping in the bath as well*

Enjoy, Ms BGB

*snogs*

PoD, I never fight on the internet, so I'll un-include myself, hmm? I may well deliver an occasion spot of much deserved discipline, but we're all consenting adults, yeah?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:36, Reply)

Okay...
If your birthday is before 11th april 1987 then I win.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:36, Reply)

Nope,
It's the 26th, so I win. By 15 days.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:37, Reply)

Hoy, PoD and MM
stop fighting. It doesn't matter how old you are!

Don't make me come over there .....

*rises creakily from chair*

I was working before you two were even born .... eeep.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:39, Reply)

oh no, we're not having the age contest thing again are we
I lose.

and by the way, I just lost the game as well.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:40, Reply)

DAMMIT
I shall have to kill you now...
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:40, Reply)

TWW and HLT
I have a competitive nature. Ask Bert.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:42, Reply)

@MM
well that's all right then, I like competitive.

All this crap about "it's not the winning, it's the taking part"? Utter bollocks.

It's all about the winning!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:44, Reply)

I would be losing the age game
but both TRL and BGB are around, so I'm OK.

And now I've also lost the game. Thanks very much.

In April 1987 I was sitting my sixth year studies exams. Only a few months before I went to university!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:44, Reply)

@K2k6
we're the same age! Only I left school after 4th year (to their immense relief).
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:46, Reply)

I was 9 in 1987
how are we all this evening anyway?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:48, Reply)

TWW
I'm glad you understand. I am competitive about things of no imporance. Like who can eat faster.

K2k6- my other half is quite a lot older than me, as are most of my friends. I have lost count of the number of times I have had this revelation.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:48, Reply)

@hlt
feeling old .... very old.

They were only 7 when my daughter was born. At least you were old enough to babysit.

edit: MM, in this house, we don't "throw" games of anything. Not even snap. You'd fit right in.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:49, Reply)

al
Bet you can't
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:50, Reply)

So, TWW
you're a child of '69 as well.

When in the year?

*hopes it's early*

@MM - I'm quite used to this. Like I said yesterday, I may be 39 physically but act like I'm 14 sometimes.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:51, Reply)

*hands al and MM Milk of Magnesia*

It'll all end in indigestion, you two.

edit: K2k6 - very late 68 actually. So yes, I'm older than you as well.

Methuselah has to go sit in the corner, folks ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:52, Reply)

K2k6
my boyfriend is 43 and he sulks like a 5 year old child.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:53, Reply)

al
may I suggest a battleground?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:54, Reply)

yes, some of us are old, some of us are young
some of us are in between.

I'm the best at cake though.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:56, Reply)

@MM
I have recently discovered the delights of the older man.

Toyboys lose their appeal after they've tried to impress you with how much their trainers cost.

Edit - another bloody London bash - *sulks*
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:56, Reply)

I'm feeling quite young now
for a change.

I'm going to go and watch The Bill for an hour. My one concession to soap style television!

Back at 9.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:57, Reply)

BGB
So true. Although when I am old and have cats I may think otherwise.

al- Then I win by default. WIN I TELLS YOU!!!
The swedes have very thin hair. Have a look while you're there. But they are also thin and gorgeous, so hey.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:00, Reply)

al
take lots of Rennies then.

Pickled fish? Uuuuuuuurgh

Edit: Have to go, folks. Visitors are arrived!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:04, Reply)

al- nice
In Holland around this time of year they sell raw fresh herring with onions in bread from vans in the street. And then there's the spanish boquerones....

EDIT: Bye TWW
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:09, Reply)

My lovely mum.
Is half German/Dutch and used to eat roll mops and then chase us around the house with a fish tail protruding from her mouth. Bless!

We also got Nutella as kids before it was sold in Britain because my German gran would bring it over from Germany.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:10, Reply)

I'm back.
1) My dinner was lovely
2) This cider is lovely
3) I've gotta make an awesome-tastic double-disk mix CD for the drive to Brighton tomorrow
4) I'm seeing ancrenne tomorrow and Friday
5) I'm about to watch Slither
6) I only have a half day of work tomorrow

Things are fuckin' good!
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:11, Reply)

BGB
German and Dutch? That's a marriage I'd like to be a fly on the wall for...

EDIT: Kaol- I am listening to Benny Benassi's Satisfaction, and I feel cool.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:12, Reply)

@MM
Well it didn't work very well as my grandparents divorced when my mum was very young.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:13, Reply)

I'm listening to Metallica
But will shortly swap into "awesome song chosing" mode.
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:14, Reply)

BGB
It's not something I can see working...

My dad used to skin the rabbits we shot in the garden. There'd be mangled corpses on the washing line when I went out to play with my friends

actually I didn't have any friends

Kaol- now listening to For an Angel by Paul van Dyke.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:15, Reply)

What Metallica?
S&M?

I have a soul destroying 7 hour shift tomorrow, closing up with my boss.

*cries*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:16, Reply)

Yay!!!
Yay for pierced nips!
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:16, Reply)

I am listining to Nirvana ....
And pretending to be 21 again.

Many years ago we went to Dublin and got tickets for Sonic Youth. We were late getting there and just walked in as the support group had finished. Phew! said I, only missed the support, never mind.

Turns out the support group were Nirvana and when we got back to Blighty they took off big style.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:19, Reply)

MM
Is that a hint that yours are pierced?

PoD: I'm listening to Master Of Puppets, just near the end of Orion though.

BGB: 21? So one year younger than I am? :p
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:19, Reply)

Pierced nips FTW.
Definitely.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:20, Reply)

Kaol-
Yes I do. Well, one. The other one ripped out when I was 13.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:21, Reply)

I don't think I have all of Master of Puppets
I really need to expand the heavy section of my music library.

Are they MM, are they?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:22, Reply)

*winces*
Ripped?
How?

PoD, I'll burn you a DVD with a load of stuff for the Edinburgh meet-up.
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:22, Reply)

Kaol-
That I can't answer. I was playing the Withnail drinking game, and when I woke up there was blood and a ring where it shouldn't have been.

And pain.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:25, Reply)

Ripped sounds sore
Sounds like a plan, Kaol.

Once again, ripped sounds sore.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:26, Reply)

When I was thirteen.
I was still playing with dolls : (
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:26, Reply)

BGB
And that was probably a good thing

all usual problems associated with being 13 + being screwed up generally= not good
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:29, Reply)

Nasty...
I'm too prone to drunken accidents to get things pierced.
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:31, Reply)

...
I knew a girl who lost a belly piercing on a trampoline...
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:33, Reply)

I've seen evidence of
A couple who both had genital piercings.
There was entanglement, and swift rippage.

I wish he hadn't shown me the scar.

EDIT: No, Al. Or I'd have eaten your face. Er...
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:35, Reply)

My scar
is barely visible. Which is nice.

And aaaaahhhhhh! Oh the pain...
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:36, Reply)

@Kaol
Toyed with the idea of getting a genital piercing but then thought no, for similar reasons of rippage.

My lip does me nicely.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:38, Reply)

Rippage?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

That would be horrific. And not in a good way.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:40, Reply)

Earlobe stretching is fun.
Hurts like fuck but looks good.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:40, Reply)

100!
Woo!
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:40, Reply)

al
You've already snorted my internet heroin in this thread, so that fucked.

I could try, but I don't think I could take it seriously.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:41, Reply)

@BGB
Thought about the earlobe stretching but think that would be the only thing I would regret when I was older.
The fella who did my tatts stretched his to the point of breaking so he just had them snipped and they hang down in strands.

Been looking into eyeball tattoos but hhmmm.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Al...
I'll just stick my tongue in your ear...
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:43, Reply)

@BK
As long as you don't go too big, they shrink back down. I've gone up to 12mm and taken them out. They go back pretty much as they were. I've stretched back to 12mm and will leave it at that size.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:45, Reply)

BK
Have you considered this?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:46, Reply)

@al
I would generally always go for the takeaway, but is it a good idea if you feel awful?

Is it really?

I didn't think so.

So yeah, go for the takeaway.

edit - @MM: could you get your links to open in a new page please. Simply include the bold bit.

{a href="An address here" target="_blank"}Text{/a}
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:46, Reply)

Takeaway
Lemon chicken and special friend rice FTW

EDIT: Special friend rice?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:47, Reply)

@MM
Oooh!

That looks really odd. I don't think I would consider it though.

*edit* @BGB
I think I'll stick with the lip; my mind may change again though.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:49, Reply)

BK
I thought I was being clever...

But if you alt and click, it done make a new page

EDIT: ah, will do.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:49, Reply)

@BK
I got a labret done ages ago but it kept irritating my gums so I had it taken out but I would love a lip piercing. My boss just about tolerates the ones I have now.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:53, Reply)

al
You, sir, are a cunt.

BK_ I know. It's a bit eeeww really.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:53, Reply)

@BGB
He tolerates the nips?

What do you do for a living?

@al
I fall for that every fucking time.

*edit* I can imagine it being so uncomfortable to get done.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:54, Reply)

@BK
Why do you think that my boss knows about my nipple piercings. It is something that can be hidden.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:58, Reply)

@BGB
Sorry, I was being silly!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:59, Reply)

Meh
Have you seen this one

PoD, I tried, but my brain is spasticated
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:02, Reply)

@al
Yup, that's what I was jokingly implying. Must have sounded wrong. Woops!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:02, Reply)

Heroin and topless bars?
Sounds like the perfect night in!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:02, Reply)

Pfft...
That's nothing MM...

How about this one? wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Subincision
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:03, Reply)

....
this FTW
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:05, Reply)

WUAAARGHHUUARRGH!
WhydidIclickthatwhydidIclickthat??

I have learnt about something I never wanted to know about tonight.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:06, Reply)

*agrees*
Blimey!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:06, Reply)

Yeah...
It stings a little at first, but you get used to it.
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Why, oh why?
Look what my lovely thread has descended into!!

It's shocking, I tells ya.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:08, Reply)

I have never
wanted any part of me pierced and i was unlucky enough to catch upon the conversation just now AND CLICKED ON THAT LINK!

That's just wrong.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Right.
I am off to reheat some chicken.

Play nice x
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:09, Reply)

*grins*
Wonderful stuff.
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:10, Reply)

Anyway, that's nothing compared to
This. How painful!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:12, Reply)

Too slow DiT
al beat you to it.

Anyway, I'm away out.

Big hellos and hope it went well to ancrenne when she undoubtedly reappears.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:13, Reply)

Cheers al!
I would have clicked again.

Later PoD!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:14, Reply)

Damn!
:(
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:14, Reply)

It's all gone
very quiet has it not?

*watches tumbleweed*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:26, Reply)

Yeah...
It's 'cos you turned up...
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:27, Reply)

Quite possibly, Kaol
I have that effect on people.

I like to think it's my awesome personality. But I probably need to change my deodorant or something.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:29, Reply)

Hmm...
I dunno, maybe give away free alcohol?
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:30, Reply)

I'm here.
I'm just waiting for everyone to stop posting links to 'I like horses'.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:32, Reply)

Good bath, BGB?
And was the wine to your satisfaction?

@Kaol - I can do a virtual red wine if you're interested.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:35, Reply)

Duh!
I like kittens out of all the animals.

@K2K6 - I'm all clean and sparkly and a little bit squiffy.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:36, Reply)

@K2k6
Can you do a virtual coffee?
I've just realised I've run out of milk:(
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:36, Reply)

Kittens
and cats therefrom would figure highly in my list of animals, I must say.

Virtual coffee, BK? Well, I don't drink it myself, but I dare say I could knock up a cup for you.

Full fat milk only though. I don't drink the bastardised stuff.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:39, Reply)

@K2k6
Fine by me!

@al
I can't drink it black, too bitter.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:40, Reply)

*pours coffee*
*adds milk*

*hands to BK*

Help yourself to sugar as required.

Anyone else?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:41, Reply)

Just got back.
I was out at the research center for the company for the past few hours, checking out a machine we make that uses UV light to sanitize water.

And I'll be going home in about a half hour...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:42, Reply)

Red diesel
would come in quite handy. I spent over £88 filling my car with the other sort yesterday.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:42, Reply)

@K2K6
Need more wine.....must have more wine.....
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:43, Reply)

Red Diesel
1 glass of cider
1 measure if blackcurrent cordial
1 (or more) shot of vodka

Mix.
Enjoy.
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:44, Reply)

Hi Loon
A guy I used to work beside attempted to use short wavelength (248nm) UV to sterilise milk. But despite being able to produce huge UV flux from his excimer lamps, it didn't work, as the absorption was far too great. Even a thin film of milk absorbed too much.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:45, Reply)

^^Kaol
That sounds nice - Yum!
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:46, Reply)

It is!
It's also what made me sick that night.
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:47, Reply)

@BGB
Give's your glass then!

I'll fill it with fine virtual Shiraz.

@al - Isopropanol and non-linting tissue works well to remove greasy deposits from keyboards. But you need to follow that with another tissue dipped in water (perhaps with a drop of detergent) to remove water soluble crud too.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:48, Reply)

@K2K6
*Passes glass*

Don't be shy with the bottle, fill her up.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:53, Reply)

*dispenses wine to BGB*
There you go.

*looks at half empty bottle*

That's quite a big glass you have there, BGB...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:54, Reply)

@K2K6
I'm a big girl so I need a big glass.

Toothbrush and water with a bit of detergent.

Does the trick.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 21:56, Reply)

I'm now playing
with street view in Google Earth.

What fun. I'm in Chicago at the moment (virtually at least).
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:10, Reply)

Good evening everyone.
If we're going to get drunk in front of our computers, why don't we organise a virtual bash so we can get many drunk b3tans online at once.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:15, Reply)

Because that'd be sad, Spakka :p
It's all about the sporadic drunkenness
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:16, Reply)

Someone pass me the brain bleach
it's going to take quite a bit to get rid of some of those images

*goes back to look*

Oh dear god no.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:18, Reply)

Indeed Becky
It's not worth it! Don't click again.

Night all. I'm off to bed.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:21, Reply)

@ K2k6
The system we're using is for wastewater treatment- the final stage before dumping the water from the sewage treatment plant is to kill any nasties that live in the water, either by chemicals (clorine) or radiation (UV). The water is relatively clear, so passing it between UV tubes that are four inches apart seems to do the trick.

Apparently the UV is so intense that over time it breaks down the glass tubes. O_o
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:26, Reply)

S'up al
shame you can't make it to the next mini bash :(

I'm feeling full of happies as it's almost the weekend and then my week of filing will be over. Well that and the fact that it'll be the weekend which is definitely something to look forward to :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:30, Reply)

@becky
Awful isn't it?
I didn't think there was much in the way of body mods that would make me feel queasy but *ick*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:30, Reply)

BK
Bearing in mind that I worked with a girl who regularly attended parties where she would suspend herself on hooks and get all her tats and piercings out in the staffroom while I was eating my lunch, yeah the last one was a bit offputting.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:33, Reply)

I am back
and I have sorbet, beer and fags.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:34, Reply)

Evenin A.
Behind the sofa?

How did the meeting go?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:37, Reply)

@becky
Yeah, I knew someone who was into the suspension thing.
I'm not adverse to bits of metal through my flesh, but not carving up BK Jr!

@ancrenne
Evening!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:38, Reply)

Hi A
How did your presentation go me dear?

Hey MM, *steals sorbet*

Good plan BK ,)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:40, Reply)

Sorry bex
the dog has already destroyed what was left of the sorbet container.

EDIT: ancrenne- go through every pocket. I often stick mine in a pair of jeans and then forget about it.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:46, Reply)

Check
all your handbags and general stuff bags. My oyster card is usually found in one of them.

Edit: Damn, was looking forward to that.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:46, Reply)

@beckx
Was whe hung up from the ceiling with the hooks hooking rings she had all over her body?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:48, Reply)

No
just the ones she had in her back.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_(body_modification)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:51, Reply)

I have to get this out of my system....
SPAKKAMAN!

SPAKKAMAN!

RUNS AS FAST AS A SPAKKA CAN!
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:52, Reply)

Ooooooooh
I know what TRL looks like. Just saw pictures of him on facebook :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:59, Reply)

GAH
All you Facebook people..
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:01, Reply)

Damn you kids and your web 2.0 facebooks
Web 1.0 FTW!
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:19, Reply)

I wouldn't know
I don't have facebook.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:20, Reply)

* runs fast to MM *
* walkman in hand *

So how's your lovely ipod doing?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:20, Reply)

Oh fantastic
pining though... there just seems to be something...missing
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:22, Reply)

Sure he does
add the right people and you can get different photos of people :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:23, Reply)

@MM
Your ipod's in for a treat tonight. My Walkman is ready to show it's Dolby.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:25, Reply)

spakkapants
I thought you were a self confessed geek?

EDIT: ooooooooh, Dolby. If you like, I can connect you up to my Tannoy dual-concentric speakers...
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:26, Reply)

Meh
Night ancrenne. It would appear that most people have already done the same thing anyway...
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:36, Reply)

Not me!
ooooooOOOOOOO0000000OOOOOOOoooooooo
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:37, Reply)

I'm heading off to bed too
Got a late start tomorrow, but lots to do in the morning.

Night all x
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:39, Reply)

.
@MM: My geekiness is but just one part of me (although it's probably the biggest).

Mmmm... Tannoy dual-concentric speakers... My power levels are going all wibbly thinking about it (either that or my battery is dieing).
My Walkman shall play it's finest chrome tape and can make music together with the speakers.

@ancrenne: Maybe it's part of the zero-balance game of luck. The bad luck of you losing your rail card compensates for the good luck you got in your meeting.

Catch ya later.

EDIT: Night beckx
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:39, Reply)

200!
Yes!
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:41, Reply)

spakkapants
You should hear them. They make me weak at the knees.

Kaol, where have you been young man?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:42, Reply)

Masturbating to pictures
Of that dog you posted.
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:43, Reply)

okay...
That's not something I have a problem with.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:45, Reply)

Cool.
You bringing the lovely young thing to the mini-bash?
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:45, Reply)

Yep
You can wank on her properly then
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:47, Reply)

Good stuff
I look forward to it.
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Cawl, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:50, Reply)

It's all gone a bit quiet in here
Is it me?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:52, Reply)

Yes
It is you.

I am returned. Anything interesting been happening?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:53, Reply)

Nope.
Nothing.

At all.

*bored*
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:54, Reply)

Welcome back POD
@MM:
Yes, they sound lovely. And with my Dolby reducing the noise, the speakers reproduce the sound crisply.

Hmmm... spakkapants. Perhaps a certain pants-specialist can make me a special pair of 'spakkapants'.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:55, Reply)

Hmm...
you should ask her.

Ideally it should involve a superman logo
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:57, Reply)

Good to know I haven't missed anything
Although I appear to have missed miss 'crenne.

How come when people say they'll email you, they then actually don't seem to bother?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:58, Reply)

Right.
I'm off. Enjoy.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 23:58, Reply)

I'm off too
Gotta get my stuff together.
I'll be online in the morning, then... Monday morning.
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Cawl, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:03, Reply)

g'night Kaol & MM
@POD: They're just messing with our heads.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:10, Reply)

It really annoys me
I've been trying to get in touch with this person for 3 days, finally got them on the phone, and they said the stuff would get emailed today. And it hasn't.

Argh.

Night dudes and dudettes who are leaving.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:12, Reply)

.
I just phoned a company that e-mailed me last friday saying they were interested in my CV but wouldn't give a date for an interview. I'm trying to work out which date I'll be in London and unless I know if they can interview me, my plans are all up in the air.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:18, Reply)

Well that sucks
I hate when you have to deal with other people, it just never seems to go well. I have concluded recently that most other people are useless.

So far, my theory stands.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:21, Reply)

With the emphasis on most of course
But us QOTWers are lovely.

I'm at the point of trying to get them to make up their minds without appearing to be too pushy.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:25, Reply)

Most
So people at work, people at uni, general other people I'm forced to come into contact with.

I should probably go sleep now, work in the morning. Make sure to lock up properly when you go.

I'll reappear in the morning.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:29, Reply)

G'night POD
EDIT: And now, I will sleep too.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:31, Reply)

It's fairly obvious, as it's only two posts up
but we're here this morning.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 8:56, Reply)

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