out roughly up the gary


Morning.
So far today I have managed to get the bins out, do some selling, and throw my back into spasm.

That'll be the rest of the fucking day shot then. Arses.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:18, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh dear
Voltarol Emulgel is your friend here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Ooh. I think I might have some Ibuleve somewhere.
Shame I can't move enough to go look. I've taken a handful of codeine though, so expect to see me making less sense3 than usual in a few hours.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Voltarol is the fucking daddy when my back is fucked

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)

did you sell some bunty's?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)

bunty's what?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)

b c

t+ h
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Convoluted.
6/10
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)

dirty knickers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)

SHOULD HAVE STAYED ABOUT FROM THEM

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)

^sage advice^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)

But it's where I get my best stock!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I use chicken and veg

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I keep some diazepam around the house for when my back goes spastic on me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)

hmmm
The mother-in-law has vast amounts of morphine available at the moment that she isn't taking
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Can I have some?
Morphine is fucking excellent stuff.

Actually, I bet Gonz would send me some for a titgaz.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I think I still have some tramadol somewhere as well.
but I can't take that. Makes me sick as a whatsit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I've got two fists full of man the fuck up you can have if you want.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I keep a bag of weed in the house for most ailments.
It's pretty good for when you're not unwell too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Never tried it.
Knowing my luck, I'd probably be the one who completely spazzes out on it and ends up as a warning tale on the news.

LeahBettslol
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)

All Betts are off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)

would you like a back rub?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)

That's awfully kind of you, Winders.
But I doubt even Mr Tickle's arms would be long enough to reach me from where you are.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)

what?
Hiding at the back of your wardrobe
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Move over, there's a good chap
I'm on the vinegars here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)