Terrible news
Little tangle is too poorly to go to his piano lesson, so I can't go to the pub.
This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone on here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:47, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I feel your pain
I can't drink at the moment as at any time I might have to jump in the car and drive to Yorskhire :o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Has BGB given you notice that she might be feeling horny at any minute?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Yep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)

*dadlols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Is that really true?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)

who cares?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

don't let that get in the way of a good rumour.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I'm going to the pub if that's any comfort

( Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Southern comfort
Northern woe
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Are they saying it's this weekend now?
Sympathy hugs for your missus. And not just because she's married to you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Not sure
She wasn't supposed to make it to Wednesday but she is still here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Typical mother in law.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I'm now making a massive pot of soup to take down tonight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:06, Reply)

With arsenic in it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Bullets

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)

I don't think bullets kill you by drinking them.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:08, Reply)

FFS
Lead poisoning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Alright, don't shout.
I'm fragile.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:09, Reply)

I once bought a chorizo from Waitrose and it didn't have a very strong flavour so I had to add my own smoked paprika.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Oh man
Are you OK?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I don't know. It was pretty tough.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)

I'm sending you virtual hugz bbz xxxx

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)

:(
you'll get through it xxx
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)

stae strong hun xx

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Im hear 4 u xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)

We can console each other by hugging for slightly too long.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)

I bought some oysters once and kept them for too long and had to throw them out

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I do that with vegetables.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

What have you done with Buscuits Photo?
That always cheers me up
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Yeah, his face has that effect on me too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I don't buy vegetables
They just grow in places
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Why can't you just chain him up outside?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)