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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've just made a cup of tea in order to be able to consider this question properly
And it appears that the sad answer is "what to type here"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:22, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
My tonic is FLAT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I ran out of tonic the other day.
Had to drink neat gin.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I feel your pain, bruvver.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)
And what are the government doing for the likes of us, eh?
Nothing. That's what.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)
We are the squeezed middle. With no facking tonic!
(well I'm not but you get my point)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)
you're the expanded middle from what I hear

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjzvWJSASLU
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I'm not sure these black fellows understand REAL problems.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)
lazy motherfuckers to a man

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)
individual cans or bottles are the only way to go

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I like those little cans of pre-mixed drinks.
Best way to enjoy a Margarita, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)
pleb

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)
He's joking you spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Is he?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Of course I fucking am.
Do I fucking look like Pat fucking Butcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)
With that cardi?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Fuck off
that cardy's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
then why won't you post a picture so we can all enjoy it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:40, Reply)
OK, fine.
Prepare to be amazed
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I...I don't actually know what to say
It looks like a piss soaked old man would be wearing it when he dies alone and is eaten by his cats
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)
:(
I thought we were bros
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)
we are, that's why I'm helping you here
burn it and never look back
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)
NEVER

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)
you've taken down the link

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)
you've taken down the link

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I've taken down the link

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)
What happened to the link?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)
oh man
why did i miss the linky fun?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)
He's taken down the link.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)
yeah well, shiut up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
*shiuts up*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:38, Reply)
mind you them gin and tonics in a can are perfect for train journeys

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)
So is a half bottle of gin and bottle of tonic.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
haha yeh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)
If you empty out some of the tonic you can put the gin right in there
"Take TWO bottles into the train? Not me!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)
might as well just buy a bottle of cider

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I like the little cans but need two or three because of the size of the gin and glass.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)
i like a large gin as well, saves on trips to the kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Fuck that, I don't want a load of melted ice diluting my gin.
I thought you had a wife?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)
i do however:
1: I wouldn't trust her to make a good one
2: she wouldn't do it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)
sometimes I wonder why i married her

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Because she told you to?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
hahahahaha
it's funny cos it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Ice?
Where d'you think you are? The fucking Ritz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:38, Reply)
i've got a packet of ritz biscuits at home if that helps?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)
That's high end cuisine to Covvos.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I want a wedge of lime in it and all
Don't try and fob me off with a limp slice of lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I told you
You'll get nothing limp from me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)
It's Pavlovian for you public schoolboys, isn't it?
Nakers mentions a packet of biscuits and you're standing to attention, ready to go.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)
i like pavlova

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)
She was a great dancer.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)
rampaging gout has left stunner with a permanent urea crystal formed boner
it's like a fleshy stalagtite/mite
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I bet you drink yours out of a fucking organic clog

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)
It's a handmade Peruvian moccasin ACSHERLY

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)

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