Anybody still here?
Why does nobody hang around after 5 to entertain me? You're all very selfish.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:02, 99 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I was gonna stay,
But I've found some stuff to do on the upstairs bar, so I'll be off.
Have a great evening Kroney.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)

Is it drinking?
It's drinking, isn't it? Or murdering.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:06, Reply)

upstairs bar would be a terrible euphemism for breasts

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 May 2013, 18:11, Reply)

Replying to glued eel at the top of the thread with a dancing cartoon here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 May 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Because you smell of garlic.
I'll be here for another hour I reckon. If you write something really interesting I might respond.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:05, Reply)

i've got a sickening headache/migraine thing like you wouldn't believe this afternoon
but have to go to my friend's birthday dinner, when i feel like collapsing on the floor and crying with a tonne of paracetamol and a cooled lavender scented pillow :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:11, Reply)

It's your own fault really.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:15, Reply)

why??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:21, Reply)

For being such a horrific human being and betraying the sisterhood by turning on Battereds poor wife.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:27, Reply)

What you need is a hearty meat pie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:17, Reply)

From Greggs?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 May 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Perhaps not, eh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:27, Reply)

with some red wine and some donkalicious D&B

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 May 2013, 18:11, Reply)

What a gash day I've had

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Tell your pal K-Dogg aaaall about it.
My hangover's gone, btw. I know you'll be happy to hear it.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:20, Reply)

Mine too, but I am lolling it up with Stunsie later so this is only temporary

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:22, Reply)

It's been toss.
Only one full time assistant in my office. I've had to work, K-Dogg. Work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:29, Reply)

ET'S EN ITE-REAGE

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:31, Reply)

UT FOCKEN UZ MEAGHT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Let's take a moment out to relive this moment of classic internet.
b3ta.com/questions/desperatetimes/post99526
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 May 2013, 18:02, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 18:24, Reply)

That was a thing what I wrote

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 19:00, Reply)

How much gash have you seen?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:21, Reply)

I've been knee-deep in it m8,
knee deep.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:22, Reply)

I'm gonna tell Lusty you think she's loose.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:23, Reply)

No no, you don't understand...I.....I-I....em..ah
oh shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:27, Reply)

You're in serious trub trubs mate.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:31, Reply)

I don't suppose you're looking for a lodger, immediate start, are ya?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:33, Reply)

It's a win win for all concerned really.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:33, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)

If it helps, you could probably get me into your financial situation by pointing out niche food products.
What's the next big thing? Anything deep fried?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Wanna open up a chip parlour that sales all the dust-flavourings you can get with crisps?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:43, Reply)

yeah go on

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 18:24, Reply)

We've just moved the baby into the spare room.
But if you don't mind sleeping under her cot, then yeah, go for it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Haha, I can just picture [insert comedy b3tan nonce, but not SM, he rocks] turning up at your house in stilts and a comedy 80s rock'n'roll long-hair wig thats been thinned out and a t-shirt from some band i've never heard of.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:51, Reply)

TBH I need to move fast - I'll take it, see you about 8

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:51, Reply)

Word to the wise Monty old boy
But if you've got your knee in there, you're probably doing it wrong.

HTH xx
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 May 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Se'sly?
I did wonder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Big run up, head first. Them's the rules.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 May 2013, 17:33, Reply)

NOW you tell me, fucks sake where were you earlier?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)

With my head stuck up some bird's clopper
Tricky to internet from there, I can tell you.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 May 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Fair enough I spose

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:39, Reply)

He writes a lot of those "what women REALLY want" columns in FHM and the like

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Yeah?
Well fuck you.

Afternoon. Are you still dying?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 May 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Nope, I've totally heroed my way out of it.

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:26, Reply)

You're so manly.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 May 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Well, one doesn't like to blow one's own trumpet, what?

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)

I'm sure most men would if they could, though.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 May 2013, 17:35, Reply)

My insides are totally Paulied, though
Absolutely Gonzoed.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Pauly plops

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Worst of all the plops

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Yo b-diddley. YO.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Sup.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Steady ballin,' G money.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Trust.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 May 2013, 17:39, Reply)

I don't know how you all manage to have such fruitful conversations at work.
I struggle to check in at all to browse the conversations.

Set of work shy bastards! :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:35, Reply)

You're the most 'fruitful' one on here LOL!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:37, Reply)

That's funny because GJ is a woofter!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 May 2013, 17:41, Reply)

:(
My boss at work says Im quite homophobic for a homo.

I agree.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:41, Reply)

I used to work with a chutney like you.
He used to say 'I'm a homosexual but I cannot stand 'gays''. Just because he had the same sexual orientation as those 'hot pants and Kylie' spastics did not mean he had to like them. I spose the equivalent is me being straight and not wanting hang around with a load of Essex TRULAD aftershave boys.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:54, Reply)

That's nail on the head. It's the over the top stereotype that has me riled.
My mate sent me a pic from Gran Canaria Pride. Was wall to wall gay soup.

I'd rather have a leg off.

I mean I do have friends who are naturally effeminate and that's fine, but nonsense like that Louis Spence prick isn't needed.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:57, Reply)

There is just no reason for Louie Spence, full stop.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 May 2013, 17:58, Reply)

innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:58, Reply)

ironically we're the most effcient people in Britain
aside from Chompy and capt placid of course, who are just effcient enough to get "their" work done by 5:00pm
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:39, Reply)

I mostly post when I'm on the can.
I've been posting a lot today.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 17:40, Reply)

:(
I had to do lots of worky type stuff today, SNOTFAIR I TELL YA
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 19:08, Reply)

I had an afternoon of work best described as 'prolix'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 19:12, Reply)

I think the word you are looking for is.......
Prolapsed
Poor Grace
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 19:21, Reply)

nope, my paid employment doesn't involve hamsters.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 19:35, Reply)

it is brighton versus crystal palace on the television

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:14, Reply)

what a fucking depressing sentance

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:21, Reply)

haha because its football right

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:23, Reply)