i'll save you, off-topic
so angie's tits have been done, but what about yours? ever had any elective surgery? what stops you?

alt: who is the worst human being in the World?

altalt: who is the best?

altaltalt: orange juice: with pulp or without?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:15, 67 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

SuperMatt, to all questions

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Circumcision was elective, but needed
Alt: If they were alive, I'd say Mengele or Goethe. Kermit Gosnell seems a bit of a nasty fucker, though.

AltAlt: Nathan Fillion.

AltAltAlt: Without, with is fucking vile.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Ewww, dude!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I know, right?
Orange juice without bits is fucking rank. This guy knows nothing.
( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)

What?
You're worse than Hitler, you are.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Freshly aqueezing juice is fucking nom
though a right pain in the arse
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Don't use your arse for it, then.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)

that stuff with bits in should be illegal
they make me want to heave.

even worse if you're a bloke with a beard. imagine all those juicy bits of pulp getting stuck in your rank ginger face muff.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I've almost perfected drinking from a glass without getting it all in my beard now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

It's almost as though she expects everybody else also
consumes food by troughing it face down in a bowl.
( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

i've seen you eat
i know the score

like a dog troughing hot chips
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

My table manners are impeccable.

( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)

No, I haven't.
I'm worried that if I have any of my minor flaws fixed, I'll become too perfect. As it is, I barely manage to keep under the radar of the press who're constantly after the next great heart throb. Should I correct what few flaws I have it'd knock back the advancement of science three hundred years as the public become convinced that a genuine god walks amongst them.

I just couldn't take it.

alt: Jeremy Kyle, although Mugabe isn't far behind.
( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)

You don't get a 15 year old bird if you are hideous.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)

U'D KNO

( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)

actually that's not true
they don't know any better at that age
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I would say that all surgery I have previously undergone has been elective.
Alt: Monty "Mix Tapes" Boyce. SWIPE
Altalt: It's a tie between the two little tangles.
Altaltalt: I think they are probably better as separate bands.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I had 8" taken off my cock because I was sick of accidentally killing supermodels with it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)

That'll be the AIDS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Yeah, "accidentally".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

He calls it "Sutcliffe"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

chortle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)

did you know you can get an outdoor smoker for £89.95?
www.forfoodsmokers.co.uk/acatalog/Brinkmann_Smoke_n_Grill_-_.html

I wish I had a garden :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

You had a sex change then?
Alright Montina.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Laser eye surgery
Fucking best cash I've spent.

Alt:
David Bowie

AltAlt:
Mrs Cow - lol jk, its clearly Kylie

AltAltAlt:
Either
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Until your eyes go on the wonk again, anyway.

( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)

The bonk-eyed flid.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Hey, I LIKE looking at both sides of my nose at the same time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Better than 20/20 vision and has been for 10 years now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)

OK, what am I holding up?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Too easy - it's your penis again, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)

the evolution of the human race?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)

hahaha this deserves credit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I'm wasted on these fools

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

fools recreationals
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

10/10

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Oh yes

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)

The deadwood stage.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Monty's progression?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

my fucking what now?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Progression, bitch tits.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

A satirical mirror to prudish British sexuality?

( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

everyone's enjoyment of an otherwise excellent thread?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

The correct answer can only be:
Your flaccid microcock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)

that's your answer to everything
EVERYTHING
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Yeah, whatever Buster Keaton.

( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I always wanted laser eyes
Ptoooo ptooooo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I've had butt implants and a nose job

( Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I fucking bet you've had butt implants
With a massive carrot
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Darth is a very gentle lover

( Peej, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

*Fucks that shit*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Fucks sake swipe - dumps another thread and then fucks off
I'm changing my alt answer to you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

She's all about the dumping

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)

+on the chest

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

FFS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

This is an abbreviation of the phrase "for fucks sake"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

*smirk*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

"elective" in the sense of "you can have this reconstructive surgery, or you can be fucked for life"
then yes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

hockey is darwinism in action, darling
i was thinking more along the lines of penis enlargement or a boob job or hair plugs or a nose job...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Everything you've had, then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

just because even my tiny clit
is bigger than your tiny cock is no need to tell the internet about it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

*cough*silverback's knuckle*cough*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

*cough*grenade gone off in a sea urchin*cough*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

you two are terrible excuses for human beings
you are the answer to the alt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)

I've done a new thread you cunts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

it sucks like your arse when it walks past a black man's cock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)