i was beset by chuggers on my lunchbreak
The 3rd one I dismissed without looking then accosted me saying"but don't you want to save the NHS?"...I told him I have private health insurance so it doesn't bother me all that much.

He looked like I'd pulled a turd out of my arse and slapped him around the face with it.

I walked away.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:00, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

CSB

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)

CMB

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Nice work bullingdon
You showed that dirty prole
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSSS
CHALK ONE UP FOR THE NAKESTER
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

What actually happened is he shuffled around and was embarrassed into signing up,
but he's going to cancel the direct debit before his wife finds out.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

akshully I'm very good at dealing with these bellends
and I don't think he wanted money, I don't actually know what he wanted tbh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)

NAKERS ONE - CHUGGERS NIL!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I'm so proud of you!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

thought you might be
you should have seen this gangly prick with his long hair and "leaflets"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

the NHS is begging on the street now?
i would say it's someone they sacked, but... public sector innit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

He should have been able to tell you had private health insurance just by looking at you.
You look like Hugh Grant's floppier haired brother.
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

my hair is not floppy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

oh strikethrough
where art thou
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

tell it to Guy Pelly, Fogesy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)

low blow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Is this a Battered BJ reference?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)

"Oh, sorry bro, I'm with BUPA, yah?
"I like them because they give me a cup of coffee when I got my appendix out, yah? And my friend Jocasta said they were jolly decent about getting her granny cremated, yah?"
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Ape to a T

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Sorry I meant tied to a tree

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)

PG Tips lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I organised my coffee enema for a saturday afternoon while I took my baby daughter to her tutors.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)

That'll Costa

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)

That's not what I heard.
I heard The Baroness had to take the sprog because it was too far for you to travel.
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)

She got a free bottle of milk though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Didn't poppet have na enema with her mum?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)

WHAT?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)

yeah they pump one full of water then connect them by a hose so the effulent washes back and forth
more efficient that way
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)

That made me a little mouthsick...
The worst bit was it was back into my coffee. thanks
(socynicalsohip, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)

success!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)

do they go on some sort of enema see-saw to get it to go back and forth

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)

they have people sit on their stomachs to force it out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)