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Well I was so appalled by Monty's pronunciation of garage that I had to leave work early.
Sitting in the sunshine, by my garridge, drinking a beer.
Cheers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:48,
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latest was 12 years ago)
god I hate you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:49,
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picking on the divine now are we?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:50,
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:)
If it's any consolation, it's a fairly mediocre IPA.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:50,
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Green King?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:55,
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that is one of the titles he goes by in his Wicca circles
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:56,
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That's the one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:59,
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i hope you choke on it
and then refuse medical attention because it's against your beliefs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:03,
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It's alright
but it's definitely the last IPA I would choose.
I seem to be unable to walk into a pub these days without finding a superb IPA.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:03,
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Come to Ireland
You'll be able to go into almost every pub without finding a superb IPA
You'll have your choice of Guinness, Murphys, Heineken, Coors Light and Budweiser though.
Mm
Mm
Delish.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:05,
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Yeah, there's a lot of good small breweries doing great IPAs at the moment.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:05,
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i find good IPAs all over the place, both in pubs and shops
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:10,
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Have you got one right now?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:13,
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I have plum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:14,
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It's no consolation whatsoever.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:55,
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Yup, soz - none here either
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:11,
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It's pissing it down here and I ain't gonna be getting a drink in me until AT LEAST Sunday
Think about us poor lot
think
About me
When you finish off that beer
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:55,
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All of those dried pulses have made him SO SELFISH
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:57,
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There's a reason QUORN rhymes with SCORN
and also QUINOA rhymes with WHO THE FUCK KNOWS HOW TO PRONOUNCE THAT, SERIOUSLY
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:59,
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The fun thing about quinoa is that all these hippie vegetarian hemp wranglers
that're eating it thinking that they're saving the world are actually just causing a bunch of South Americans to starve to death.
lol
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Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:04,
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See that's ok
They'll leave behind lots of gold
We can always find a use for gold
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:07,
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cf soya
The demand for soya is fucking things up bad-style man
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:12,
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Good job the meat industry has never caused any problems.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:15,
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^YURT-TALK
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:34,
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KEEN-WAH I think. Fuckin yurt-talk for MASSIVE POOFTER
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:11,
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What they need is a fucking great big steak
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Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:14,
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I know I do
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:15,
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Never mind
I'm sure that after the next 40 long minutes at work with nobody posting on here for the last bit and then an hour commute home there'll be a delicious steak waiting for you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:22,
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I read it was part of the incan diet
Yeah with loads of human hearts and that, not on its own, like these grass chewing pricks
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:15,
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Yes, that is how the revolting stuff is pronounced.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:25,
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One of the benefits of living in a backwards third world country means we ain't got that nonsense over here yet
I don't think we've even got vegetarians yet
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:26,
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One of the disadvantages of living in London means there is far too much of that sort of poncy stuff.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:28,
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Yeah but you also have infinite nice pubs and loads of people and new people and things to do
We have a butter museum
A
BUTTER
MUSEUM
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:29,
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Wowzer
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:31,
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To be fair I haven't been
It could be amazing
The finale might be getting your willy all buttered up and then popping it in and out of a cleavage like a hyperactive saveloy
Doubt it though
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:32,
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I have heard that Cork Gin is nice. Is this correct?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:34,
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Not had any
I didn't even know that was a thing
I'll check it out and get back to you, I like gin
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:36,
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I've been told it is sweeter than standard gin & best served with lime.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:39,
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+rick
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 May 2013, 18:31,
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