Well the problem I have is that pretty much everyone is awful
I can't go anywhere without becoming quite annoyed at how shit everyone is.

Either in the REAL WORLD or on the INTERNET

EVERYONE IS SHIT

Apart from nice ladies with good boobies, I like them.

alt: my mum likes everyone, she's the kind of woman who can't bring herself to say she doesn't like someone.

Altalt: FoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOd
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:54, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I also like the gays because they don't try to put their winkies in the nice ladies with good boobies

( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

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( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

People are annoying like.
Our three lifts at work have no intelligence chips and therefore all three go to whatever floor is pressed. Every time I'm in a lift someone is moaning about it.
I want to stab them right between the eyes.

Mind, thanks to this I do take the stairs more.

And people who get it to the first floor.
What cunts.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

The worst thing in my life is the self service tills in Tesco
No-one knows how to use them, so they're either bleating for help, or stood there daydreaming as four of them are free.

I'm worried I'm gonna get a smack cos I've started gesturing madly behind them to urge them forward.

Haha my life is so petty and shit
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I've never had issue with them myself
Im always waiting for a very old person who has no concept of technology or a student with a trolley full.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)

I don't get self service tills
Presumably the idea is to employ less checkout monkeys, but it takes as many to man them because people are fuckwits and the tills are shit, so defeating the object, surely?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Ours only has one helper monkey per 8 tills
But one's always broken and a black man's fiddling with it
The tills
not a helpermonkey
this post has gone awful racist :(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)

They work fine as long as you're not buying booze, or buying shit that you need to weigh.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Nah booze is ok cos a woman goes up and presses the CLEARLY OVER 25 button and then you feel sad
But that's what the booze is for
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I've never had a problem buying booze or weighing things on them.
Just politely ask the nice lady to come over and put her code in, remember the code in that shop, do it yourself next time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Not all of us are autie wizards

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I prefer them.
Hate making smalltalk. I normally dot about with music in my ears anyway.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I'm listening to some podcasts at the moment and they make me laugh out loud and then everyone looks at me like I'm mad
Doesn't help that I already look like a homeless mental :(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I kind of picture you looking like Phil Spector during his trial.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)

like that but way fatter
pretty much bang on
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Can I touch you again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)

You know, I've found that everybody is pretty shit, too.
Since Nakers has been well rude about my cardigan, do you want to be my new bro?
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I'm sure it's a lovely cardigan
Sure I can bro it up
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Your mum sounds like a nice lady
Does she have good boobies?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Not great, 4/10 probably
Come over and you can have a peek as she's in the sex pool
I mean hot tub
( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)