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Catching UpI was out for a few drinks last night (no hangover) with a few old chums I'd not seen for over a year. What have you caught recently?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:10,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Yellow SCI caught up with a lot of sleep on Sat does that count?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:12,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:27,
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Haw haw hawwww.express.co.uk/news/uk/400772/Mirror-mirror-on-the-wall-who-is-the-sleaziest-of-them-all
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:14,
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My PC does not seem to like that linkHappy Candleday Gonz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:15,
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Alright HH?10 years aye.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:18,
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Thats a good amount of candleage(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:18,
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CockI've missed my 8 year one by 22 days
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:19,
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Are you looking forward to celebrating your six years here in three days?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:21,
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Walk away from the playground Bartleby(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:49,
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Recorded in Coventry, fact fans/ac
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:50,
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Why is curry spicier coming out than going in >_<Every thing is shit and I hate you all xx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:18,
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'cos all the cocks have made your sphincter tender(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:19,
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And Click(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:28,
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I had a lovely curry on Saturday nightBut then when I got back on Sunday everything I'd eaten in May fell out my arse.
Still, at least it waited until I got back.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:26,
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Went up to Shrewsbury on Saturdayand caught up with a couple of mates I haven't seen for aaaaages. Lots of beer and curry and more beer and whisky.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:23,
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Did you pronounce it Shroosbury or Shrowsbury?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:24,
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I was brought up to say the latterbut my friend who lives there says the former.
I mean what's all that about?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:25,
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I'm a Shroosbury leaner(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:26,
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like, you know, "what sort of seeds do shrews bury?"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:27,
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I got caught in traffic yesterdayThen I got caught out by the extortionate entry fee for Wookey Hole.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:23,
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Somerset Somerset forest moon of Cheddar(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:26,
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You mum has hiked up her prices this year(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:31,
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She'll still give you your disabilty discount.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:31,
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Good: my weekend was fucking brilliantBad: I'm even more skint than usual and don't get paid until a week Friday
Meh: work
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:25,
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i am also skint, I've had to loan myself some money(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:31,
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I don't like having to do that, because I don't trust me to pay it back.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:32,
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i've set up the repayment to happen automatically when i get paid at the end of the month(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:33,
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This sounds far too complicated(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:34,
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Good; spent loads of time with my daughter and had an excellent evening with some spastics.
Bad; my foot is still messed up (with hindsight I shouldn't have cut the cast off), so I may have to withdraw from the Great North Run - to painful to train.
Meh; I need to get my website re-done & can't be bothered.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:30,
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I quite like your use of colour on a grey background, it really stands outwww.warwickdavis.co.uk/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:33,
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had the basic internet knowledge of a six year old
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:37,
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FFS all you have to do is google 'put links in html' and copy/paste the code(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:39,
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How to copy nearly anything people post on b3ta.1: Find the post number. eg 1968094
2: Edit one of your own posts www.b3ta.com/questions/edit.php?id=1968126
3: Replace the post number in the URL www.b3ta.com/questions/edit.php?id=1968094
4: Kill yourself.
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Cricket was cancelled due to the monsoon conditions round these partsso I caught up with my housework (see what I did there) on Saturday and as it didn't rain at all yesterday I caught up on some gardening.
Rock and indeed roll.
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Did someone let your bike tyres down?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:38,
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You see they are homophonesYou may have been expecting to be handed some kind of 'weight' with long dimensions, but in fact you were just made to 'wait' for a long time.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:41,
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did someone replace all the insides of your computer with horse intestines?and every time you click your mouse it makes a sound like a distressed shetland
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:41,
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Did they snap your string of onions?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:42,
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At a guesssomeone screen-shot your desktop, removed all your icons and set the screenshot as the background?
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Dont remove ALL the iconsJust most of them. This works better
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:57,
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The lols last longer this waySee also:
Plugging in 2nd mouse
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:06,
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orswapping the mice of two back to back PCs, but leaving them plugged into the original ones.
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Oh man I wish I worked in ITIt sounds well lol
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:12,
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Simple things to make the day go quicker(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:12,
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It's true, Nakers can be very entertaining.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:15,
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I'm disappointed in the lack of response to thisas it combines both IT and French racism
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:05,
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It's good. In a 'mild smirk' way rather than any kind of roffleing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:08,
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did they phone your mother up and tell her you were involved in a horrific workplace accident?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:00,
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Did they make an anonymous call to Yewtree naming you as a nonce?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:03,
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They registered your work address on a mail-order extreme porn site?(, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Yes, that's it. It was someone else.....*looks round nervously*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:06,
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Someone emailed your entire contacts list from your email address, calling them 'paki cunts'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:08,
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Someone changed your password for b3ta, so you are unable to respond to any of these posts?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:11,
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Someone superglued the handset to your phone, so when you tried to berate a caller you twatted yourself in the head?(, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)
He appears to have knocked out all of b3ta(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:29,
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Masking tape covering the laser on the mouse.Phone handset cable unplugged, keyboard unplugged, account locked out, wrist support nicked and hidden, and monitor outputs swapped around.
LOL
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Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:33,
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1: Open services.msc2. Stop TCP/IP NetBIOS Helper
3. LOL
4. LOL
5. Explain to frustrated colleague what you did because they will never work it out on their own.
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Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:42,
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His colleagues all hate him.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:38,
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Of course they realise THIS MEANS WAR
and by war I mean SURRENDER
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:36,
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Could someone please start a new thread and put this one out of its misery?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:40,
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