I just got a haircut
I had to wait over half an hour. But I had already gone in and then left earlier today, so I didn't want to do it again in case they thought I was rude and cut me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:48, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can you not use your razor?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Not on the back of my head.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)

And Lo the mullet was invented

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

When you're perfectly capable of cutting yourself

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Nah, I stopped that about 12 years ago.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)

When I last got my hair cut
I took the afternoon off work and drove to Slough from Uxbridge because there's a place there that cuts my hair exactly how they want to regardless of what I tell them. They do one haircut for men, basically. It just so happens that it's precisely how I like my hair cut.

I had a hell of a shock when I got it cut in Guildford and they did what I asked and it was horrible.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Your'rethe professional you tell me what needs doing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I don't even want to engage in a conversation about how my hair should be cut.
I'm not some sort of bender.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

You have long hair too
so it makes bugger all difference what you have done.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I just want to be able to see again.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I'm not a hair stylist, I don't know what looks good on me :(

( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Black and white striped shirts and onions

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

9 out of 10 young fashionistas
tell me that I look best in chunky cableknit cardigans.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)

You don't always have to listen to the majority

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:01, Reply)

+ whilst giggling uncontrollably into their skinny lattes.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)

not your current cut, beard, glasses and cardigan
hthxx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:02, Reply)

ouch :(
Was that because of the quiff jab? Because it hurt, Nakers, it hurt.
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I really need a haircut
It's getting beyond a joke now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)

yeah me too, but i need a 1/2 price offer to come through or it's too expensive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

What happens when your hair gets too long?
Does your quiff just get taller and taller?
( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

i don't havea quiff, taht's an old photo
but yeah pretty m,uch that what happened
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Whatever, Hugh Grant

( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

millionaire hollywood actor hugh grant?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:03, Reply)

No, $10 prossie suck job Hugh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)

That sounds divine

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:06, Reply)

No, the floppy haired prick that looks like a fresh stroke victim

( Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Johnny Bravololz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:02, Reply)

me too lolololol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:02, Reply)

The last haircut I had was the week before your birthday bash.
It's not dignified on a man of my age.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)