For all you internetters that meet up..
Which one actual flesh and blood person was furthest removed from their online 'persona'?

Alt; Who was as much as a cock in real life as on here?

Altalt: You're idly stroking your scaly-semi through the thin fabric of your week-ripe trousers whilst mentally grasping at the fading fog-funk from the bottle of Chardonnay you downed on the way to work when you think to yourself....Who DID shoot Nice Guy Eddie?

Altaltalt: Peach woes
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:15, 51 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

battered
he's very sweet in person. almost gentlemanly. almost.

alt: nobody. some are worse though...

altalt: wtf?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:21, Reply)

That's the oven glove guy from Sheffield, right?
Sweet, eh? I can believe that.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

i think this mixes up about 3 different posters
none of which is battered
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Er ok, how about lesbian mum divorcee who sleeps till september?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Not one of Carole King's better songs

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)

SuperMatt to all questions esp peach woes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)

well now i'm confused
i thought the OP was you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

It's the old fakenamer which quite successfully confused most of us at one time or another.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Al then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1954024
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I'm not really the 'lol sock account' type

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)

sock account
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Tru dat

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I don't know this one
It's nothing to do with the boomerang lawyer is it?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

It's to do with being a massive fucking nonce who dresses like The Matrix

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)

He knows Kung Fu

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Bear Pookie - Far less racist in real life.
Real answer - Chickenlady.

Alt: The only b3tan I've ever disliked meeting was absolutely shithoused by the time he showed up to the bash, don't even know his username.

AltAlt: Never been a big fan of that film.

AltAltAlt: Considered moving into the country, realised I don't like peaches enough to eat a lot of them, woe.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Alt: sportscow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Alt: Bill

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)

It's like Donald Sutherland succumbing to the inevitable at the end of Don't Look Now

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

He seems to have trouble handling his drink I think

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Monty Boyce
A proper gent, that boy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)

gawd bless ya guvnor

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I miss Quentin.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I've only met me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

actually taht's not true, I've met
Naked Ape
The baby jesus
JCVD
Badmons Dukaz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

The "Z-Team"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)

yeah well I hope you get udder cancer
is your mother in law still hanging on?¬
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Just about, yep
At home now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:43, Reply)

as in, she's at home cos she's getting better
or she's at home to be more comfortable?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Option B
They aren't giving her any treatment apart from oxygen and painkillers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Well best of luck with the fallout

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I heard that they are all Bent Spatics
Apart from Badmons of course, Badmons is nails
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Yeah, he will fuck your shit up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)

So Badmons is just Bent then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)

dammit edited

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

To late I done seen it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)

hmmmm I'd agree with Boyce. He's pretty freaking awesome and far removed from his persona.
Altalt, not sure who nice guy eddie is, but I bet he was secretly a cunt.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)

He's a song by Sleeper
But I suspect our sock uberlord is referring to Chris Penn's character in Resevoir Dogs, notable because daft students frequently debate the "plot flaw" in the final shootout where no-one actually sees who shoots him so Tarantino didn't plan it through properly.

Where in actual fact it's perfectly obvious to anyone with an IQ higher than that of a Golden Retriever that Mr White shoots Nice Guy Eddie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)

I've yet to stub my toe in those murky waters
AltAlt: Mr White fired twice or summat

AltALtALt: Not a fan of peaches
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Not sure really
Noel was a polite thoughtful and kind gentleman but he's like that online, Vippers was smug, TGB was mad, that mental guy whose name I forget was mental, Jeff was a top bloke who didn't kick my head in for being about an hour late. Lusty was very friendly and bouncy.

Alt. All of them

AltAlt Nobody

altaltalt Peaches are fucking shit
( Peej, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)

polite thoughtful and kind gentleman strident racist
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Amorous Badger is actually a lovely chap.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:21, Reply)

hahahahahahAHAHAHAHhahahahahhaHAHAHHAH
and I suppose this wife is slim?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:23, Reply)

No, no she isn't

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)

you all smell nice at least

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)