I suggested on a recent conference call that the customer's faith in us might collapse like New Zealand's top order
#tumbleweed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:45, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

huh?

( Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Le frog cricket non understande

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)

You know the funny thing about calling Kroney French
He's actually from fucking Slough. We're effectively paying him a compliment here.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)

he does look like he's from slough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I am from Guildford.
I lived in Slough for one single, solitary year.

Jesus, shit really does stick doesn't it?
( Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Surry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

did monty take your 'e' as well?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

ys

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Left it on the floor of a public shithouse, eh?
Common mistake.
( Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Dirty shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Let's put it this way
If you had AIDS for "one single, solitary year" it's fair to say the stigma of your poor judgement would follow you around for the rest of your (short) life. And getting AIDS involves less poor judgement than moving to Slough.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Z to the I to the N to the G

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

It was cheap :(
I could live alone.
( Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Only 'cos no-one wanted to live there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:03, Reply)

You know where else is cheap to live alone?
THE FUCKING STREET LIKE A DRUG-ADDLED DISEASE-RIDDEN JEGGINGS-WEARING MUSIC SNOB
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)

what's monty ever done to you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Nothing
This is an extension of a once-popular meme concerning Monty's parlous financial affairs. I'm quite surprised that you need this explaining to you. You're meant to be clever.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)

i get it, don't worrying about Frenchy up there ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Yeah, don't worrying about me, guys!

( Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)

That's because you are a gentleman of sophistication and refinement

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Truly I am

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)

what happens to the 'e' in truly?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Monty takes it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

ver gut

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Ashes predictions
Go
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

4-0

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Pahahahahahahahaha don't be ridiculous Sporters
Do I need a passport to enter your world? Where it doesn't piss it down constantly throughout summer in Britain? Based on the last few years we'll be lucky to get two games completed. England will win both though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:06, Reply)

pffft
Sooner or later the sky will run out of water and that yellow thing will appear once more
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Show your working
Based on previous examples
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:11, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yop62wQH498
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:13, Reply)

This is the wrong place to find people working...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)

30-love

( Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Alex Drake dies.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Major Tom is a junkie

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)

This is most peculiar

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Can you hear me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Speak up deary

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)

3-0

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)

See above
I honestly think that between the weather and the probability of one match in which the Aussies get every stroke of luck going and our batsmen implode, we'll only edge it. 2-1. Anderson is key.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

cool

( Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)