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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Apparently Monty has been "on the go" again in Woolwich
Rumours of beheadings/shootings, the lot

When were you last a news item?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:31, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Yep I just stomped you to say the same
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22630304
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:32, Reply)
shitting hell

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)
twitter pictures show three very dead looking dudes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:42, Reply)
link?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)
All dead

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)
i dunno, I only do twitter on my phone soz
maybe google twitter #woolwich
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)
haha, "twitter"
you gaping fucking horse's cunt
(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)
"twitter"
"on my phone"

I honestly hope you get cancer now
(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Yeah i signed up, but I don't really know how to use it and I've never tweeted anything
are you still sandboxed with your new account?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)
fuck off cunt

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)
oh dear, are you gonna have a breakdown before your L plates even expire?
I'm sure they've kept your bed warm at the asylum
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)
haha, we have a right laugh here don't we

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)
we sure do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Do you have more followers than Battered?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I have 0 followers and have written 0 tweets
I am following 0 people.

this maybe where I going wronfg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Oh man you are best at the twitters
If you keep this up you be a social media expert like that louise mensch
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)
the www will be my oyster

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)
I have never been newsworthy
I ent even been in the newsletter :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)
How dare you?!
South London? Fuck off mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)
I've been to London!
twice!

is it always full of foreigners?
(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Yes.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Yeah blacks everywhere, not like Manchester

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Sorry, I meant *just* like Manchester

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I've never met an albanian

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Neither have I

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Sadly I have
3 bullying men - horrible experience.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)
did they try and make you get a job?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)
ha ha
no- won my car on ebay then would not pay full bid price, very menacing guys, took the money and got shot.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Sounds nasty, I bet they do it all the time as well
did you sell your car to pay for gruel?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)
In Woolwich?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)
...and that's not bloody surprising

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:45, Reply)
woah check 'em

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)
are you saying Frank has only ever met people who have entered his flat?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)
hey look, it's one of those people who knows me but I don't know them

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)
weird innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)
full of darkies innit.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Nah you're thinking of Manchester

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)
I'll let you what I'm not thinking of, and that's Brighton
it has to be the most ethnically non-diverse place in the country.

Amberl will fucking love it there, the big breasted racist that she is.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)
sexually diverse though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I would be willing to bet
that where I live is even less diverse, Lake District
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)
I saw some black people when I was up there earlier in the month

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Black people go around in fields eating grass and making "Baaaaaaa" noises right?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)
oh man, what a zing

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)
that time I killed Lil Wayne

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)
I'm afraid this rather tired story is nowhere near as funny or impressive as you think it is


soz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)
soz, didn't realise you were about to post a better one
go ahead

I'll wait here
(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:45, Reply)
k, bit bored now

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)
go outside
You can do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I doubt his skin has retained the necessary properties for him to survive in "the wild"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Not sure if that birdshit veneer is quite powerful enough

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:00, Reply)
ANOTHER QUALITY BOYCE QUIP FOR THE POPULAR PAGE

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:03, Reply)
oh i get it because you own a parrot!
i just got it.
that is very good, he should write a book.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:25, Reply)
alright, don't get depressed

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:29, Reply)
haha more mental illness jabs, i like that you have a theme, you could write a sitcom!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:32, Reply)
cuddle pants party parteid

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:41, Reply)
thank god you're here

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:42, Reply)
can't have a party without apartheid

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)
alright Ed
I think you and me are the only OT regulars who don't have severe fucking spina bifida
(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)
i just got in from real exercise i dunno if that elevates me to the level of god here that's for you to decide

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:59, Reply)
not sure if attempted suicide counts as exercise tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:02, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA GOOD ONE

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:03, Reply)
it's funny because i tried to kill myself once when i was ill

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:24, Reply)
haha, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:29, Reply)
get it? i did, it's very funny, you should consider writing comedy for a living

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:32, Reply)
I can't say, it's too secret
And I'm too important
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)
fuck off and start your own thread, stop spreading your filthy spina bifida germs round here

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I'LL POST WHERE I LIKE TA
AND HOW DARE YOU TALK DOWN TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)
i've got to ask
what is the spina bifida obsession?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)
just sayin, there's a new thread up

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Momo's got it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)
He finds people that are already "pre-bent" easier to bugger

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)
hahahahahaaaaaahahahaa oh god clickin this one hahahahaaaaa

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:03, Reply)

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