I just ate five oatmeal and raison cookies.
In important shaving news, my shaving brush and almond shaving cream arrived yesterday and the new razor is as amazing as ever. I actively look forward to shaving now.

That is all.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:36, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I may get one of those
Al, you have converted me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Why don't you have a fucking shaving bash.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

You might cut your penis on all the razors.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Good idea!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Seriously, the Edwin Jagger DE89 is the shit bro. I like both Derby and Shark blades.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)

The company's younger than I am! Keep your inept yuppie rubbish away from me.
*Strokes his Gillette Fatboy protectively*
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

+in to a bummer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Have you thought of eloctrolysis?
Or however you spell it? No shaving shenannigans 4eva bro.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Nah, too expensive and painul, plus they can only treat a little area at a time
and I might want to grow a beard in other parts of my face in the future.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)

He did that with his head
Saves a fortune on hair cuts
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Taylors of Old Bond Street is where I make my annual pilgrimages to.
I'm considering buying a shavette.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)

They are tricky and time consuming
ultimately the DE89 gives as good a shave, but with less chance of really cutting your face off.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Oh GREAT
Jilly fucking Goolden's popped in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Wow your life really is fucking dull eh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I've got some new socks!!
Now I set my alarm for 5am so I can admire them for an hour before putting them on!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:43, Reply)

What colour are they Monty
Bet not brown or black. Or yellow.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I went into M&S on Tuesday night.
I picked out half a dozen or so shirts, tried them all one and bought them. I nearly bought new socks, but I don't think I need any.

The man in the changing room said "Well done sir!" when I announced I would buy all the shirts I tried on.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

i got a free measurement for some shirts in M&S once,
the lady said "my, you're an odd shape, I'm not sure any of these shirts will fit you at all"
:(
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 May 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Marks'n'Sparks and BHS, and some years sometimes George.... are the only place who have shirts that fit.
I have two shirts that are over 10 years old now that still fit me well, and have always fitted me well, I can't work that one out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

is it because they are XXXXXXXL?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)

You know in that Sweeny Todd show, where they bleed themselves to make themselves feel all relaxed'n'shit.
What's that all about? You interested in trying that?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)