Yep The antibiotics and alcohol thing is BS most of the time thats why they went out of their way to make it...
Abundantly clear that this particular course and alcohol MUST NOT BE MIXED AT ALL
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

She will only spew up mate
This means that she will be in the perfect position for a vigorous bumming with her head down the toilet
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:19, Reply)

I worked with a woman
who's daughter was conceived as her hubby took advantage of her head down the bog position and gave her a vigorous scuttling from behind.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)

North East culture

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)

She was a classy bird, and no mistake.
Her husband was possibly the creepiest looking fucker I've ever met.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Happy Birthday Chompy!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)

assuming she was a geordie too
then I would assume that it was less "taking advantage" and more "actively encouraged"

Howay man husband man, can yous kick my back doors in but I just havta hurl firust
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Kick your back doors in is a fucking brilliant phrase

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)

lifts cap.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)

And they say romance is dead.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I don't know which is worse.
That this happened, or that she told someone else that this happened.

Or that she knew that was the only time they had fucked and so that was the only way she got knocked up.

Hang on! You work with Mrs Battered!!!!?????? Is she very sad at the moment?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Haha
Have a click you cunt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Naughty Al.
Actually, now I remember she looked like Olive Oyl from Popeye, and her husband resembled one of the Romeo cleaners that used to be on Eurotrash; the one with the dark hair.

A stunning couple.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I used to love Eurotrash.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)

They still show it on some Freeview channel.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

It wasn't quite no Rapido

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Also, she was disconcertingly open about her sex life.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I bet she didn't even drop her chips

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)

How romantic \o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)

That is partly true
however the efficacy of cerrtain antibiotics IS affected by alcohol
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)