I'm amazed that more people didn't want to talk about asparagus.
Even more so at the lack of responses about smelly wee.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

did you see that woman that got mauled by that tiger,
i like that her boss has come out and just said "yeah, it was her fault"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I think when they said she shouldn't piss about in the tiger enclosure, it was probably for this reason.
I mean, I'm no expert in these matters...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

well, i'd have said rule 1 of tigers is stay away, preferably at least a fence away, from the pointy and fangy end.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

It says almost exactly that in "Jungle Book"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:43, Reply)

According to news I read the tiger was in a "staff area" when it attacked her
Sounds like someone somewhere left a gate open they shouldn't have, or some safety interlock failed.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)

That's what they're saying now.
Looks like the tiger got loose and dragged her back into his pen. It first looked like she just walked into the tiger enclosure.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I fucking love aspagous, it's one of my favorite veg in the world.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

I ate some last night.
True story.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Not sure I want to go to an asparagus festival though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

are there different types of asparagus?
actually, half way through typing that, i realised i really really don't care.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Let's forget about all this asparagus nonsense.
How are things with you, doubleyoupee?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)

sorry this lacks apsparagus chat and it therefore rubbish

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I'm not sure Asparagus Tuesday is really going to get off the ground.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

In fact, I think people only replied in the first place because they thought it was a thread about Aspergers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Top Tip

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I for one and am for this.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I've just spent 30 mins on the phone with a PDQ IT guy, i think his name was Steve, but i wasn't really listening,
and he seems to not have done anything particularly helpful.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)

That was Kroney.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

really? didnae sound very french.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Two main types m8
English which is green and French which is white - however the difference is in how it's grown rather than the plant itself.

The French cover theirs so it grows in the dark hence its anaemic appearance.

It's crazy!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)

This is known as the asparagus spectrum

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Can't have been a bad night then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Asparagus risotto is delicious
As a starter obvs, needs meat to be a main course.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

only two statements here
and yet 100% wrong

that's quite the achievement
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I do a delicious english-muffin/aspagous/poached-egg/alloli (or bernaze/holiendaze, doens't make too much of a difference) all in the microwave.
I wonder if you could make a sort of veggy scotch egg using aspagous.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)