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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:06,
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Surely you are an expert on removing blood stains?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:07,
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hahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:13,
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Put them up for sale, surely?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:07,
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Nah, you're alright.
Is that the only communication you have with women now?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:09,
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Nah. I was one bloke in a group of about 25 adults at playgroup this morning. There's a couple of very pretty MILFs there.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:10,
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Yeah, but you wouldn't want to date the sort of women who go to playgroup.
They all have sore nipples and do that 'woosh' thing in the bath.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:13,
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hahahaha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:15,
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Bet they've all got post natal depression as well eh?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:05,
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I'm not sure i want to mock vulnerable women.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:09,
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You're no fun.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:12,
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alright Vagabond,
how are you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:12,
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I'm grand.
How are you?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:28,
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Post them to Sheffield so you can rub 'em clean with your oven glove?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:10,
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I don't think I have ever been to Sheffield.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:10,
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Perhaps you should
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLpDyvPqm1s
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:12,
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I'd wait until you had a bath, then get someone to throw them in.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:11,
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Ha. Well done.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:12,
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That was taking ages to download, so im going to have a guess
"Dear periodnickers, only wear red knickers when blobbing HTH"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:11,
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Fuck.
Ing.
Hell.
Just in case any of you chaps were wondering, the vile shit Battered keeps posting from mumsnet is not the sort of thing women usually chat about when they're together.
Unless they do, and I'm just doing it wrong.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:11,
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What do wimmin talk about when they go to piss together in the pub?
Cock sizes?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:13,
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is there a mens equivalent of mumsnet?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:13,
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b3ta?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:13,
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www.andrewmarr.com
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:15,
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Mine was better :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:15,
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Err, you are posting on it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:15,
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MARRSnet
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:15,
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Yer MARRnet
Fuck beaten twice
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:16,
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you love it
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:18,
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That yer cost me B-dog
it cost me bigtime
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:20,
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MARRMARRsnet
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:18,
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have you any wool?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:27,
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Truelad.com
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:45,
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Given the way you manage to do so many other things wrong I know where I'd put my money.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:13,
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Tucked into her knickers?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:15,
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Silly TuiB that's Chompy girlfriend you're thinking of
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:32,
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Hmmm won't connect that link for some reason.
Make your wimmin sleep naked in the garden when the painters are in. Strict, but fair.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:11,
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Sounds like Al's dream all over again
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:13,
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Finally got it.
Heavenly Yoni, what a ridiculous name.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:16,
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I have a specially adapted sand pit for just this reason
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:17,
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With bars on?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:18,
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+e
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:28,
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with bars one?
withe bars on?
with bares on?
You are drunk again aren't you sporters
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:48,
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BEARS!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:56,
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you couldnt put bears on it
silly sporters...
and seeing as I am in the Lakes it would be Tigers (topical local news lulz)
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:27,
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Of course
what do you think I am... some sort of animal
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:34,
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I would suggest you post
URGH Dirty dirty women... why god why did you remove that rib
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:18,
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Handful of sawdust in the crotch should sort it.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:19,
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Or a wax coating for the inside
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:21,
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Suggest they move into their husbands' sheds and spend the week bleeding onto a sawdust covered dirt floor
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:22,
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BATTERED!
What is going to happen to your shed?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:28,
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His missus is going to use it as a blobbing shed
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:29,
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I like this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:35,
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She's already put up net curtains and covered every surface with doilies
It's not a man's place any more :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:29,
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NEVER.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:30,
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Can someone please paint Battered's shed pink in a drunken prank?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:40,
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:45,
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I like this
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:49,
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Make sure you do the roof, he won't be able to clean it off
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:54,
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It's staying where it is.
Once I buy somewhere I will get another one (bigger & better). In the meantime I can use my existing one as much as I like.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:30,
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Alright SC.
Sheds was a good QOTW, why the fuck they removed it...
I blame that mod b3th.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:31,
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: (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:34,
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Now now be fair
B3th isn't really a mod. She's more like Modlite
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:35,
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Large cork and a mallet?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:29,
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Timmys move to Ireland was not going well ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:29,
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I've got FIVE widescreens hooked up in my shed now
yes that's FIVE motherfuckers!
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:34,
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why?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:35,
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easier to position the webcam
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:36,
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Bozeyed innit
Pass it on
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:36,
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What is he?
A fucking fly?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:37,
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One screen each for Mother Palm's five daughters.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:37,
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Palmela Handerson
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:37,
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So he can view multiple types of grot at the same time:
Prolapsed grannies.
Young Thai boys anal rapes.
Nigerian toilet bowl licking.
Adult nappy wearers.
Rimming Siamese twins.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:37,
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Was that an /ac from your browser history?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 14:38,
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Favourites tab
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:38,
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Not a polish snuff film in sight
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:03,
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officelolling away like a loon
Cheers for that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:38,
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scroll lock?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:39,
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He's gonna need a padlock with all that porn
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:40,
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I hope they're wipe clean
It'll be like Spider-Man's bedroom in there.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:43,
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Shed parties
everyone can see whats on like when a pub has loads of screens innit
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:52,
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In case Battered visits him and has a eppyfit
that way he won't miss any of the episode of "smallville"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:55,
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So he's a 6th level Thetan then?
Must not have given them enough money yet.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:52,
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I'm glad that Gonz's hero is as crazy as him.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:53,
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hahahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:58,
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very good
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:59,
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Students in bikinis are covering themselves in soapy foam and sliding down the hill!
See my facebook for details
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:03,
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Why?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:05,
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Because students are well wakki aren't they
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:08,
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Here
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:09,
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He's not wearing a bikini
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:11,
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No but the girls are
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:11,
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I tell you what
he's a fucking tease, not wearing his bikini
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:12,
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when was that taken?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:11,
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About an hour ago
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:12,
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Looks out of window grey and miserable
Looks at Pics sunny and bright
God I miss cornwall
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:13,
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The sky is clear and blue
and the sun is shining and all the hot AND legal students are wearing next to nothing.
HTH
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:15,
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I does, it really does
Cries
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:29,
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looks fun
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:11,
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I want a go
On the 19 year old in the tiny bikini
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:14,
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aint no bikinis in that picture
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:16,
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Theres plenty in the queue
See my facebook for more pics
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:17,
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i dunno who you are
are you friends with Kroney?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:18,
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No frenchies allowed
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:20,
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so kroneoly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:23,
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You don't seem to have taken her photo.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:18,
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I have too, you can see my face book
Green vest top, black bikini bottoms
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:20,
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Yeah, that doesn't sound at all noncey.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:26,
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Oh come on, they're old enough to drink, vote, smoke and get married.
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:27,
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My granddaughter's 19
and I wouldn't fancy you having a go on her.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:29,
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Looking at her grandmother I wouldn't fancy it either.
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:30,
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I'm guessing you haven't seen either of her biological grandmothers.
Both my granddaughters are gorgeous. Not that I'm biased or anything.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:31,
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Yeh and both my kids have sensible names
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:33,
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if i was wearing a tie, I would be straightening it now.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:31,
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...and that concludes the case for the defence , m'lud.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:06,
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You do realise you're old enough to be considered a nonce now, right?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:10,
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How old do you think I am?
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:12,
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judging by your tie tying skills
about 7
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:15,
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Older than most students.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:19,
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You know what!
I was a Godfather for the first time the other day and I practiced in front of a mirror until I had a perfect Full Windsor. I then went around pointing out everyone elses shit Tie tying skills. One of the Godfathers didn't even wear a tie! I felt well smug.
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:19,
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What religion was it? Jedi?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:21,
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Corleonicism
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:22,
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Wesleyan Methodist
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:24,
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Top Ten Cheeses
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:34,
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I heard that he couldn't even wear black trousers because they made his legs itch.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 30 May 2013, 15:33,
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I get this!
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:33,
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What? Itchy legs? What kind of trousers were you wearing?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 30 May 2013, 15:36,
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Some shitty chinos if I remember rightly
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:36,
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Correct. Have 5 internet points.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 30 May 2013, 15:41,
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Surley there must be an easier was of getting the blood stain out of their gusset
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:11,
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Hahahahaha
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:12,
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the OT "homepage" has been blocked, what did you lot write?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:12,
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OT has been a bit weird just now.
Not in the usual way.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:19,
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You don't really get blocking software do you?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:24,
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apparently not, why is it suddenly vlocked then, when this page is fine?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:26,
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I'm going to see if I can block this page now.
www.pornhub.com NSFW obviously
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:27,
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nah, still here :p
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:28,
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Give it a minute to go through.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:29,
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: ((
this is terrible bullying
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:30,
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It's fairly good bullying.
Bit tame by b3ta standards, but it's no more than you deserve.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:35,
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I dunno why you are so cruel to me B3th
you MOD power has gone to your head
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:36,
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"You don't really get blocking software do you?"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:34,
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New QOTW.
If anyone's arsed.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:34,
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I am not
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:36,
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Well
It's certainly getting off to a good start.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 May 2013, 15:41,
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It's no Sheds.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:43,
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Once upon a time Rob used to link the vote here so we could help choose the new one
All the trolling that Monty does there means we are now excluded from that process
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:42,
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The vote is posted on the main board. You can always go there to vote for it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:45,
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and stay there
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:45,
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Terrible bullying of Battered here
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:48,
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I'd miss HH terribly if he went.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:51,
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I dun a legit question.
What trolling!
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:51,
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?????
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:51,
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The mods won't like that.
Your arse is grass & the mods are a lawnmower.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:52,
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"your arse is grass and the mods are a lawnmower"?
really?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:57,
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