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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let's help Mumsnet out
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/1766375-Period-blood-stains-laundry-issue

Post your suggestions and I'll pass them on.

You're welcome.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:06, 175 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Surely you are an expert on removing blood stains?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Put them up for sale, surely?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Nah, you're alright.
Is that the only communication you have with women now?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Nah. I was one bloke in a group of about 25 adults at playgroup this morning. There's a couple of very pretty MILFs there.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Yeah, but you wouldn't want to date the sort of women who go to playgroup.
They all have sore nipples and do that 'woosh' thing in the bath.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Bet they've all got post natal depression as well eh?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I'm not sure i want to mock vulnerable women.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
You're no fun.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)
alright Vagabond,
how are you?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I'm grand.
How are you?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Post them to Sheffield so you can rub 'em clean with your oven glove?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:10, Reply)
I don't think I have ever been to Sheffield.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Perhaps you should
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLpDyvPqm1s
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I'd wait until you had a bath, then get someone to throw them in.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Ha. Well done.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)
That was taking ages to download, so im going to have a guess
"Dear periodnickers, only wear red knickers when blobbing HTH"
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Fuck.
Ing.
Hell.

Just in case any of you chaps were wondering, the vile shit Battered keeps posting from mumsnet is not the sort of thing women usually chat about when they're together.

Unless they do, and I'm just doing it wrong.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:11, Reply)
What do wimmin talk about when they go to piss together in the pub?
Cock sizes?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)
is there a mens equivalent of mumsnet?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)
b3ta?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)
www.andrewmarr.com

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Mine was better :(

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Err, you are posting on it

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
MARRSnet

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Yer MARRnet
Fuck beaten twice
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)
you love it

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)
That yer cost me B-dog
it cost me bigtime
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)
MARRMARRsnet

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)
have you any wool?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Truelad.com

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Given the way you manage to do so many other things wrong I know where I'd put my money.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Tucked into her knickers?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Silly TuiB that's Chompy girlfriend you're thinking of

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Hmmm won't connect that link for some reason.
Make your wimmin sleep naked in the garden when the painters are in. Strict, but fair.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Sounds like Al's dream all over again

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Finally got it.
Heavenly Yoni, what a ridiculous name.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I have a specially adapted sand pit for just this reason

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)
With bars on?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)
+e

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
with bars one?
withe bars on?
with bares on?

You are drunk again aren't you sporters
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)
BEARS!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)
you couldnt put bears on it
silly sporters...

and seeing as I am in the Lakes it would be Tigers (topical local news lulz)
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Of course
what do you think I am... some sort of animal
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I would suggest you post
URGH Dirty dirty women... why god why did you remove that rib
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Handful of sawdust in the crotch should sort it.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Or a wax coating for the inside

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Suggest they move into their husbands' sheds and spend the week bleeding onto a sawdust covered dirt floor

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:22, Reply)
BATTERED!
What is going to happen to your shed?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
His missus is going to use it as a blobbing shed

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I like this

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
She's already put up net curtains and covered every surface with doilies
It's not a man's place any more :(
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)
NEVER.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Can someone please paint Battered's shed pink in a drunken prank?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)
I like this

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Make sure you do the roof, he won't be able to clean it off

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)
It's staying where it is.
Once I buy somewhere I will get another one (bigger & better). In the meantime I can use my existing one as much as I like.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Alright SC.
Sheds was a good QOTW, why the fuck they removed it...
I blame that mod b3th.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)
: (

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Now now be fair
B3th isn't really a mod. She's more like Modlite
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Large cork and a mallet?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Timmys move to Ireland was not going well ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I've got FIVE widescreens hooked up in my shed now
yes that's FIVE motherfuckers!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)
why?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
easier to position the webcam

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Bozeyed innit
Pass it on
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)
What is he?
A fucking fly?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
One screen each for Mother Palm's five daughters.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Palmela Handerson

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
So he can view multiple types of grot at the same time:
Prolapsed grannies.
Young Thai boys anal rapes.
Nigerian toilet bowl licking.
Adult nappy wearers.
Rimming Siamese twins.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Was that an /ac from your browser history?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Favourites tab

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Not a polish snuff film in sight

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
officelolling away like a loon
Cheers for that
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
scroll lock?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)
He's gonna need a padlock with all that porn

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I hope they're wipe clean
It'll be like Spider-Man's bedroom in there.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Shed parties
everyone can see whats on like when a pub has loads of screens innit
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)
In case Battered visits him and has a eppyfit
that way he won't miss any of the episode of "smallville"
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Interesting article about Americas Richard Blackwood
m.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/may/30/will-smith-new-york-magazine-interview
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)
So he's a 6th level Thetan then?
Must not have given them enough money yet.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I'm glad that Gonz's hero is as crazy as him.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)

www.facebook.com/pages/Will-Smith-Fan-Club/310281634993?fref=ts
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)
hahahaha!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)
very good

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Students in bikinis are covering themselves in soapy foam and sliding down the hill!
See my facebook for details
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Why?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Because students are well wakki aren't they

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Here
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)
He's not wearing a bikini

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)

No but the girls are
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
I tell you what
he's a fucking tease, not wearing his bikini
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
when was that taken?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
About an hour ago

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Looks out of window grey and miserable
Looks at Pics sunny and bright

God I miss cornwall
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)
The sky is clear and blue
and the sun is shining and all the hot AND legal students are wearing next to nothing.

HTH
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I does, it really does
Cries
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)
looks fun

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
I want a go
On the 19 year old in the tiny bikini
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)
aint no bikinis in that picture

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Theres plenty in the queue
See my facebook for more pics
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)
i dunno who you are
are you friends with Kroney?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)
No frenchies allowed

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)
so kroneoly

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)
You don't seem to have taken her photo.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I have too, you can see my face book
Green vest top, black bikini bottoms
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Yeah, that doesn't sound at all noncey.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Oh come on, they're old enough to drink, vote, smoke and get married.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)
My granddaughter's 19
and I wouldn't fancy you having a go on her.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Looking at her grandmother I wouldn't fancy it either.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I'm guessing you haven't seen either of her biological grandmothers.
Both my granddaughters are gorgeous. Not that I'm biased or anything.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Yeh and both my kids have sensible names

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)
if i was wearing a tie, I would be straightening it now.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)
...and that concludes the case for the defence , m'lud.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
You do realise you're old enough to be considered a nonce now, right?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)
How old do you think I am?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
judging by your tie tying skills
about 7
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Older than most students.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)
You know what!
I was a Godfather for the first time the other day and I practiced in front of a mirror until I had a perfect Full Windsor. I then went around pointing out everyone elses shit Tie tying skills. One of the Godfathers didn't even wear a tie! I felt well smug.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)
What religion was it? Jedi?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Corleonicism

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Wesleyan Methodist

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Top Ten Cheeses

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I heard that he couldn't even wear black trousers because they made his legs itch.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I get this!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)
What? Itchy legs? What kind of trousers were you wearing?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Some shitty chinos if I remember rightly

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Correct. Have 5 internet points.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Surley there must be an easier was of getting the blood stain out of their gusset

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
the OT "homepage" has been blocked, what did you lot write?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)
OT has been a bit weird just now.
Not in the usual way.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)
You don't really get blocking software do you?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:24, Reply)
apparently not, why is it suddenly vlocked then, when this page is fine?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I'm going to see if I can block this page now.
www.pornhub.com
NSFW obviously
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)
nah, still here :p

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Give it a minute to go through.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)
: ((
this is terrible bullying
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)
It's fairly good bullying.
Bit tame by b3ta standards, but it's no more than you deserve.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I dunno why you are so cruel to me B3th
you MOD power has gone to your head
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
"You don't really get blocking software do you?"

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)
New QOTW.
If anyone's arsed.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I am not

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Well
It's certainly getting off to a good start.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)
It's no Sheds.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Once upon a time Rob used to link the vote here so we could help choose the new one
All the trolling that Monty does there means we are now excluded from that process
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)
The vote is posted on the main board. You can always go there to vote for it.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)
and stay there

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Terrible bullying of Battered here

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I'd miss HH terribly if he went.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)
I dun a legit question.
What trolling!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)
?????

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)
The mods won't like that.
Your arse is grass & the mods are a lawnmower.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)
"your arse is grass and the mods are a lawnmower"?
really?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

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