Death Row.
If you were the condemned man, what would you request for your last meal?

Alt; What dish do you cook best?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:12, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YM*
*someone bound to say this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I hope that's in reply to both questions.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)

alt: I make lots of great dishes
My omelettes are one of my signature dishes, but lets not start off Omelettegate again
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I don't know what happened last time you engaged the board in an omlette discussion.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Shit blew up, i'll try to link it.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)

pricks make omlettes wrong and WOULD NOT LISTEN TO REASON

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I make mine without breaking any eggs.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)

John Woo style?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Yep pretty much
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1881084
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I'm sad I missed that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Not really.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)

It went on for a few days after that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)

You know if you grill it instead of folding it's a frittata not an omelette, right?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:02, Reply)

I refuse to get drawn into another Omelettegate :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I'll have a Gun/C4 omelette please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Century egg
Prepared from scratch.

Alt: Everything I cook is a triumph.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I'm not familiar with the century egg. But I'm guessing it's shit.
Alt; #oldmotorbikelolz
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Dunno, never had it.
It was a shit joke about delaying my execution, although a little research suggests it would only be by a few weeks OH GOD I DONT WANT TO DIE JEFF
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)

You need to eat more bacon. That'll save you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)

You sure?
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/still-fancy-the-full-english-study-links-processed-meats-such-as-bacon-and-sausages-to-risk-of-early-death-8523687.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Not clicking that, it might be a virus, soz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Luckily the entire story is contained within the url

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I thought as much.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I'd pick 5 lobsters done all kind of different ways followed by banoffee pie followed by watermellon.


I made this last night that was dead good: imgur.com/a/CiVQT
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)

That looks rather nice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)

It was dead good
Parpadelli with Shitaki, Portabellow and Cup mushrooms with Garlic and Parsley....in a coating made from Motz, Parmazam, Creme fresh.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)

It's an urban myth that you can have what you want for your last meal on Death Row.
This is why they all have cheeseburgers or whatever - there's a choice of about four things.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Look, this thread was on it's arse already, I don't need you to kill it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Now that the entire thread has been exposed as a LIE, I think you should delete it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Thinking about it, capital punishment was abolished in the UK in 1965.
This whole thread is flawed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)

You aren't making me feel any better here Tangles.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)

We should go out murdering, it's not like they can do anything to stop it.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Just like how downloading isn't really stealing; murdering isn't really murdering if they were going to die at somepoint anyway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Nail and Head Gonz. Nail and Head.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Anyway, it's not 'murder' - it's 'life infringement'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)

They're simply victims of a failed life model.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:02, Reply)

No, murdering wouldn't be murdering if you made a copy of a person and murdered the copy
Because the original person would still be fine, see!
( Peej, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:35, Reply)

If that's true, then I'm off to clone me some hollyoaks actors for some entirely unrelated-to-murder things.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:49, Reply)

No, you can have pretty much anything, within reason
But it's the stupid requests that get turned down.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Shut up, wrong on the internet Boyce
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:02, Reply)

some interesting choices here.
James Edward Smith, executed in Texas in 1990: A lump of dirt, which was denied. He settled for a cup of yogurt.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:05, Reply)

He probably read the 'Tangles Cookbook' in the week leading up to death.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Ricky Ray Rector, executed in Arkansas in 1992: Steak, fried chicken, cherry Kool-Aid, and a pecan pie. Rector, rendered mentally retarded by his suicide attempt after murdering a police officer, said that he did not eat the pie because he was saving it for later.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:07, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:08, Reply)

some of them are really "fuck off" choices
"Victor Feguer, executed in Iowa in 1963, requested a single olive with the pit still in it"
and
Lawrence Russell Brewer, executed in Texas in 2011: Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions; a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas with fixings; a Meat Lovers pizza; three root beers; one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream; and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.[50] Brewer's request was granted, but he refused the meal when it arrived, prompting Texas to stop granting last meal requests to condemned inmates.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:09, Reply)

How many people has Tangles influenced....
Odell Barnes, executed in Texas in 2000: "Justice, Equality, World Peace."
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I'm very influential.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I'll bet you were behind this as well
Philip Workman, executed in Tennessee in 2007: He declined a special meal for himself, but he asked for a large vegetarian pizza to be given to a homeless person in Nashville, Tennessee. This request was denied by the prison, but carried out by others across the country.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:18, Reply)

I'm wearing shorts today. They are red
only they've faded a bit so they could be interpreted as a little bit pink.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I'll just have an egg and cress sandwich and some orange juice thanks
I'll get something proper when I get home
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:49, Reply)

D'you want some crisps as well?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Ooh yes please
Have you got an helicopter crisps?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Yes.
They are really popular at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)

*dies on stage*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)

No, but we can get some FLOWN IN!!!!111!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Or delivered by bicycle
On a CHOPPER.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Ten pints of cider.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Or "breakfast".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:17, Reply)

YEAH.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Alt: scallops.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:21, Reply)

bollocks

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:22, Reply)

weebles

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:23, Reply)

wobbles

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Doesn't fall down

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I'm glad someone else got this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Throat cancer from you mum?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Nakers give jeff his log in back

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Won't be up yet

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:27, Reply)

If those black, retarded people would stop committing crimes we wouldn't need death row in the states would we?

( Peej, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:44, Reply)